If you post her they will pap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 12:20:00 July 10, 2009 12:20:00

Wednesday I pitted Monica against Penelope. Today, these shots come out of her on the beach with some dude in Ibiza. Coincidence? Yes. But let’s run with the belief that if we keep writing about her, the paps will continue to follow her and feed us the goodness that I bring to you in full color below. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 11:34:00 July 10, 2009 11:34:00

Lainey’s stepping away to interview the Potter kids and will be tied up for a bit but will try to Tweet when she can. So here’s the plan Gossips. I’ll do Tingles one more time (properly this time I hope) and post one article that you’ll have to excuse me for cause it has to be done. And after that we should be able to finish with a little more of Lainey’s writing to the relief of many of you I’m sure.

Jacek.

So here goes…


Jude showing Rob how to avoid the crazies (Dlisted)

Megan Fox…expanding implants and the dreaded skinny jean/ballerina slipper combination. No thanks. (Hollywood Tuna)

Homewrecking goes mobile (Just Jared)

What did I say happens when I do Tingles? This time more than a slip. (The Superficial)

If I had a male Freebie 5, he’d only be second to Kobe Bryant (PopSugar)

Eobla in court for neglecting movie commitments? Shocking. (INO)

Elle Macpherson looking fine in a tight dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two random pics a week apart and a love triangle story is made! (Cele|bitchy)

Ben on how JLo nearly ruined his career (ASL)

How about this for hot pregnant bikini shots?? (The Blemish)

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:37:00 July 10, 2009 10:37:00

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story

Weekly crack tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:25:00 July 10, 2009 10:25:00

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Entourage Season 6 and DVD giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 09:26:50 July 10, 2009 09:26:50

The boys are back this Sunday – the 6th season of Entourage kicks off this weekend (Sunday, July 12 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on HBO in Canada and the US) and judging by the screener of the first 2 episodes they sent over, all signs point to a more thoughtful, less frivolous direction. Still fun, but not so random. Full Story

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Pippy the superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 08:02:00 July 10, 2009 08:02:00

Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight danger and save the world? Please. Full Story

Granny Freeze: no love, no loyalty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 07:47:11 July 10, 2009 07:47:11

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has fired her publicist of 15 years. That’s a long, LONG time. The reason? Gran is blaming Catherine Olim for the current suckassness of her career. As you know, her box office has been dismal, and Australia was a massive, embarrassing, and expensive example of it and so Nicole is looking for a new rep, a new direction, like it’s everything to do with strategy and nothing to do with the fact that her face doesn’t move and she’s a fraud for f-cking with it? That may be what she’s telling herself but it’s certainly not an accurate assessment of her own image. Full Story

All’s well with Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 07:19:51 July 10, 2009 07:19:51

6 weeks ago the tabloids caught him with a woman’s legs wrapped around his waist in New Orleans, there on location shooting Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin’s rep denied any wrongdoing on his part but the photo –and the thigh – speaks for itself. Click here Full Story

Back to real life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 06:52:51 July 10, 2009 06:52:51

Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up the kids in France somewhere David, I think?, is expected to return to LA for the Galaxy’s new season, just in good time for the release of The Beckham Experiment on July 14th, a new exposé on the superstar footballer’s move to America and the f-ckery behind the scenes. Full Story

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July 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 06:31:36 July 10, 2009 06:31:36

This is for Heather who is celebrating tonight with a party – congratulations on formalizing your 250 pound weight loss from a two-timing asshole! Love the new philosophy, love the attitude, and you know I always love revenge. Have so much fun tonight with the people who love you most! And by request – here’s Ewan at Wimbledon. Full Story