December 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
To Rebecca S and the girls and Mike W and Andrew too – had such a great time on Thursday. Thank you for being such indulgent hosts and bringing along the celebrity Jacquie Berger, newly published in the Huffington Post Full Story
Dear Gossips,
We have a date with Cate tonight. Am not eating all day because then it’s on to Babbo where I’ll be ordering everything on the menu. Premiere after premiere in New York. Last night RDJ and Guy Ritchie presented their Sherlock Holmes. Read Full Intro
Porny is a good friend
But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance over at the Sunset Tower for the drunks. Full Story
Old fashioned bromance
It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes to touch and wrap and nuzzle. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)
Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)
Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)
The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)
Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)
Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)
Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)
It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)
Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)
Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands
Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story
Shameless Rossum
F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story
Are your breasts in this movie?
Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story
Third Lip family photos
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as Keith Urban, who’s been in Sydney performing, came to meet her and Sunday Rose at the airport. Full Story
Biel leaves with baggage
A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a ridiculous amount of gear. Full Story
December 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Big ups to my trainer Hayley who, on little training, ran the marathon in Honolulu in 3 hrs 34 minutes qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Crazy bitch. She came in 11th in her age out of 1100 runners and overall 63rd out of 10,000 women, the 2nd female finisher from Canada. Did I mention she was unprepared??? Happy 35th Birthday Rebekah! Enjoy the all day shopping and eating. Full Story
