Chuck Bass loves meat

March 3, 2009 15:09:53 Posted at March 3, 2009 15:09:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. He’s disgusting. Especially when he eats. But… Yeah. Shamefully anytime. Ed Westwick in West Hollywood yesterday eating lunch with friends. My friend Lara’s lady aches were buzzing my blackberry last week after she stumbled across this video Full Story

Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

March 3, 2009 13:55:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 13:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

The Young Victoria

March 3, 2009 12:43:22 Posted at March 3, 2009 12:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young Victoria can’t find distribution? Boo. Full Story

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Fun Fearless = Cheese?

March 3, 2009 11:50:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 3, 2009 11:05:51 Posted at March 3, 2009 11:05:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simon Baker’s little baker! (Dlisted)

Great looking girl. Terrible taste in men. (Hollywood Tuna)

Fun Fearless man bangs (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston boyfriend jeans? (Pop Sugar)

Working out with her gay husband (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Did he find out? (Cele|bitchy)

Back to tv…where she belongs??? (INO)

Madonna > Krishna (Holy Moly)

Bale’s new T4 trailer. It rocks. (Popoholic)

I’m cutting you off if you buy this book (The Blemish)

Tom in a suit

March 3, 2009 09:53:08 Posted at March 3, 2009 09:53:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such a matter of interest. Full Story

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ManSlinger: assy in Milan

March 3, 2009 08:47:11 Posted at March 3, 2009 08:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He plays/played hockey. Full Story

Thoughts on the Dark Scarlett

March 3, 2009 08:03:42 Posted at March 3, 2009 08:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson was just named the new face of D&G. She’s been in Milan with the designers during fashion week and was flanked by them at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue party last night. This dress is exquisite. And perfect for her. Do you like the dark hair, pale skin, and red lips? Depends on the light, I guess. Full Story

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Dear Malin, don’t be Kate

March 3, 2009 07:36:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are calling Malin Akerman the next Cameron Diaz. Malin is Canadian so we’re pushing her out hard. Landing the coveted role of Silk Spectre in Watchmen was a huge break. She’s also working on Vince Vaughn’s next comedy Couples Retreat and has several other projects on the go (many more than Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel!) that should keep her in theatres consistently over the next 2 years. Full Story

The Alba Bitch must work

March 3, 2009 07:25:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 07:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Back in the day, on the Vancouver set of Dark Angel, a lovely man approached Jessica Alba, who was standing around with her assistant, to request an autograph for his two young boys who had come to visit dad, on security detail, at work. The Alba Bitch wasn’t feeling it. She turned to her helper, without bothering to make eye contact with her fans, and said – I told you I don’t want to talk to anyone. Full Story

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LipGloss oily and puffy

March 3, 2009 06:56:42 Posted at March 3, 2009 06:56:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss and his hanger-on showed up last night at the Watchmen premiere in their ongoing effort to mingle more with the grownups. As you can see, Lippy worked hard to make sure he looked like he didn’t care. Probably took an hour just to arrange his hat. He should have however spent more time on his face… What’s up with his face? Zac Efron suddenly bloaty? And oily? Where are your blotters?!?!? Is it possible he actually drinks beer? No. Full Story

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