April 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 28, 2009 06:35:06 Posted at April 28, 2009 06:35:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Kelley! Love you and wish I was in Ottawa to cook you a fabulous meal with beaucoup de vin to celebrate. Angela Congratulations Robynn on your engagement! Weenie says he dubbed his own voice over Colin Firth’s in Love Actually, without you knowing, and you played the dvd, and all of a sudden, Colin was proposing to Aurelia, but really to you… is that how it went down? Bitch, I am JEALOUS. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

A large amount of exclusive photos today – between supermodels, quarterbacks, babies, and teen idols, the site is very busy! The photos just take a couple seconds longer to load. And they are totally worth it. Apologise for any inconvenience in advance. And if you do have to take it out your frustration on someone, how about JailBait Miley Cyrus? Or, the old faithful default: my inbox.

Why does the Angie vs Jen triangle continue to sell at the newsstand? Perhaps the same reason Obsessed took the top spot at the box office this weekend.

Because girl sh-t is the best sh-t. And as much as we believe in sister solidarity, at the same time, we all love a good hairpulling, open hand slapping, nail scraping throwdown. Also… Beyonce > LipGloss. Heh.

It’s Monday – many exclusives including a Twilight hand holding double feature. Two couples, two sets of photos. And … Brady and Bundchen in Vancouver! Am posting those first. It’ll be a heavy today. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Meet Sasha David Chew, born Thursday April 23rd to my cousin Cat and her husband Dex. He’s a rock star, non?

Honouring Tom Hanks

April 27, 2009 19:52:08 Posted at April 27, 2009 19:52:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in New York at the 36th Film Society of Lincoln Centre’s Gala Tribute to Tom Hanks – some superstar arrivals. I love Tom Hanks. He’s a good duck. And always a very great interview. My friend Gab and I were talking about this the other night while watching a rerun of Julia Roberts on Letterman. Full Story

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Georgina’s back…and more

April 27, 2009 15:01:58 Posted at April 27, 2009 15:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The CW has revealed on its Gossip Girl website tonight that Georgina’s back. And supposedly she’s “transformed”. Word is they need to fight a more formidable foe. And prom is coming up. Oh. Prom. Prom drama is delicious. Especially if Chuck Bass and Georgina are up to no good. Full Story

Jen kissing Jason

April 27, 2009 14:03:22 Posted at April 27, 2009 14:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many Jason Bateman fans out there – are you jealous of Jennifer Aniston? Have never been jealous of Jennifer Aniston. Am jealous of a lot of people but not Jennifer Aniston. Today however, today I would have liked to be Jennifer Aniston. In New York kissing Jason Bateman on the set of The Baster. Full Story

Leo Gordon Gekko

April 27, 2009 12:24:01 Posted at April 27, 2009 12:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.Greed is good. He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. Full Story

Those legs again

April 27, 2009 11:42:30 Posted at April 27, 2009 11:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 27, 2009 11:28:57 Posted at April 27, 2009 11:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried feminine hygiene! (Dlisted)

What Salma is contributing to her marriage (Hollywood Tuna)

But would they have denied Angelina Jolie? (INO)

Imitation Beyonce? (The Superficial)

Porny, Tony, and Daisy go on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is skinnier than you (Just Jared)

She taught Shelfy how to strip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spittle boysh-t! (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE it was a cash bar! Of course it was! (ICYDK)

Do her eyes not open all the way anymore? (A Socialite’s Life)

This is Meg Ryan

April 27, 2009 10:12:13 Posted at April 27, 2009 10:12:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought I should tell you because you might not recognise her. It’s understandable. After all, it’s not like there’s anything natural, or original, about her face anymore. This is Meg Ryan. At the premiere of Serious Moonlight at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday, her lips expanding to attack her cheeks, her cheeks swollen and taking over her eyes, she looks like Rupert Everett. Full Story

Rob’s weekend getaway

April 27, 2009 09:06:45 Posted at April 27, 2009 09:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson slipped away from Vancouver this weekend for a quick break to LA. Returned back on Sunday night to continue working on New Moon. A few bedroom dream sequences are happening early this week. Then an interesting shoot later on. More details in the coming days. As for his time in Los Angeles – he stayed relatively uncover, perhaps popping in to see a friend or two. Full Story

Kristen’s happy reunion

April 27, 2009 07:59:15 Posted at April 27, 2009 07:59:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed the last few days asking about some report that Kristen Stewart was holding hands with Robert Pattinson in a grocery store…? Well… she was definitely holding someone’s hand this weekend: her boyfriend’s. His name is Michael Arangano. And as I reported last week, Summit was not happy with Kristen when she was photographed with Michael in Vancouver a few weeks ago. Full Story

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