Let it go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 12:45:00 March 15, 2010 12:45:00

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 11:32:17 March 15, 2010 11:32:17

Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 11:14:00 March 15, 2010 11:14:00

Becks won’t give up, and Victoria really wanted to turn the World Cup pitch into her personal runway (Dlisted)

Ebola’s nipples attack Mexico (The Superficial)

Great. So now they’re publicly trying to make her feel sh-tty about herself (Popeater)

Ashley Greene shows off her extensions (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard honoured. And SO f-cking elegant (Just Jared)

Katie and Little Sci out and about (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry gets ready to celebrate (ASL)

If I show my ass on Twitter will I double my followers? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG. Gisele post-pregnancy in Vogue. I feel ugly (INO)

Mother Madonna tells Jesus what not to do: Lilo! (Cele|bitchy)

Tell Porny it’s not her length

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 10:06:27 March 15, 2010 10:06:27

Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts her off below the knee. Full Story

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They won’t miss Izzie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:35:56 March 15, 2010 08:35:56

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

Happier without her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:30:30 March 15, 2010 08:30:30

A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and priorities after his wife and daughters are in an accident. Full Story

Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:24:00 March 15, 2010 08:24:00

Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations of infidelity, of douchey behaviour, and I wrote about it extensively. Full Story

March 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 07:45:43 March 15, 2010 07:45:43

Happy Birthday Dana F! When I’m next in Toronto, there will be several cocktails, and a lot of gossip. Mostly about YOU. Am excited for your fresh start. Wishing you the best year and a lot of young ass. Raising a spicy Caesar/tall Guiness/fishbowl of wine to Kelly M who, at only 5 ft tall, can apparently out-drink a football team! Happy 30th Birthday! With love from Taryn. Full Story

Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

In the excitement of Oscar weekend, I’ve forgotten to big up Johnny Depp and Tim Burton for their massive Alice in Wonderland opening - $116 million to start, now almost $140, the 6th biggest in history, the best ever in March, and not showing signs of slowing down.  Read Full Intro

No, he needs something else

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:42:00 March 12, 2010 14:42:00

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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