February 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:00:52 February 10, 2010 07:00:52

In Vancouver for the Games? Made In Vancouver is a 15-day not-for profit festival showcasing only local Vancouver-based talent: musicians, visual artists, dancers, performance artists, films, entertainment, etc. Daily performances are between the hours of 2pm – 10pm by passionate artists who are pumped up to revive the arts in the city. Full Story

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Now that talk of a Brange breakup has temporarily abated, it’s time for Jennifer Aniston to dial it up hard. Gerry wasn’t in the picture for a couple of weeks there when the world thought that Brad might run back to his ex-wife.  Read Full Intro

The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 16:21:00 February 9, 2010 16:21:00

In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and is featured in the much hailed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – those images were just released today, click here Full Story

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Douchey misses Swifty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 13:49:56 February 9, 2010 13:49:56

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Still designing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 12:00:08 February 9, 2010 12:00:08

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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You did good, New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 11:11:59 February 9, 2010 11:11:59

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 10:42:53 February 9, 2010 10:42:53

Here we go. Aniston pulls the nipple out for The Bounty Hunter (The Superficial)

Oh Madonna. They need to work so hard to make you look fake (Dlisted)

The amazing story of an Oscar nominee and her mommy (Popeater)

Hilary Duff gets a Barbie fringe (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig for Haiti (Just Jared)

Angie goes to Haiti after the Super Bowl (Pop Sugar)

Amanda Seyfried’s legs. OMG. (Popoholic)

From year to year I can’t tell these girls apart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga Cash Money (Towleroad)

On anyone else, I’d agree with the girls. On Emily Blunt, I give it a YES (Go Fug Yourself)

Man vanity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 08:30:00 February 9, 2010 08:30:00

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Mom Hair ruins the dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 07:49:14 February 9, 2010 07:49:14

This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. The Alba Bitch was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’s also weirdly greased, almost like she realised the Mom was frizzing and she tried to tame it with her husband’s Vegas gel. Full Story

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Lovebirds leaving together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 07:15:14 February 9, 2010 07:15:14

The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer and her publicist Stephen Huvane. Full Story

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Manslinger’s new producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:54:28 February 9, 2010 06:54:28

They keep writing about Kate Hudson like she was ditched and sad post-split with ARod, heartbroken because she was hanging on to him too hard and subsequently rejected for wanting more than he was capable of giving. Please. They don’t know Kate Hudson. A Manslinger doesn’t cling. And it never takes long. Full Story

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