Life after Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 12:31:00 August 19, 2009 12:31:00

It’s Rachelle Lefevre in Rome with Paul Giamatti and that sexy beast Scott Speedman shooting Barney’s Version based on Mordecai Richler’s famous novel of the same name. As I said 2 weeks ago, for an actor from Montreal, working on a Richler project is the opportunity of a lifetime. There is a world outside of Twilight. Full Story

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A request for GGB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 11:45:13 August 19, 2009 11:45:13

Received an email the other day asking for some Gael Garcia Bernal. Then last night he showed up at a screening for Inglourious Basterds in New York. Wish fulfillment. GGB is in New York shooting Letters to Juliet with Amanda Seyfried. Apparently he plays her boyfriend. Really??? This is the job of a casting director, I guess. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 10:59:21 August 19, 2009 10:59:21

Another bitch lying about her size (Dlisted)

Ass floss (Hollywood Tuna)

Ugh. Why do we need to care about V’s mother if we don’t care about V??? (Just Jared)

This girl is way too hot for Andy Roddick (The Superficial)

My dream: cupcakes and bacon! (Yum Sugar)

And this is the new generation. Thanks Disney (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Time to feel old. Kelly Taylor has a daughter this old?!?!? (INO)

Kristen Stewart: gorgeous, dazed, and confused (Cele|bitchy)

Humourless Justin Timberlake (ASL)

The Chosen One Shiloh and her many gifts (PopEater)

Diane & Josh on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 10:17:06 August 19, 2009 10:17:06

Diane Kruger has been busy promoting Inglourious Basterds in New York, at the screening the other night and also on Letterman Tuesday. Loved every outfit. Joshua Jackson came up. She called him her “other half” and said they love going on road trips because he’s all about camping. Recently drove across Australia together and slept in a car. Full Story

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Dogs, leather Jackson, and a new scene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 09:59:00 August 19, 2009 09:59:00

Oh la. Jackson Rathbone in a leather jacket and tidy hair. It’s pulsing. And it was so hot in Vancouver yesterday, not sure how he kept this on. Whatever. Am not complaining. Also spotted around town – Ashley Greene out with her dog and her toned arms and Kellan Lutz, his huge muscles wrapped around a little poodle, bigger than the poodle!, shopping at Zara and spending time with fans. Full Story

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Have you seen Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 08:23:02 August 19, 2009 08:23:02

This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to look a lot like mum but is beginning to resemble dad more and more. Full Story

Snap and Flex > Boring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 08:01:00 August 19, 2009 08:01:00

Oh honey. It must be exhausting. Renee Zellweger relaxed her SnapFace just a little last night at the premiere of My One & Only in New York to focus on the posing. She posed very, very, very hard. Some celebrities are naturals on the carpet. Renee is not a natural on a carpet. But she wants very badly to own a carpet. Full Story

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Granny Freeze on Project Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 07:26:11 August 19, 2009 07:26:11

She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise of course the Freeze is well qualified. Full Story

August 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 07:01:41 August 19, 2009 07:01:41

Happy belated 21st Birthday Kate! With so much love from Catherine, Izzy, Laur, and Nate. And for Monica – good luck at the Red Bull Art of Can in Washington, DC in October! 500 Red Bull cans??? Reminds me of a Project Runway task! I know what you put into it, I admire your hard work. Full Story

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was at Kings of Leon on Sunday, caught up on True Blood last night and holy mother of Nordic quiver… why is it even a discussion, Eric or Bill? What’s to discuss?

We discussed it at Lara & Ryan’s wedding this weekend. Amy and Sasha were mooning over Bill Compton, his old fashioned charm. Dean and I can’t get over those ass bangs and his ashy face, to say nothing of his damp personality. And it’s not only because Eric’s Viking body glowed in the soft light during the most recent episode, it’s also because Bill and Sookie’s sappy sh-t is boring. Whenever they start, I focus on my ingrown hairs.

You are watching True Blood, right?

You’re watching True Blood and not that dumbassness about a dozen losers stuck in a house, right?

Scroll down to get caught up on late posts from yesterday including new Twi-Hard hate mail.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day with more exclusive photos and commentary on that video, and a lot of sex and pregnancy to go ‘round…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Needed some Fried Rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 17:57:00 August 18, 2009 17:57:00

Just came back from the gym. Hayley f-cking destroyed us today. And it’s not like I went into it blind. The Toronto International Film Festival is 3 weeks away. 10 days of total debauchery. Which is why she always gets medieval with my ass before sending me off. Some trainers are in your heads only when you’re in front of them. Full Story