Loving every minute

May 7, 2009 06:54:49 Posted at May 7, 2009 06:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is released. Note how well they brush her face. Lilo seemed to be in great spirits. Full Story

May 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 7, 2009 06:38:00 Posted at May 7, 2009 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Emily! With love from mom Ellen. Congratulations to Alison Dawn and Omer in Turkey who are expecting Aydin Eren in August! To Andrea in Ottawa – Happy Birthday! And boo about the blockage at work. Promise you’re checking from home! Would an email newsletter help? Happy 19th Birthday Erin! Sarah should be calling from NBC Studios… unless she’s scrapping with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel over Justin Timberlake who is there rehearsing for SNL this weekend! And for Deedee… I’m sorry about your sh-tty week. Full Story

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brace yourselves today. You’ve been accustomed to the Twi-hard psychosis lately and they are indeed f-cking crazy. But don’t forget about the Brangelunatics. The Brangelunatics often take it to a new level. And they are losing their balls today over In Touch Magazine’s brand new cover. As you know, it’s never the most reliable source but this week, they’re feeding the triangle with a front page blast about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together having secretly hooked up on the evening of April 23rd. Also – they’re wearing the same necklace. Click here to see. This one will make the rounds.

So what’s next? You know what’s next. They’ll gauge how far this story travels and how much damage it does or doesn’t inflict on their brand. If it’s minor, they’ll bring the Chosen One Shiloh out for a pap spin, super easy. If it’s bad though, well, it might be time to haul the twins out…

I love this game, don’t you?

It’s Wednesday. Can Ryan Reynolds step up? Bradley Cooper is stepping up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Rating feature has been added to the Venus Embrace Look Book. A new look is on the way tomorrow. Click here to vote on last week’s look.

Possessive Lilo

May 6, 2009 17:09:09 Posted at May 6, 2009 17:09:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Full Story

Tabloid Twilight

May 6, 2009 17:01:48 Posted at May 6, 2009 17:01:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the two big dogs, People and Us Weekly, are engaged in battle over that Jon & Kate plus 8 and maybe cheating schoolteacher with an opportunist brother, the others are either sticking with the go-to money makers Brad, Angie, and Jen, or in OK!’s case, hoping to capitalise on Twi-hard devotion. Full Story

Dustin Lance Black – The Advocate cover

May 6, 2009 15:50:43 Posted at May 6, 2009 15:50:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve seen Milk, you know his work. If you watched the Oscars, you heard his speech. Dustin Lance Black, 35 years old, won the award Best Original Screenplay and stood up and delivered the following message:“If Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I think he’d want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than, by their churches, by the government, or by their families, that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you, God does love you. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

May 6, 2009 12:36:24 Posted at May 6, 2009 12:36:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Kiefer did this

May 6, 2009 12:00:00 Posted at May 6, 2009 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story

What she’s most proud of…

May 6, 2009 11:44:59 Posted at May 6, 2009 11:44:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For now then, Posh will simply have to satisfy herself with her new Armani underwear ads, unveiled today at Macy’s Herald Square in New York. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 6, 2009 11:27:46 Posted at May 6, 2009 11:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)

They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)

Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)

She’s still got it! (The Superficial)

Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)

Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)

Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)

When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)

Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)