Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 11:29:48 July 15, 2009 11:29:48

I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for Marky Mark’s third nipple and I can’t find it (Dlisted)

Pippy panders to the Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

Oh…no… I should not have looked at these photos of Hunter Parrish (Just Jared)

This girl has a massive head (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt’s Twitter rules (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried fried by a Pussycat! (The Scandalist)

The Lindsay Lohan porn video, only a matter of time (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait becomes a fairy. Time to throw up. (INO)

I’m gloating. I called it. (Cele|bitchy)

I would eat this. But then again I eat chicken feet. Yum. Dim sum. (Towleroad)

Let’s play Poor “Rob”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 09:27:14 July 15, 2009 09:27:14

Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response:He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all huffy because to her he’s head to toe full on sex. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Lolita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 09:04:46 July 15, 2009 09:04:46

Have finally gotten around to reading Hayden Panettiere’s interview with Details. Another entitled child star, smug as sh-t, imbued with that peculiar sense of “specialness” that comes from parent pimps – you were born to do this, you are a star, you are better, more talented, prettier, MORE SPECIAL than anyone else. Full Story

LipGloss & Bruno

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 07:55:46 July 15, 2009 07:55:46

Thanks to Michelle who went to see The Hangover last night and ended up on line for tickets in front of LipGloss Zac Efron. (See you tonight at the bbq!) As mentioned on Monday, Zac is town to shoot The Death & Life and Charlie St Cloud. He went to the movies with a friend last night at a local cinema, waited until Bruno started and the theatre was full before slipping in 15 minutes later. Full Story

Becks has a new ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 07:27:47 July 15, 2009 07:27:47

Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red Bulls tomorrow, and dropped by The Today Show this morning. Full Story

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Up all night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 06:47:39 July 15, 2009 06:47:39

On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father's daughter. Full Story

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July 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 06:35:25 July 15, 2009 06:35:25

Happy Belated Birthday to my little Pichy from Sives. And for Meredith P in Utah who is missing Sandy after 14 wonderful years – am sending you a hug even though it’s not the same as a warm furry friend by your feet in the morning during coffee and gossip. Even Marcus is a little sad today. Full Story

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was indeed a magical few days in New York. The magic begins tonight at midnight. Are you heading to the midnight screening? Harry Potter midnight screenings are my favourite. Can’t wait to see it again.

Thanks to those who have written to share their thoughts already after advance showings last night. Look forward to hearing from more of you tomorrow. It’s also Harry Potter Week on eTalk – my interviews with the cast and more clips from the film.

It’s Tuesday – am blogging all day from home, check back often, and SCROLL DOWN for late articles yesterday. Karl Lagerfeld and his harem of hotties and also… LipGloss Zac Efron’s first photo in Vancouver.

The ultimate fangirl battle is coming.

LipHards vs Twi-Hards…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Canadian exclusive on etalk tonight: an interview with the Michael Jackson biographer who infiltrated the Jackson camp and his conclusion about those allegations.

He peed on Porny’s love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 16:22:32 July 14, 2009 16:22:32

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

Pippy’s in a pissy mood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 15:06:01 July 14, 2009 15:06:01

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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Whitney in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 14:48:29 July 14, 2009 14:48:29

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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