Blue streaks, board shorts, and a beater tank (Dlisted)
She actually has an ass. Is it fake too? (Hollywood Tuna)
Brangelunatics are jealous of him (Just Jared)
The new excuse for cheating (The Superficial)
I love MK’s bag (Pop Sugar)
Cellulite > Robert Pattinson: twi-hards should protest (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
If they can make up, why not Brange and Jen? (INO)
He cheats, now he won’t pay (Cele|bitchy)
Naughty and leggy (Popoholic)
The best nickname for a ‘roid monkey (The Blemish)
It’s your last chance to enter Schwarzkopf Professional’s OSiS Glamour Queen “most GLAMOUROUS TRIP ever” contest for a chance to join me at this year’s Smut Soiree! In addition to attending gossip night as my date, you and a friend will also be luxuriating and shopping and rolling VIP styles around Toronto during one of the most exciting weekends of the summer. Full Story
Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss. Full Story
He flew to New York yesterday to make the morning show rounds today – one last push before Wolverine opens tomorrow… or tonight, if you’re inclined to hit the midnight screenings. Many of you are enjoying these daily Hugh sightings. I am too. Will be sad when he scales it back after promotion. Full Story
Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was a f-ck up. Then she pulled it together for baby Harlow. You think this is possible for Lindsay Lohan? Screech. The thought of Lindsay Lohan with a kid is frightening. I can’t remember – did we used to say this about Nicole though? There. I have satisfied the requirement to be kind once a day. Full Story
Liev Schreiber skipped the Hollywood premiere of Wolverine the other night because his son Sasha was sick in New York. Sasha was briefly hospitalised but is clearly feeling much better, enjoying time on dad’s shoulders yesterday during a walk through Soho. He is cute! Allow me now to segue not so gracefully to the subject of Liev’s, um, tight pants the other night in Arizona. Full Story
Big HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes go out to the fantastic and fabulous Stephanie - hope you have the wonderful, relaxing long weekend that you deserve! Love your friends Colleen & Tamara. And here’s a little Hamm from me. He attended the Natural Resources Defence Council's 20th Anniversary celebration last weekend. Full Story
He’s worth a BILLION dollars and even though things are supposedly being settled amicably, if I were Mel Gibson I’d get ready for a half billion dollar fight, especially after last night as he introduced the whole world to his new piece of ass. What a Posh Beckham thing to do. More on that later.
But before Mel brought the Russian out, the talk of the town was the twins – SJP and her dandy expecting via surrogate. I posted late in the day yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Everyone’s smutty senses are tingling on this one. Am still not over how embarrassing those clingy photos are. Like she’s repeatedly thanking him for wanting to be a father to their children.
Maybe Photo Assumption is wrong on this one? You would hope.
Gossip Girl chat is also now up. See below.
Wednesday – am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
It makes all the difference. Last night Jennifer Garner wore a shapeless black dress to see The Little Mermaid. This afternoon she took Violet shopping at a children’s store. Then tonight at Letterman, with Spanx and a belt, that’s all it takes to go from frumpy to flattering. But for that feathered fringe. Full Story
Because it feels like it’s a dying breed. First, everyone’s favourite Michael J Fox who has just released a new book Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist and will guest star on Rescue Me with his friend Denis Leary. Who doesn’t love Michael J Fox? Even I with my cold smutty dirty hell-pointed heart, even I love Michael J Fox. Full Story