April 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 07:31:22 April 27, 2010 07:31:22

Congratulations Jono on writing your final MBA exam and starting the new job! Karen told me about JOOP. Do it. To Lisa in Fredericton, NB from your “secret pal” who requested a shout and much love to Jake, Lady Bug, and Maizey too! And for Jenna - congratulations on completing your MBA at Queens. Full Story

Monday, April 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The final article posted on Friday was the Iron Man 2 photo call from Los Angeles featuring RDJ, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, and of course a grey dress-off between my Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. Click here to see. Oh but there’s something else many of you noted.

G is holding hands with Cheadle and has her arm around RDJ. Meanwhile Scarjo is standing around like the kid who gets picked last at Dodgeball. Photo Assumption? You have long known this, but it makes you hate her even more: Gwyneth is popular. You despise her f-cking sh-t, but to them? To the people who matter to her? She’s as well liked as they come. My G is still That Girl. And of course she has a pit stain. Anything else would be “unnatural”. Sweat is organic. And by next week, GOOP will be telling you how you can add it to your barley as a healthy snack for your kids.

Back from Barbados after ending off the trip with a polo lesson, turtle diving, and a really really great dinner at Cariba. My inaugural travel blog should be ready later this week. Many photos have been posted on my Twitter – click here to see.

It’s Monday – am home, am blogging all day, please check back often, and please scroll down for late posts you may have missed on Friday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Your emails about the hat and dresses: the hat is Eugenia Kim, the blue and white halter with the New Kids is Alice + Olivia, and the green one with the zipper up the front on Crane Beach is Eight Sixty (really cute, affordable line), all of it from Kiss & Makeup.

New hag, new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 14:53:00 April 26, 2010 14:53:00

Katherine Heigl is too busy being too busy these days to do a tv show because she’s looking after her baby and her movie career. TR Knight needed a replacement hag for his nights out. Last night he showed up at the Broadway opening of Promises, Promises with a super Try hag on his arm and cute light long locks. Full Story

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The Charismatic RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 13:03:35 April 26, 2010 13:03:35

I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. Full Story

The Brange girls at the park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 12:06:44 April 26, 2010 12:06:44

Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs back in the day. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 11:22:41 April 26, 2010 11:22:41

Sometimes my Blogger friend doesn’t come either. But you just do. (Dlisted)

Ebola’s bones in a bikini walking around infecting sh-t (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority has become aware of my obsession. Let the judging begin (Popeater)

Rihanna. Vanity Fair. Yes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig wearing the shiiiiiit out of his jeans (Just Jared)

Moms in frilly bikinis: approve or disapprove? (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen is a hypocrite about her house (ASL

How to take on Salma Hayek’s Balenciaga boots (Tinselclown)

Naomi Watts in shades, leather jacket, and gratitude for the Freeze? (INO)

RDJ loves teasing GOOPy (Cele|bitchy)

Heart-shaped sadness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 09:51:30 April 26, 2010 09:51:30

This year’s Vanity Fair Hollywood issue featured 9 reasons why a Lindsay Lohan comeback is pretty much impossible. Because there are others now. And one of those others is Evan Rachel Wood. Very, very talented. There is so much right with Evan Rachel Wood. And there is one huge thing wrong with Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

Still in the picture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 08:37:04 April 26, 2010 08:37:04

Last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Letters to Juliet, Amanda Seyfried announced that she and Dominic Cooper are still dating. They were all over each other and Photo Assumption says he’s a smug bitch about it. Letters to Juliet opens May 14th, that weekend’s romantic alternative to Robin Hood. Full Story

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I call it “LA Face”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 07:50:21 April 26, 2010 07:50:21

The Vancouver Canucks advanced last night to the second round of the 2010 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs with a win over Los Angeles in Los Angeles. We have Canucks season tickets. Had a Game 7 been necessary, we would have been there. Unwillingly. Because it’s so much stress. Too much stress. Needless to say, I came home to a happy husband. Full Story

Granny Freeze goes for a hike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 07:35:16 April 26, 2010 07:35:16

Gran is in Hawaii shooting Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This weekend she went for a hike with her staff and Sunday Rose strapped to her back. From this distance, without perfect resolution on the pictures, and therefore no zoom on Third Lip, it’s almost like the old days again. Full Story

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