Happier without her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:30:30 March 15, 2010 08:30:30

A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and priorities after his wife and daughters are in an accident. Full Story

Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:24:00 March 15, 2010 08:24:00

Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations of infidelity, of douchey behaviour, and I wrote about it extensively. Full Story

March 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 07:45:43 March 15, 2010 07:45:43

Happy Birthday Dana F! When I’m next in Toronto, there will be several cocktails, and a lot of gossip. Mostly about YOU. Am excited for your fresh start. Wishing you the best year and a lot of young ass. Raising a spicy Caesar/tall Guiness/fishbowl of wine to Kelly M who, at only 5 ft tall, can apparently out-drink a football team! Happy 30th Birthday! With love from Taryn. Full Story

Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

In the excitement of Oscar weekend, I’ve forgotten to big up Johnny Depp and Tim Burton for their massive Alice in Wonderland opening - $116 million to start, now almost $140, the 6th biggest in history, the best ever in March, and not showing signs of slowing down.  Read Full Intro

No, he needs something else

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:42:00 March 12, 2010 14:42:00

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Peaches & Cream on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:02:44 March 12, 2010 14:02:44

Kristen Stewart’s makeup last night at the LA premiere of The Runaways was gorgeous. Fresh and glow and young and promising, love it. As for the dress, you Twi-Hards have been asking for my opinion on it all day… I don’t. The colour - wonderful. She popped. Amazing. And on the hanger, it’s a great idea. Full Story

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Young Artists for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 13:25:43 March 12, 2010 13:25:43

Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 12:41:00 March 12, 2010 12:41:00

The worst Lilo you’ve ever seen. And she looks bald too. (Dlisted)

Amanda Seyfried’s CRAZY ASS body. And the dumbass things that come out of her mouth (The Superficial)

Gaga’s shoe weave is better than Britney head weave (Popeater)

What Ebola wore to its mother’s birthday. Would you ever??? (Hollywood Tuna)

A week in New York for Sienna and Jude (Just Jared)

Not even Kristen Stewart can make Taylor Lautner seem human (Pop Sugar)

Porny defends Gabby! And talks about her booty shorts! (E!Online)

People are still taking pictures of Rose McGowan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga’s sister makes a cameo (Towleroad)

Getting ready to replace Britney? (Cele|bitchy)

Ex Mr. Popular

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 11:00:11 March 12, 2010 11:00:11

We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It’s like he’s like a faded high school quarterback. It’s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. Rumour has it, he and Abbie Cornish broke up because he was unfaithful. Full Story

This Hot Bitch...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 09:33:54 March 12, 2010 09:33:54

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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Speaking of uncool...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:38:48 March 12, 2010 08:38:48

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

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