Sunday, June 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s the weekend of superfluous award shows, both saved by Sandra Bullock. Last night at Spike TV Guy’s Choice, Scarlett Johansson took home the Jean Claude Gahd Dam Award. Tonight it’s MTV as the Twi-Hards have been gripping their nipples all week in anticipation of a New Moon sweep while the rest of us celebrate the cultural significance of the Best Scared Ass performance Award and wait for Sandy’s appearance.  Read Full Intro

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Flew into Toronto yesterday for the weekend, had a sleepover at my friend Lo’s, and since neither of us need much sleep, we watched 200 Cigarettes on late night tv and remembered Courtney Love’s real face. Do you remember Courtney Love’s real face? It was a nice face.  Read Full Intro

Eminem, Pink, Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 13:18:52 June 4, 2010 13:18:52

Eminem’s new album drops June 21st. Relapse was the best selling rap album of 2009 but many didn’t feel it was Eminem’s strongest work. There are high expectations for Recovery. He is currently promoting it in Europe, spotted after a performance in London today. Recovery will feature tracks with both Pink and Rihanna. Full Story

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Now this I understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 12:15:15 June 4, 2010 12:15:15

As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with the apple cheeked glow of a long day’s work in the field, youthful and exuberant, without a trace of his cheese vampire limp dick, well now this I can come around to, even with those old fashioned pants accentuating his mothering hips. Full Story

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Remember when…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 11:57:47 June 4, 2010 11:57:47

We cared about Julia Stiles? What? You never cared about Julia Stiles? Fine. Well I did. I cared about her in Save the Last Dance and I definitely cared about her in 10 Things I Hate About You and then it felt like she kept making the same movies over and over again and … she just stopped mattering. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 11:29:31 June 4, 2010 11:29:31

Look at his face right before they kiss. It’s HOT (Dlisted)

Great. Another dumbass Kardashian talking out of her ass (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson screws Esquire (Popeater)

Loved Jessica Biel’s dress last night (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Greene remembered that she hasn’t reminded us to care about her so she went to the gym (Pop Sugar)

Yeah. I’d watch that happen on video (Towleroad)

Cheryl Cole in short shorts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sheryl Crow has a Levi too! (E! Online)

Angelina Jolie has friends to celebrate her birthday with (Just Jared)

John Stamos taking time off… to find Jennifer Aniston? (Cele|bitchy)

Your girl-kiss is tired

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 10:33:07 June 4, 2010 10:33:07

Two months ago when JailBait Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. Full Story

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Ryan Phillippe...a new piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 09:00:00 June 4, 2010 09:00:00

It’s been almost a month. They met at a party and were making out within minutes. Now it’s weekend holidays. Must be serious. Sure. Here’s Ryan Phillippe with a new trick, some model called Alexis Knapp, hitting up the liquor store last weekend for a Memorial Day party. Professionally for Phillippe it’s been an adjustment. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling... a new piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 08:40:47 June 4, 2010 08:40:47

This might ruin your weekend. I’m sorry. You may want to look away. Am currently working from etalk studio at 299 Queen West in Toronto where it’s magazine central. So they highlighted for me a page in the new People. Page 28 if you’re looking. And tucked away in the corner is a small item with a heart marked “flirting”. Full Story

Big balls on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 08:31:51 June 4, 2010 08:31:51

It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The Hangover’s remarkable success last year. Full Story

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