Same old Scabby naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 08:44:39 September 25, 2009 08:44:39

Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? Scabby is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after renovating her house last year. Full Story

Wolves are pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 08:12:00 September 25, 2009 08:12:00

Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and the rarely seen and very beautiful Tinsel Korey. Full Story

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Lilo plumpers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 07:30:20 September 25, 2009 07:30:20

Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll. Full Story

For Gigi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:55:22 September 25, 2009 06:55:22

Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago:It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can I get some Hugh today in celebration of my one month without smokes? Of course. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s nametag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:47:00 September 25, 2009 06:47:00

He wore one yesterday at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York. Unlike Jessica Alba, he probably didn’t need to but he did. Anyway, Brad Pitt occupied the best seat yesterday next to Bill Clinton himself and all of a sudden Brad and Bubba were gettin’ all bromantic and sh-t. When he wasn’t giggling with the former president, Brad was updating the audience on Make It Right. Full Story

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September 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:28:16 September 25, 2009 06:28:16

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Amberley B is in her final year of doctoral studies in counselling psychology at the University of Toronto. She is recruiting participants for her dissertation, researching the experiences of women who have received a breast cancer diagnosis. A donation of 2$ per participant will be made to Wellspring Full Story

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Royal Ontario Museum Vanity Fair Portraits exhibition opens on Saturday, September 26th and runs until January 3rd. Those of you who live in or near Toronto are so lucky – this marks the exhibition’s eastern North American debut, the only Canadian venue to present 146 iconic images from the magazine and the “first major exhibition to bring together the magazine’s historic archive of rare vintage prints with its contemporary photographs. A collaboration between Vanity Fair and the National Portrait Gallery, London, the exhibition is curated by Terence Pepper, Curator of Photographs at the National Portrait Gallery, and David Friend, Vanity Fair’s Editor of Creative Development.”

As part of The Question of Celebrity programming surrounding the upcoming exhibition Meryl Streep will be at the ROM on October 7th for an evening onstage in conversation with Johanna Schneller. Double girlcrush. Not even. Double girl worship. Sigh.

Click here
for more information. If you’re in Toronto between now and January, it’s a required stop.

It’s Thursday. And there are exclusive Twilight photos. And please, please you are watching Glee, right? Last night’s Glee was the best of the season so far – sharp writing, campy silliness, diversity, and depth.

How is this show on Fox?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for my friend Jully Black whose brand new single “Running” is now available on iTunes. I F-CKING LOVE IT.

Hamm shoots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 15:57:49 September 24, 2009 15:57:49

Jon Hamm in Boston on the set of The Town today, directed by Ben Affleck. After this he’s supposed to be en route for Vancouver to work on Sucker Punch. Now that I will scream for. It’s been back to back to back to back busy for Jon this whole year. Between Mad Men and 30 Rock, Hamm has booked 3 films…and it’s not slowing down. Full Story

JailBait dance moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 11:19:32 September 24, 2009 11:19:32

Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. Full Story

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Talking and Just Being

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 10:51:21 September 24, 2009 10:51:21

Earlier today, I posted an email from Joan in North Vancouver who pointed out the deficiencies in my marriage because Jacek refuses to take me out to dinner for some “talking and just being”. I am a crusty old hag because there’s not enough “talking and just being” in my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 10:34:00 September 24, 2009 10:34:00

Guess who’s crying over spoiled dick? (Dlisted)

I like how Pink wears her jeans. And her patch (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny directs a video (Just Jared)

A new quirky couple (The Superficial)

John Mayer ruminates on the President’s timepiece (Pop Sugar)

Shia and a new snazzy suit (INO)

Ashley Simpson: skinny, animal print, and terrible acting (ASL)

Kanye is still paying her bills (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Size 2 and her f-ck me boots (Popoholic)

Bube Cheese makes a new video (Popeater)