Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 11:12:00 December 8, 2009 11:12:00

Hi Gossips. Tingles Jacek edition as Lainey jumps between etalk shoots. Articles that follow will be hers. Jacek.

Apparently head covers are only for golf clubs in Tiger’s world (The Superficial)

Lilo off to India to help the impoverished. Does that sound right? (Dlisted)

Snake shades and a huge noggin (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh will sell you shades and jeans you won’t fit into (Just Jared)

If the celebrity baby theory is true, these two would give birth to something from Alien (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff adds to her case for my Freebie 5…not quite there yet though (Popoholic)

Letterman’s first take on Woods (Popeater)

Worst set of fakies I’ve ever seen (The Blemish)

Eva Green knows how to fill a dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Happy Endings
fought a bear cub and won (Go Fug Yourself)

Uma no Arki… and some real Prime?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 09:25:08 December 8, 2009 09:25:08

Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break  Full Story

Julia & Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 08:49:17 December 8, 2009 08:49:17

Aunt and niece Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts were both at the LAByrinth Theatre Company 6th annual benefit at St Paul the Apostle Church last night in New York. Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and also at the festivities afterwards where they say she can party with the best although with Julia around it was perhaps a quieter evening for her on this occasion. Full Story

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RDJ immortalised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 08:21:21 December 8, 2009 08:21:21

At his Hand and Footprint ceremony yesterday, well timed of course to coincide with the momentum building in advance of Sherlock Holmes. Given where he was at 10 years ago, this is a miracle. And he will always say as much whenever he has the opportunity. RDJ was joined by his wife Susan, Susan’s mom, and his mom at the event. Full Story

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About Erin Karpluk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 08:11:00 December 8, 2009 08:11:00

We met last year at the Heart Truth Fashion show but it was so crazy at that event we hardly had a chance to hang out and talk. So I hooked up with Erin Karpluk here at home a couple of weeks ago to talk about Being Erica, of course, but also her career, her plans, and what we think of the non-existent Canadian star system. Full Story

Johnny makes them cry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 07:09:39 December 8, 2009 07:09:39

Johnny Depp arrived in Tokyo today where hundreds of fans were waiting for him at the airport. They had signs and photos and some were moved to tears. Mostly the grown women. This is what I have a hard time understanding. Am not a particularly weepy person to begin with but still, I worship Meryl Streep and there was no crying involved when I heard her speak at the ROM. Full Story

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When JailBait met the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:58:39 December 8, 2009 06:58:39

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

December 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:39:17 December 8, 2009 06:39:17

Congratulations to my Sister, Haley, and my soon to be Brother, Ryan, on your engagement. Can’t wait until you are back so we can see your Tiffany and celebrate with you. Happy to have you in the family Ryan and all my love to you both. XOXO Betty To my BFF Adina who has made the last 5.5 years at FMC all that more enjoyable - it has been an amazing ride and I will miss seeing your face daily. Full Story

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Blake Lively’s breasts opened Saturday Night Live this weekend. And her ass closed it. Jacek stayed riveted, not because the skits were particularly funny – they were not – but because that body is mesmerising.  Read Full Intro

Stroller and green boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 18:35:44 December 7, 2009 18:35:44

She’s managing her three boys, getting them all into the car, running errands, and killing it in green boots with red trim shades. Who else but Cate Blanchett brings the casual steeze so brilliantly? Am not sure how I’ll refrain from throwing myself off the balcony next week during her performance and begging to be her servant. Full Story