Thank Pip for his style

February 16, 2009 08:46:36 Posted at February 16, 2009 08:46:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story

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The GMD loves fast cars

February 16, 2009 08:05:01 Posted at February 16, 2009 08:05:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported last week, the GMD drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld with Little Sci instead. Full Story

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February 16, 2009 07:50:21 Posted at February 16, 2009 07:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of her heaving cans were meant however to distract from the housecoat she decided to wear as a dress. Full Story

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Cougar on call

February 16, 2009 07:08:00 Posted at February 16, 2009 07:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They revisited the Cougar Den on SNL this weekend and Cameron Diaz obliged. She’s been part of every one they’ve done. Love her for it. Love how she just pops in just because. Love that they have her on speed dial. And of course it seems as though Cam has permanently relocated to NYC lately – she’s spent much more time there than she has in LA the last several months. Full Story

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Street scrap, ear infections, and more shopping

February 16, 2009 07:04:00 Posted at February 16, 2009 07:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in New York, very late, screaming at each other on the street. Full Story

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Guess not

February 16, 2009 06:51:25 Posted at February 16, 2009 06:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So remember when Jennifer Lopez showed up at the LA premiere of Benjamin Button not wearing her wedding ring and the next morning everyone and their eyebrow stylist was declaring divorce? Guess not. Ring Watch is about as reliable as Bump Watch…both are balls. Several weeks of speculation followed the Missing Ring Incident during which it was reported that JLo and Marc Anthony would share a farewell Valentine’s duet at his MSG show in New York before parting ways for good. Full Story

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Salma’s Valentine wedding

February 16, 2009 06:31:00 Posted at February 16, 2009 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valentina’s parents were married on Saturday in Paris at the City Hall. He’s a billionaire and she’s a diva star and they marry at the City Hall. LOVE it. More celebrities should marry at the City Hall! So after breaking up last year Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault, who has denied that he fathered Rachida Dati’s baby Full Story

February 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 16, 2009 06:27:39 Posted at February 16, 2009 06:27:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to Kim B in Victoria who has more boys than the Beckhams and goes to bed with her very own footballer every night! Have fun at Britney in April and thank you so much for sticking with my smut for all these years. I can’t tell you how what an honour that is. Emma, Happy Birthday - I'm just jealous ‘cause you're awesome. Full Story

Friday, February 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Most talked about story yesterday? Joaquin Phoenix. His movie is opening today too. As for his performance on Letterman Wednesday night, most of you, according to the poll, seem to think Dave did not participate willingly. Me I’m still undecided. Watch it again, especially the end. Word is (thanks Jenny!) this is, obviously, one giant “Punk” as Joaquin delves into character to expose the media’s mistreatment of celebrities with mental health issues. Great. Am looking forward to it. Especially the part when child starlets shove half an ounce of cocaine into their faces. Oh Joaquin…shut your ass.

Final weekend before the Oscars – and is the GMD spending it with Granny Freeze???? More on that below.

Oscar trailer is below. EVERY race seems to be tightening up, especially Best Actor. They say momentum is definitely on Mickey’s side. Have you prepared your ballot already? Click here to enter The Annual Contest!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Remember Lawrence.

Oscar promotion

One with the Mighty

February 13, 2009 14:37:28 Posted at February 13, 2009 14:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure you’ve all heard about that lady with all the babies? She was on food stamps or something and that shady doctor still put, like, 8 embryos inside of her and now she’s asking for donations online…? I hate people. Anyway, as you can imagine, every outlet was clamouring to interview the Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Really skinny old lady goes to Fashion Week

February 13, 2009 13:18:00 Posted at February 13, 2009 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her hair is matted flat on her head, something about the hunch of her narrow shoulders, something about the way her neck seems like it’s about to crumple… The pride of Dina Lohan. Full Story

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