Friday, December 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We have a date with Cate tonight. Am not eating all day because then it’s on to Babbo where I’ll be ordering everything on the menu. Premiere after premiere in New York. Last night RDJ and Guy Ritchie presented their Sherlock Holmes.  Read Full Intro

Porny is a good friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 12:32:27 December 18, 2009 12:32:27

But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance over at the Sunset Tower for the drunks. Full Story

Old fashioned bromance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 11:57:37 December 18, 2009 11:57:37

It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes to touch and wrap and nuzzle. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 11:15:11 December 18, 2009 11:15:11

For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)

Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)

Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)

Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)

Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)

It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)

Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 08:31:00 December 18, 2009 08:31:00

Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:49:03 December 18, 2009 07:49:03

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Are your breasts in this movie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:33:54 December 18, 2009 07:33:54

Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story

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Third Lip family photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:18:16 December 18, 2009 07:18:16

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as Keith Urban, who’s been in Sydney performing, came to meet her and Sunday Rose at the airport. Full Story

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Biel leaves with baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:08:09 December 18, 2009 07:08:09

A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a ridiculous amount of gear. Full Story

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December 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:01:11 December 18, 2009 07:01:11

Big ups to my trainer Hayley who, on little training, ran the marathon in Honolulu in 3 hrs 34 minutes qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Crazy bitch. She came in 11th in her age out of 1100 runners and overall 63rd out of 10,000 women, the 2nd female finisher from Canada. Did I mention she was unprepared??? Happy 35th Birthday Rebekah! Enjoy the all day shopping and eating. Full Story