The Cruz-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:57:00 July 8, 2009 12:57:00

Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:03:00 July 8, 2009 12:03:00

Called into action this afternoon. If you’re into back stories, coherence, and insight…see you tomorrow. Hard core Smuthounds…enjoy. Jacek.

Lady Gaga or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction? I’m not sure. (Dlisted)

Hayden Pantierererererre making improvements. I’m actually not completely turned off (The Superficial)

Lilo covering up from the paps. Odd famewhore behaviour. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daily Rob Remembering things (Just Jared)

The only woman capable of pulling off skinny jeans not wearing skinny jeans. Bring back boot cuts and bell bottoms please. (PopSugar)

Please don’t follow their footsteps Emma. Isn’t that twice now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe – latest addition to team Elf (ASL)

For Cat – a wet Rafa Nadal (INO)

Transformer bong hits? (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it that every time I do Tingles Lily Allen has a nip slip? (Holy Moly)

The Video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 09:33:00 July 8, 2009 09:33:00

Last week the new Beckham Armani ads were released. Husband and Wife PoseHard in their underwear with a giant rope. Needless to say, Victoria isn’t smiling. But now a behind-the-scenes video is available – thanks Lynzi! And Posh giggles…twice! As we always say she is so much cuter when she does. Full Story

Clooney & Murray in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 08:49:00 July 8, 2009 08:49:00

We all know George Clooney summers at Lake Como and entertains a revolving door of celebrity visitors – the latest is the recently single Bill Murray. Boys on vacation…smutty trouble! Here they are on the water, paddling, and um, enjoying the view. Then at night it’s out for dinner, throwing back some drinks, obviously accompanied by the ladies, one of them supposedly an Italian actress called Manuel Arcuri. Full Story

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Two looks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 08:16:36 July 8, 2009 08:16:36

Sacha Baron Cohen dropped by Letterman last night to promote Bruno. Up to now, almost all of his interviews have been in character. Not for Letterman. At least not this time. Letterman was ok with Borat, but Letterman doesn’t appear to have wanted to meet Bruno so Sacha talked to Letterman as Sacha, arriving at the studios in non-Bruno clothing, looking great in a suit and hat, but getting back into costume upon departure. Full Story

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Spraytan fries your brain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 07:13:28 July 8, 2009 07:13:28

Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story

Meet Draco Malfoy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 07:01:00 July 8, 2009 07:01:00

As you know, Tom Felton’s Draco Malfoy has a very, very significant role to play in HP6 and as such is joining Daniel Radcliffe and the others on the first tier of publicity. Can’t decide if I find him attractive. Do you? It’s the shiny suit throwing me off. Don’t like. But he probably won’t be wearing it today. Full Story

A kiss from Professor McGonagall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 06:53:00 July 8, 2009 06:53:00

Cute moment on the carpet at Harry Potter last night as Rupert Grint was working the cameras, a playful Maggie Smith came from behind him and kissed him the cheek. I LOVE HER. If for no other reason (although there are many reasons) than for that classic moment in Gosford Park, you remember? There is nothing more cutting, more demoralising, more soul-crushing than being talked down to by someone with an English accent. Full Story

Hermione…or Ginny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 06:43:12 July 8, 2009 06:43:12

Jacek was looking at these photos of Emma Watson last night and said it felt a little wrong. She is SO beautiful but not a girl, not yet a woman… Out of the Harry Potter cast, it’s always Emma who takes the style stage. Emma is the lead girl. And she’s pretty and stylish and Karl Lagerfeld loves her and she’s owned the spotlight by herself…until now? At the junkets and photo calls, Bonnie Wright has been subdued, and low key. Full Story

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