Sponsored Smut: Music & Lyrics on W

March 5, 2009 10:01:40 Posted at March 5, 2009 10:01:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew plays a girl called Sophie. It’s always Sophie! Or Lucy! Or Casey! She stars opposite Hugh Grant who, for some reason, can find chemistry with almost anyone. Come to think of it, why haven’t Hugh Grant and Kate Hudson starred in a romantic comedy together? Manslinger would chew him up, non? So anyway, about Music & Lyrics Full Story

Shelfy emergency!

March 5, 2009 09:35:10 Posted at March 5, 2009 09:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and his herm, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… The Chicago Sun Times, definitely a step up from Life & Style, In Touch, and Star (bottom feeding rags!), is reporting today that Pips is itching to get out…and that she is clinging even harder! A source connected to Justin reveals that he’s losing interest. Full Story

Action Jolie!

March 5, 2009 09:19:47 Posted at March 5, 2009 09:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles in her role as an exiled spy. The studio has been rather hasty releasing the images, hyping the project more than year before its release to build anticipation among Brangelunatics. Full Story

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Celebrity agriculture

March 5, 2009 08:19:01 Posted at March 5, 2009 08:19:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Bilson and her betrothed Hayden Christensen spotted in Malibu yesterday after lunch. His legs look skinnier than hers. And she’s TINY. Ew. Anyway, Hayden and Rachel have been spending a lot of time in Ontario working on his farmhouse. Am also told that they’ve also been visiting local breeders looking for a dog that can herd all their goats. Full Story

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She’s a lucky motherf-cker

March 5, 2009 07:26:00 Posted at March 5, 2009 07:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her by Mario Batali in the presence of Emeril Lagasse. Full Story

Oscar goes everywhere

March 5, 2009 07:15:00 Posted at March 5, 2009 07:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for the gays and the girls who love them, especially my Morley who emails me once a week claiming first dibs on Dustin Lance Black. DLB won an Oscar for writing Milk – have you seen it yet? Probably not. And why not??? Anyway, as you can see, DLB is beautiful. According to some, he’s also acting kinda obnoxiously. Full Story

Robo Beads

March 5, 2009 06:54:41 Posted at March 5, 2009 06:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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March 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 5, 2009 06:35:41 Posted at March 5, 2009 06:35:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Kaitlin – heard it’s been a rough go lately. Wishing you good luck and a quick turn and Kate hopes you’ll stay in Toronto! Happy Birthday Sam from your fiancé Scott! Missed this one while in Vegas…Happy Birthday to Carol from your sister Laura! 3 months in Central America! Very jealous. Full Story

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

She’s back.

Britney is back.

And while there were a few minor glitches, last night’s Circus Tour opening in New Orleans was a resounding success. Put it this way, one of his clip on nails did not fall off midway through the performance.

Photos and video below. And if you were there, write me with your experience! Can’t wait til April 8th when she hits Vancouver.

Scroll down for late posts from yesterday re: Megan Fox and John Mayer’s missed chance.

Wednesday – online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Iman >>>>>>>>>>> Heidi Klum. Seriously. It’s sad to me that Canadians are the only ones who get to enjoy Project Runway Canada because once you’ve tasted Iman, you don’t want to taste anyone else. She had us – my husband and I! – trembling in fear and awe for 2 hours after the show last night. That’s right, my husband and I. This ball scratching, hockey loving, video game addicted stank of a man loves Project Runway Canada. And if you’re not watching, you are doing yourself a major disservice. If you can spend 2 hours on that stupid f*cking Bachelor, you can spend an hour on one of the best reality challenge shows not just in Canada but on television, period.

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

PPPS. Congratulations Emily J, winner of the Oscar Annual Contest! Emily correctly predicted 21/24 categories tied with 3 others but submitted the earliest. Enjoy your Stella!

Update: Internet Explorer 6 users - we are looking at a picture viewer issue that has come up likely as a result of some recent updates to IE 6.  Hope to have it resolved shortly.  In the meantime, upgrading to newer version (IE 7) or Firefox solves the problem.

Cam gets prettier…

March 4, 2009 19:00:24 Posted at March 4, 2009 19:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Hermy Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I called her hermy too. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. And she was MUCH less crusty too. Full Story

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Public Enemies not lovers

March 4, 2009 15:13:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 15:13:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it’s done right, and lately often it’s not done right, but when it’s done right, acting truly is art. Like Marion Cotillard and Johnny Depp. A new, kick f-cking ass trailer for Public Enemies has just been released and their chemistry is ridiculous. Yes, he’s happy with Vanessa and there is/was no way. Full Story