Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his third mention on the blog. They both starred in He’s Just Not That Into You and according to Page Six Full Story
This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is released. Note how well they brush her face. Lilo seemed to be in great spirits. Full Story
Happy Birthday Emily! With love from mom Ellen. Congratulations to Alison Dawn and Omer in Turkey who are expecting Aydin Eren in August! To Andrea in Ottawa – Happy Birthday! And boo about the blockage at work. Promise you’re checking from home! Would an email newsletter help? Happy 19th Birthday Erin! Sarah should be calling from NBC Studios… unless she’s scrapping with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel over Justin Timberlake who is there rehearsing for SNL this weekend! And for Deedee… I’m sorry about your sh-tty week. Full Story
Brace yourselves today. You’ve been accustomed to the Twi-hard psychosis lately and they are indeed f-cking crazy. But don’t forget about the Brangelunatics. The Brangelunatics often take it to a new level. And they are losing their balls today over In Touch Magazine’s brand new cover. As you know, it’s never the most reliable source but this week, they’re feeding the triangle with a front page blast about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together having secretly hooked up on the evening of April 23rd. Also – they’re wearing the same necklace. Click here to see. This one will make the rounds.
So what’s next? You know what’s next. They’ll gauge how far this story travels and how much damage it does or doesn’t inflict on their brand. If it’s minor, they’ll bring the Chosen One Shiloh out for a pap spin, super easy. If it’s bad though, well, it might be time to haul the twins out…
I love this game, don’t you?
It’s Wednesday. Can Ryan Reynolds step up? Bradley Cooper is stepping up.
Yours in gossip,
While the two big dogs, People and Us Weekly, are engaged in battle over that Jon & Kate plus 8 and maybe cheating schoolteacher with an opportunist brother, the others are either sticking with the go-to money makers Brad, Angie, and Jen, or in OK!’s case, hoping to capitalise on Twi-hard devotion. Full Story
If you’ve seen Milk, you know his work. If you watched the Oscars, you heard his speech. Dustin Lance Black, 35 years old, won the award Best Original Screenplay and stood up and delivered the following message:“If Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I think he’d want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than, by their churches, by the government, or by their families, that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you, God does love you. Full Story
My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story
His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story
Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For now then, Posh will simply have to satisfy herself with her new Armani underwear ads, unveiled today at Macy’s Herald Square in New York. Full Story
Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)
They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)
Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)
She’s still got it! (The Superficial)
Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)
Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)
Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)
When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)
Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)