Crack hoarder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 07:55:56 February 4, 2010 07:55:56

Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls. Full Story

GOOP can’t crop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 07:27:16 February 4, 2010 07:27:16

Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week. Full Story

Teen Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 06:36:16 February 4, 2010 06:36:16

Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own age. Aside from being photographed on dates with Taylor Swift, how often does he roll with a younger crowd? Where are his friends? Note to Lautner Management: must audition friends. Full Story

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I will not spoil Lost for you. I will tell you however that the mind f-ckery continues. And I have never enjoyed getting my mind f-cked so much. Lost is one of the few shows I have to watch the same night, not only because in my business it’s too hard to avoid stumbling across a revelation but also because it’s a true television event.  Read Full Intro

Sandy says the right things

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 14:50:26 February 3, 2010 14:50:26

A few years ago, Eddie Murphy pissed on his Oscar chances with a sh-t movie called Norbit. The Norbit billboards directly faced the Kodak, described at the time like a slap in the face to Academy Members who frowned upon his indiscriminate film selections. Sandra Bullock was nominated yesterday for Best Actress. Full Story

Olsen Coat Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 14:02:57 February 3, 2010 14:02:57

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here  to see the current designs inspired by New York. Full Story

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You work a lot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 12:25:10 February 3, 2010 12:25:10

By movie star standards. Both of them. Matt Damon and Clint Eastwood were photographed today and yesterday in London shooting a new movie called Hereafter. Damon has just been nominated for a supporting actor Oscar for his role in Eastwood’s Invictus. And he also just came off filming The Adjustment Bureau in New York. Full Story

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Madonna’s Jesus Juice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 11:30:58 February 3, 2010 11:30:58

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 10:46:10 February 3, 2010 10:46:10

I’d choose Marcus over an Oscar too! But this also works VERY well on a campaign trail (Popeater)

The male Ashley Greene (Dlisted)

BEST CAPTION EVER. Right below the photo (The Superficial)

No more Jakey to pump her gas (Hollywood Tuna)

Smell like Beysus (Just Jared)

Julia Roberts speaks in hyperbole. The only people who make out 24 hrs a day are Twi-Hards with sparkly dildos (Pop Sugar)

Desperation nipples (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mel Gibson cranky pants (The Blemish)

Dude looks like a lady had a hissy fit (Cele|bitchy)

I’m so private! But by all means, come into my house when I’m trying to sell a movie (E!Online)

You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 10:03:00 February 3, 2010 10:03:00

Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve attached a photo for comparison. Full Story

Young Victoria in Russia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 08:13:00 February 3, 2010 08:13:00

In Moscow today, Benicio del Toro, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving promoting The Wolfman. As noted last week, Emily’s wardrobe on this press tour has been amazingness so far. This stop is no exception. And we’ve yet to hit America. Many of you wrote yesterday re: Emily being snubbed for a Best Actress nomination in The Young Victoria. Full Story