Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like starting the day off with some Pitt Porn. Am in full on Brange lust.

And timely too.

Needed some Angelina gorgessity last night to chase away the disgusting aftertaste of the Teen Choice Awards, a show that obliges the talent to say “butt” instead of “ass” but completely endorses a 16 year old waving her lady bits about on a pole. Great.

I had to bribe Jacek with, um, certain things to watch with me. He could only stand half an hour and then actually left the house. JailBait Miley Cyrus and the Vagina Virgins chased him out of his own home.

Read my Teen Choice Tweets here, but maybe not off you offend easily.

It’s Tuesday. Am blogging all day. Check back often and scroll down for late posts from yesterday you may have missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

JailBait loveache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:35:47 August 11, 2009 16:35:47

You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story

Leg lifts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:03:11 August 11, 2009 16:03:11

It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story

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GG WTF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 12:09:23 August 11, 2009 12:09:23

Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story

Raisin’ ‘em right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 11:40:25 August 11, 2009 11:40:25

Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 10:55:14 August 11, 2009 10:55:14

Goddamn. The Lohan aging gene is f-cking up my sh-t (Dlisted)

Wonky Beverly Hills tits (Hollywood Tuna)

You can actually see Ebola’s black hole (The Superficial)

Orlando Bloom’s BFF (Just Jared)

Scarjo and a beefcake who is not her husband (Pop Sugar)

Damn. Paulina is STILL gorgeous (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Washed out Lindsay Lohan and whipped cream (INO)

Megan Fox voluntarily shut her mouth (The Blemish)

Vanessa Hudgens has great legs (Popoholic)

Gay-friendly Jason Mraz (Towleroad)

Vote on Diane’s ass crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 09:58:57 August 11, 2009 09:58:57

She’s normally flawless on style choices, particularly because she takes risks. So this is Diane Kruger last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds going for broke. As you can see, you can see her ass crack. It’s a dress that’s probably worth, at least, several thousand dollars. Full Story

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The new Taylor, the changed flight, and more hate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 09:43:13 August 11, 2009 09:43:13

Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz arrived back from LA to Vancouver last night to resume preparation on Eclipse. How famous is Taylor these days? The fans only wanted his autograph and Kellan, for the most part, was pretty much left alone. For Taylor, with his new status, seems to come along a new, rather studied, gait. Full Story

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Manslinger the WAG

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 08:04:43 August 11, 2009 08:04:43

Would Kate Hudson’s relationship with Lance Armstrong have lasted longer if he’d resumed riding last year? To give her something to cheer for? I think one of the things that keeps her going about ARod is that he’s supposedly good at something. And she relishes the role of cheerleader. Full Story

Reward this body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 07:21:37 August 11, 2009 07:21:37

She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, muscular legs, a tiny waist, full breasts, and a great f-cking ass. Full Story

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Nipple tweak alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 07:01:13 August 11, 2009 07:01:13

It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they won’t help either. Full Story