December 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:01:11 December 18, 2009 07:01:11

Big ups to my trainer Hayley who, on little training, ran the marathon in Honolulu in 3 hrs 34 minutes qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Crazy bitch. She came in 11th in her age out of 1100 runners and overall 63rd out of 10,000 women, the 2nd female finisher from Canada. Did I mention she was unprepared??? Happy 35th Birthday Rebekah! Enjoy the all day shopping and eating. Full Story

Best/Worst of 2009: Fergie Wedding Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 14:16:38 December 17, 2009 14:16:38

Maybe if you sell your wedding photos to a magazine you’re just f-cking asking for it. In light of what happened after… well… enough said. Remember these pictures? The original article is here and the entire album is here Full Story

SJP’s morning flowers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 12:55:57 December 17, 2009 12:55:57

She was all over morning television today promoting The Morgans which opens tomorrow. The dress she wore while being interviewed by Matt Lauer…love it SO much. SO MUCH. Then she changed into a rather forgettable nude sateen but these tights. Oh la these tights are quivering me like a sexy beast of a man. Full Story

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Holiday Riddles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 12:13:18 December 17, 2009 12:13:18

There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants. Full Story

The GMD: singing meals & jumpy claps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:51:46 December 17, 2009 11:51:46

I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:39:34 December 17, 2009 11:39:34

NY is amazing so far. Thank you Rangers for managing a goal in the last minute to avoid getting shut-out and letting us hear the horn and post-goal chant. Rangers fans are ruthless, btw. Poor Michal Rozsival. Anyway…Lainey’s on her way back from a meeting so I’m stepping in for Tingles. More from her to come.  Jacek

It must have been the fifteenth ho that broke the camel’s back (The Superficial)

Maybe next he’ll disarm Iran. Douche. (Dlisted)

Stardom = being sister of annoying ‘reality’ pr-ck? Good enough for Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

I have to start watching How I Met Your Mother. Yum. (JustJared)

Things must be growing in Brad’s nasty beard by now (Popsugar)

Leggy Leighton sings for Robin Thicke? (Popoholic)

Jessica Hart bikini shots. Who? Doesn’t matter. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Justin Long had a love child with Jamie Lee Curtis (not really but look) (Cele|bitchy)

Was no one working the door? (The Blemish)

Brendan Fraser’s successful distraction from his face. Ouch (Go Fug Yourself)

The end of Reese & Jake…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 08:04:24 December 17, 2009 08:04:24

All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop Full Story

GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:42:00 December 17, 2009 07:42:00

Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. It was for the newsletter. Full Story

RP for Katie M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:27:11 December 17, 2009 07:27:11

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story