Owen heads to the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:06:38 May 6, 2010 07:06:38

Owen Wilson is in Vancouver to shoot The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black. He’s been spotted around town with a gorgeous leggy blonde. Last night was boys’ night however and Owen was with a few friends at the Canucks game. Here he is rushing to the arena. He waited on the beer line later with civilians, no VIP treatment. Full Story

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May 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 06:55:00 May 6, 2010 06:55:00

Happy Birthday Leah with love from your seestor Honna! Have some strawberry cheesecake for me please? It’s been a long time since I enjoyed a proper strawberry cheese. And for you, some shirtless Becks. Join the SOS Children's Village Run at River Green on Sunday, May 30th at 9am. Participants will gather on the Richmond Olympic Oval Plaza for a 5-10K Walk/Run or 1K Family Walk to raise money for BC's children in foster care. Full Story

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night I went to bed angry at Lost. This morning I woke up still angry at Lost. F-ck you Lost. This is stress. Not only because of the content but because I’ll be up in the air during the next episode on Tuesday, headed for Cannes, and in Cannes for the following Tuesday too, and most of the official sites geo-block the online viewing, and Lost is one of those shows that if you don’t watch right away, too f-cking bad for you because the spoilers are everywhere, so now my anxiety, it’s getting worse.  Read Full Intro

Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 15:34:02 May 5, 2010 15:34:02

Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into more work for her, he’s the one who’s been landing role after role. Full Story

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A new Fontrum world record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:46:46 May 5, 2010 12:46:46

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story

Gwyneth in common

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:08:43 May 5, 2010 12:08:43

I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d tell you that’s more her scene now. As for Cameron, well, there’s that ARod business. Full Story

More motherhood whitewash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:36:29 May 5, 2010 11:36:29

If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:04:35 May 5, 2010 11:04:35

Smart move. Conan shuts down the Mighty Opes (Popeater)

A fine example of Jessica Alba’s acting (Dlisted)

Leo’s Bar felt short of Leo’s ex Gisele at the Met Gala (The Superficial)

Anna Kournikova matches her gym gear with her Birkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Airport Porny is so much better than any other Porny (Just Jared)

Scarjo hides while Ryan works a beater (Pop Sugar)

Let me hear your body talk (Towleroad)

He’s probably the only one who would. Also… where are her friends? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga will only come out when summoned by the Opesie God (The Fab Life)

Britney can’t be alone with her boys. And a good photo illustration on how they don’t age (Cele|bitchy)

On my Other List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 10:06:17 May 5, 2010 10:06:17

You know, the HateF-ck List that Jacek wrote about. I have one for boys and girls. And if were to hatef-ck Sapphic styles, my first ride would be Lea Michele. Look at her here at the Time 100 event last night in New York. Again with the f-cking hungry Try. Full Story

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But it’s not November

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 09:06:22 May 5, 2010 09:06:22
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This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ Full Story