Robo morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:04:33 November 13, 2009 10:04:33

This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story

Johnny bails out his broke ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 08:07:54 November 13, 2009 08:07:54

It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a shady manager who gave him bad financial advice and now he’s been forced to sell off all his castles and fortresses. Full Story

Chris & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:46:44 November 13, 2009 07:46:44

An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t end up suing sh-t. But oh no, Chris Martin wouldn’t cheat on his wife. Full Story

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Give that lady a gold star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:13:26 November 13, 2009 07:13:26

No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This lady is a FRIEND. What’s with the support? What’s with the girls begging for a piece of his attention? Promoting an album on the back of his abused ex-girlfriend, halfhearted attempts to support victims of domestic violence, is this a piece of sh-t who deserves the adulation? People are so stupid. Full Story

Third Lip runs away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:56:11 November 13, 2009 06:56:11

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six Full Story

November 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:49:29 November 13, 2009 06:49:29

Happy 27th Birthday Liz and congratulations on your new job in New York. Glee nights with Shirlz and her mo? And for Shelly G – so happy to hear about the popularity of your video, hope it continues to get posted and linked to so that soon this bullsh-t comes to an end. There’s over 20,000 views now – good luck! Full Story

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Oh GLEE. I missed you. Last night it was all right again.

Beyond the song and dance, it’s so easy to overlook the show’s other amazing attributes because Glee makes us so…happy. But behind the curtain Glee’s hilariously subversive undertones, sharp writing, and pitch perfect dialogue are the driving forces. I was bag f-cking tired last night coming home after 11pm and still I couldn’t go to bed until after Glee and some jumpy claps.

The kids, as you know, have been on a mall tour. Have you seen the Single Ladies live? SO cute. Video is below.

It’s Thursday and the Country Bitch woke up in a crusty mood. Because she’s been DETHRONED. Taylor Swift is the new Queen. Oh what goes around…

Thanks for your emails re: Twi-Hard hatemail, I appreciate the balancing support. I feel I have to clarify though: these are not young girls, not teens. Each and every piece of hate is from an adult female. How about that?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Posh on Emma and Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 16:03:34 November 12, 2009 16:03:34

Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. Full Story

Sorry I f-cked your husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 12:05:00 November 12, 2009 12:05:00

Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely happened even though Josh “can't just admit it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 11:13:55 November 12, 2009 11:13:55

Cate Blanchett. That’s all (Just Jared)

BEST. CAPTION. EVER. This should be a poster. (Dlisted)

Ew. Check out Amy Winehouse and her stretch marks (The Superficial)

Oh come on. Enough with the oral fixation (Hollywood Tuna)

Revolting. REVOLTING. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart, but arguing that Bella Swan is not a limp twat is ludicrous (Pop Sugar)

Ashton defends his cougar/puma (Cele|bitchy)

Jay-Z vs Frank Sinatra (Popeater)

Can’t decide if I like this dress (Popoholic)

Mark Wahlberg takes his shirt off but I can’t see his third nipple (Towleroad)