JailBait dance moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 11:19:32 September 24, 2009 11:19:32

Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. Full Story

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Talking and Just Being

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 10:51:21 September 24, 2009 10:51:21

Earlier today, I posted an email from Joan in North Vancouver who pointed out the deficiencies in my marriage because Jacek refuses to take me out to dinner for some “talking and just being”. I am a crusty old hag because there’s not enough “talking and just being” in my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 10:34:00 September 24, 2009 10:34:00

Guess who’s crying over spoiled dick? (Dlisted)

I like how Pink wears her jeans. And her patch (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny directs a video (Just Jared)

A new quirky couple (The Superficial)

John Mayer ruminates on the President’s timepiece (Pop Sugar)

Shia and a new snazzy suit (INO)

Ashley Simpson: skinny, animal print, and terrible acting (ASL)

Kanye is still paying her bills (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Size 2 and her f-ck me boots (Popoholic)

Bube Cheese makes a new video (Popeater)

Shelf Ass in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 09:36:03 September 24, 2009 09:36:03

She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not being offered the kind of roles that ugly ass Natalie Portman receives. Full Story

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Chicken Fried NPH

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 09:08:10 September 24, 2009 09:08:10

Fresh off his delightful hosting performance at the Emmy Awards on Sunday, Neil Patrick Harris relaxed with some Britney Spears last night, photographed heading to her concert at Staples Centre. With NPH at the helm, Emmy ratings showed a slight improvement – an increase of just over a million viewers. Full Story

Emma Stone in red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 08:06:00 September 24, 2009 08:06:00

Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it. But it’s not hard to promote Emma Stone. I love Emma Stone. Emma Stone is one of the reasons Lindsay Lohan’s only job opportunities these days involve hosting parties in Singapore. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson: coffee & Volvo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 07:25:48 September 24, 2009 07:25:48

New photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Joan Jett hair made an appearance early in the morning upon arrival – so much better than that ghetto wig – as both look relaxed, hitting up on coffee to prepare for a long day working on Eclipse. Billy Burke was also on set shooting a scene from early in the film that takes place outside the police station. Full Story

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Granny’s Girls’ Night Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 07:07:42 September 24, 2009 07:07:42

Last night at “The Important Dinner for Women 4” dinner in New York Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up with her third lip to hang out with the ladies. To be fair, on this occasion she actually doesn’t look so bad. The hair softens her face. Much better as a red than a blonde. Note in the photo next to her old BFF Naomi Watts however, in comparison to Naomi who has elected to just let sh-t happens as it happens, Gran’s work is especially remarkable. Full Story

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September 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 06:55:03 September 24, 2009 06:55:03

Tenika – first day back to college, gearing up for an asskicking so by request here’s JGL. Hope he helps a little? Politics and World Economics sounds painful. To Christina and Kirsten leaving for NYC tomorrow – have a great time shopping at Uniqlo and Topshop and Reiss and Barneys Co-op and Henri Bendel and I could go for like a mile a minute and my girls can’t do without Century 21 but I don’t have the patience. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Today could be a fried rice day. It’s starting off that way. With girls! Girls I love, all together in the front row – Gwyneth, Emma, Liv! And Posh … not with them. She sat with other people. More on that below.

And since he’s shooting on location, on the film set for the first time in over two years, we’re now getting everyday sightings of the GMD so that he can remind us that he still has a career. I’m cool with that. Because like him or not, Tom Cruise is a legitimate superstar. More him, less MTV reality stars.

F-ck it feels like we’re being flurry attacked by some kind of Kardashian conspiracy these days. Every other day a new one emerges, like they multiply overnight, and it’s either getting pregnant or married or ass massaged and the less we care, the harder they try.

Enough of this sh-t. Give me the GMD in tight tees with his lumpy breasts and his high heels and we’re good to go.

It’s Glee Wednesday! And a few of my girls are flying in from Toronto. Birthday week begins! Am blogging all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The ratings are in and more Canadians tuned into etalk over the competition 6 out of the 7 nights of TIFF. Thank you for making etalk Canada's number 1 entertainment show during the Toronto International Film Fest. Of course our lounge was one of the key components of our success. Win the Kenneth Cole bag that was featured in our lounge – click here for more details. I was tempted the other night to take it out for dinner but it’s in pristine condition hanging in my closet and wants to be yours.

Chicken Fried Canned Corn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2009 16:16:00 September 23, 2009 16:16:00

Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of tuna for lunch several times a week. It stank up our office. Full Story