Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those who enjoyed Family Day in Canada and Washington’s Birthday in the US yesterday. Catch up, scroll down, view more articles. You’ll want to get a good look at Jessica Simpson’s massive tits, prompting many of you moms to write, wondering if Porny is actually pregnant. Something about the size, something about the veins? And then there’s the tent she wore out for dinner the other day...

As such, a new poll. Check it.

Justin Timberlake has the Midas Touch. But what happens when the golden boy meets the deadly disease known as Hollywood Ebola? More on that later.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Keep refreshing!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.

Bosworth extra blonde

February 17, 2009 20:55:55 Posted at February 17, 2009 20:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? At the Diesel show today in New York. I am by no means a Bosworth expert but her hair seems super light. And why is she reminding me of Granny Freeze? Obviously Kate is like 40 years younger but there’s something embryonic about her skin… and something is tingling my smut. Other than a raging coke alert, of course. Full Story

Hot Harry in the sky

February 17, 2009 14:16:02 Posted at February 17, 2009 14:16:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry failed his pilot’s theory test. So apparently he’s getting extra lessons. Check him out, yesterday at the airfield looking relaxed and exuberant before taking to the skies. Hot Harry is hoping to fly helicopters in Afghanistan once his training is complete. Hot Harry is also getting schooled in racial awareness after his recent gaffes were made public. Full Story

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Sponsored Smut: Anna & Kristina’s Grocery Bag on W

February 17, 2009 14:08:47 Posted at February 17, 2009 14:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For two weeks I’ve been running like a bitch and “eating well” to prepare for the Oscars. We’re doing a live show and I could tell you it doesn’t matter but at the same time, I don’t want to look back in 5 years when these opportunities aren’t around anymore and say to myself that I totally could have worked harder. Full Story

Heidi Klum gets the bitchbeating fan

February 17, 2009 12:50:58 Posted at February 17, 2009 12:50:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From the mouth! Heidi is launching Top Model in Germany and has been criticised by local fashion queens, among them some dude called Wolfgang Joop, who said she was “fat” and also Karl Lagerfeld who has delivered a dressing down the only way he can. (Heidi Klum) is more bling bling and glamorous than current fashion. Full Story

Fashion Week Kiki

February 17, 2009 11:59:19 Posted at February 17, 2009 11:59:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kirsten Dunst at the Rodarte show today. Kiki has been quite selective about what she’s attending – unlike Mischa Barton she’s not a front row whore. LOVE what she’s wearing, and hold your sh-t before you start screaming. I’m not saying you should wear it, I’m not saying I will wear it, I’m saying she can wear it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 17, 2009 11:33:11 Posted at February 17, 2009 11:33:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t think of a better combination (Dlisted)

Vintage Shelf Ass! Jessica Biel is more like Denise Richards than you know! (Hollywood Tuna)

Bland Girl and the new Ghetto Tits on location (Just Jared)

LipGloss makes her pump gas? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Photo Assumption! Is John Mayer a willing kisser? (Pop Sugar)

Madonna…and Robert Pattinson??? (INO)

Lilo bootycalls a gay (Cele|bitchy)

B List front row concentration! (The Blemish)

First the Bale meltdown, now the Transformers trailer…coincidence or conspiracy? (Popoholic)

JailBait Twitter-hacked! (Holy Moly)

Stay home or sit DOWN

February 17, 2009 09:37:18 Posted at February 17, 2009 09:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

35 years without a bra

February 17, 2009 08:36:33 Posted at February 17, 2009 08:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story

Spittle on the runway

February 17, 2009 07:30:58 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler has been enjoying the sights and sounds of NY Fashion Week and, well, not even his friendship with Anna Wintour can help with his icky cheese. Like please make him stop. Here he is arriving at Bryant Park with a guest last week and also last night at William Rast, posing in his awkward bulgy bad wash jeans and an inexplicable crop sweater underneath his leather jacket which, thankfully, went missing later on as he caroused with friends when leaving the venue. Full Story

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Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

February 17, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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