Fried Rice beginnings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 07:06:28 August 20, 2009 07:06:28

Today looks promising. First I slept in an extra half an hour, it’s a luxury. Waking up at 5am instead of 4:30am makes a huge difference. The reason – I have to use up my vacation days before the end of the month. Don’t have to be on tv for the next week which means my morning won’t be truncated for makeup and studio time. Full Story

August 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 06:59:16 August 20, 2009 06:59:16

Happy 28th Birthday Sue! Joelle has told me all about your shared Twilight obsession. We’ll see if we can dig up some hate mail for you today as a birthday treat. To Irene H – Happy Birthday! Umm…has Cathy McC called you today yet? Apparently her solo this year is killer. Good luck with that. Full Story

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The new cover of Us Weekly –

And Jennifer Aniston gets shafted again.

It’s one thing to come second to the most beautiful woman in the world. It’s another to be passed over for SnapFace, slapped on the cover of a magazine with the title “Jen feels burned” having lost to someone she feels is inferior.

SO embarrassing.

And so NOT Fabulous at 40!

Because no matter how hard she keeps trying to convince us that she is Fabulous at 40!, it’s too easy to believe otherwise, exclamation point or not.

It was a Chicken Fried Top 10 on Letterman last night – did you see? Britney looked great – hot body, nice face, budget ass weave was under control. And she managed to read off her lines without flubbing although, poor thing, the strain to read was almost too much. It’s a skill she doesn’t use often.

Wednesday – am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Quinto by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 17:11:22 August 19, 2009 17:11:22

There’s a weird wish fulfillment thing happening here. First GGB, then Matthew S emailed a few hours ago asking for some Zachary Quinto… Here’s Zachary Quinto! At a Save the Arcade Campaign in Glendale today. People like my husband Jacek are killing the arcade. On his couch, with his Playstation, against anonymous randoms online, hockey, football, golf, for hours and hours and hours. Full Story

They say they want kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 16:27:27 August 19, 2009 16:27:27

But they have No Kids. This is a good thing. That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right? So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now. If you’ve not heard about the situation click here Full Story

He can wear pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 14:28:00 August 19, 2009 14:28:00

Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story

Life after Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 12:31:00 August 19, 2009 12:31:00

It’s Rachelle Lefevre in Rome with Paul Giamatti and that sexy beast Scott Speedman shooting Barney’s Version based on Mordecai Richler’s famous novel of the same name. As I said 2 weeks ago, for an actor from Montreal, working on a Richler project is the opportunity of a lifetime. There is a world outside of Twilight. Full Story

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A request for GGB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 11:45:13 August 19, 2009 11:45:13

Received an email the other day asking for some Gael Garcia Bernal. Then last night he showed up at a screening for Inglourious Basterds in New York. Wish fulfillment. GGB is in New York shooting Letters to Juliet with Amanda Seyfried. Apparently he plays her boyfriend. Really??? This is the job of a casting director, I guess. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 10:59:21 August 19, 2009 10:59:21

Another bitch lying about her size (Dlisted)

Ass floss (Hollywood Tuna)

Ugh. Why do we need to care about V’s mother if we don’t care about V??? (Just Jared)

This girl is way too hot for Andy Roddick (The Superficial)

My dream: cupcakes and bacon! (Yum Sugar)

And this is the new generation. Thanks Disney (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Time to feel old. Kelly Taylor has a daughter this old?!?!? (INO)

Kristen Stewart: gorgeous, dazed, and confused (Cele|bitchy)

Humourless Justin Timberlake (ASL)

The Chosen One Shiloh and her many gifts (PopEater)

Diane & Josh on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 10:17:06 August 19, 2009 10:17:06

Diane Kruger has been busy promoting Inglourious Basterds in New York, at the screening the other night and also on Letterman Tuesday. Loved every outfit. Joshua Jackson came up. She called him her “other half” and said they love going on road trips because he’s all about camping. Recently drove across Australia together and slept in a car. Full Story

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Dogs, leather Jackson, and a new scene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 09:59:00 August 19, 2009 09:59:00

Oh la. Jackson Rathbone in a leather jacket and tidy hair. It’s pulsing. And it was so hot in Vancouver yesterday, not sure how he kept this on. Whatever. Am not complaining. Also spotted around town – Ashley Greene out with her dog and her toned arms and Kellan Lutz, his huge muscles wrapped around a little poodle, bigger than the poodle!, shopping at Zara and spending time with fans. Full Story

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