Oscar Pitt Porn

February 23, 2009 13:52:00 Posted at February 23, 2009 13:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. But with an elegance last night that was missing from the SAGs and the rest. Full Story

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Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John

February 23, 2009 13:16:21 Posted at February 23, 2009 13:16:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his deep thoughts, the coming together of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer makes so much sense on so many levels. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 23, 2009 12:38:06 Posted at February 23, 2009 12:38:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am at airport. 90 minutes before boarding. Am rushing to finish up Aniston, Brange, Best and Worst, and that Shelf Ass of a stupid dress. And some late breaking news re: Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper. Trying my best. Thanks for your patience. And if I pass out when I get home before I finish, please know how sorry I am that I wasn't smarter about booking a more convenient flight. Will be better tomorrow! Yours in gossip, Lainey

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Oscar Snub: Sean Penn

February 23, 2009 12:09:40 Posted at February 23, 2009 12:09:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You've been emailing about this today: Sean Penn having no time for his wife Robin Wright despite the fact that she seemed overcome by his win. At one point the Academy featured a really sweet camera angle of him in profile with her face in the background...only he seemed like he could care less. Full Story

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Oscar Kate!

February 23, 2009 11:45:00 Posted at February 23, 2009 11:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So now she has one. How 'bout that whistle from her dad? She was asked in the press room about the criticism she's received from stoic Brits about the emotion she's gushed throughout the course of the season. Her response? I don't give a sh-t. If they can't be happy for one of their own then f-ck 'em. Full Story

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Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki

February 23, 2009 11:08:51 Posted at February 23, 2009 11:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made their way down the carpet, reluctant to detach even for a moment, and then as soon as they moved away from the final photo wall towards the steps leading up to the Kodak, he looked at her and they hugged. Full Story

Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham

February 23, 2009 10:41:08 Posted at February 23, 2009 10:41:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen of Them All. Full Story

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Programming Note

February 23, 2009 10:01:32 Posted at February 23, 2009 10:01:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar ratings look to be up between 6 – 10% this year over last, considered a modest success. Twihards are probably taking credit for this. Anyway, I have a flight out of LA this afternoon. And I have to check out soon. Full Story

Oscar I’m over you: Anne Hathaway

February 23, 2009 09:43:24 Posted at February 23, 2009 09:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s start with eating. Squirrels should eat more because otherwise their eyes go buggy. I’m a bitch, I’ll say it for you. I’ve already said it over and over again anyway. Sometimes she looks like a squirrel. But Duana was all like – oh she’s so lovely, I like her so much, so when her boyfriend when to jail, I was swayed by my friend. Full Story

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Oscar finally: Freida Pinto

February 23, 2009 09:20:00 Posted at February 23, 2009 09:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loved it. Finally not a prom dress. Maybe not the hair but the blue and the detail and the way it moved – in person this was magnificent. In person she popped. In person it took away the headache of Beyonce and replaced it with a calm serenity. In person this girl… This girl makes you feel good about the world. Full Story

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