The last days of her reign

February 18, 2009 16:10:00 Posted at February 18, 2009 16:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Marion Cotillard arrived today at LAX in advance of the Oscars on Sunday. No makup. Doesn’t matter. F-ck! I was at LAX just a while ago too! Didn’t see her, different terminal. Balls! As the reigning Best Actress, Marion will likely present to the Best Actor – will it be Sean Penn or Mickey Rourke? She already handed over the honours to Mickey at the BAFTAs…but that was before he willingly infected himself with Ebola. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass: Debra Messing

February 18, 2009 12:42:17 Posted at February 18, 2009 12:42:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA! Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild. But it’s also Debra Messing. Who the hell are you? Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter Wife was cancelled last week. Full Story

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Freida the deserter?

February 18, 2009 11:18:08 Posted at February 18, 2009 11:18:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when you become famous and people start digging around. Our sweetheart Freida Pinto – reports out of India claim she’s married, an “impulsive” wedding in 2007, kept it secret the whole time, and then bailed on him right before the Golden Globes after Slumdog took off. Full Story

JJ vs The Brange!

February 18, 2009 10:18:21 Posted at February 18, 2009 10:18:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story

The Jolie in character

February 18, 2009 09:59:49 Posted at February 18, 2009 09:59:49
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She’s been in New York this week, said to be prepping for production on Salt, the Tom Cruise movie that was gender switched to accommodate her amazingness. It’s back to the badass bitch we know on screen: Angelina plays a spy, wrongly accused, so she runs around the world eluding capture while gathering evidence to prove her innocence. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 18, 2009 09:44:32 Posted at February 18, 2009 09:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She Twitters when she’s dying (Dlisted)

Sports Illustrated…what? (Hollywood Tuna)

His girlfriend flies private jet…but he rides a Hybrid (Just Jared)

Matt Damon topless in the Caribbean (Pop Sugar)

Even his girlfriend looks like Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

M.I.A.’s little boy has so much hair! (INO)

Oscar hates Xenu? (Cele|bitchy)

Did she get too old? (Candy Kirby)

How Michael Phelps is getting over the bong (A Socialite's Life)

Lilo confidentiality agreement? (IDLYITW)

Goodbye Loki

February 18, 2009 07:52:28 Posted at February 18, 2009 07:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was in New York. Full Story

Boys love Armani

February 18, 2009 07:42:58 Posted at February 18, 2009 07:42:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Surprisingly it wasn’t all about Posh at the Armani store opening last night in New York. He cuts fine men’s suits too. And has friends in famous places. So the boys were out in full force last night – the biggest name by far: Leonardo DiCaprio. This is respect, right? Usually these fashion mixers are not his style. Full Story

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Posh as it grows

February 18, 2009 07:03:36 Posted at February 18, 2009 07:03:36
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Tired of getting out-thinned by Lindsay Lohan lately, Victoria Beckham showed up at the Armani store opening in New York last night with a retaliatory skinny salvo! Who dares challenge her starvation throne? As you can see, she is reclaiming her rightful spot at the top of the emaciated mountain. As you can also see, Posh’s hair is growing ever so slowly, evolving into a shaggier version of her pert little pixie…and I love it so much. Full Story

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Rob & LipGloss?!?!?

February 18, 2009 06:50:36 Posted at February 18, 2009 06:50:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, Rob is back in Los Angeles, to be hunted now by Lindsay Lohan and Ebola, whenever it returns from New York. Full Story

Joel matches Nicole

February 18, 2009 06:28:00 Posted at February 18, 2009 06:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be Ebola’s birthday. Full Story

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