Mental Mouthwash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 16:25:23 July 2, 2009 16:25:23

Need something to get those disgusting Cyrus/Jonas images out of your mind? How about a comeback? Whitney’s comeback! Her new single has just hit the internets – a very personal ballad called I Didn’t Know My Own Strength, clearly intended to be a goose bumpy tearjerker. There’s a raspy quality about her voice now. Full Story

Britney & Justin v2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 15:24:44 July 2, 2009 15:24:44

They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here Full Story

Be careful how you look at him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 14:55:19 July 2, 2009 14:55:19

That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story

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Posehard in your underwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:14:55 July 2, 2009 13:14:55

Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:02:32 July 2, 2009 13:02:32

Megan Fox mouthslapped (Dlisted)

Alba is such a bitch. But she’s also so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Lourdes has the cutest clothes (Just Jared)

Porny’s nipples like stripes (The Superficial)

Useless body in a bikini by the bbq (Pop Sugar)

Wannabe Jennifer Lopez (Popoholic)

What a Showgirl ass looks like now (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shakira She-Wolf the album cover! (INO)

Vagina Virgins exploiting JailBait (Cele|bitchy)

What Megan Fox would have said to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron (The Blemish)

Of course he is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 11:56:09 July 2, 2009 11:56:09

Rufus Scrimgeour is to be played by Bill Nighy! The Independent reports that Nighy told them: "I don't think I'm allowed to say it but I'm going to be in the next Harry Potter film." Squee! Bill once said that that he was the only British actor not in Harry Potter. Problem now solved. Full Story

Real people don’t look like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 11:11:03 July 2, 2009 11:11:03

When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory Full Story

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It’s a prop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 09:25:47 July 2, 2009 09:25:47

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. As you can see, Shelfy is in great spirits. Full Story

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NPH to host Emmys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 08:10:10 July 2, 2009 08:10:10

Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him what he wants. Full Story