Clever Penelope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 07:32:39 September 11, 2009 07:32:39

She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those legs. Full Story

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What In The What!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 07:24:40 September 11, 2009 07:24:40

Is this the latest figure to be inducted into London’s Madame Tussauds? Nope, it’s just Victoria Beckham coming out of her Mattel box for the night to do a t-shirt signing at Bergdorf Goodman for New York’s Fashion Week. Seriously, all the fuss about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch could just be a sighting of Posh doing the backstroke in the ocean. Full Story

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Opening Creation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 07:10:15 September 11, 2009 07:10:15

Jennifer Connelly looks beautiful IN SPITE of that dress. Jacek loves it of course because of the see-through breasts. This is the problem. It’s not just that it isn’t photographing with the light, it’s also that it’s not a particularly great fit. The material clings awkwardly around her chest, looks cheap. Full Story

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September 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 07:01:25 September 11, 2009 07:01:25

To Maggie aka Buddy celebrating her birthday in New York – have a great time! And here are a few of your favourite photos specially selected by Brianne. Happy birthday Lindsay B! Wish I could be at your keg party Saturday. 4 kegs??? Ryan is generous! For Christine S – Happy 20th Birthday! Don’t be sad – you’re not allowed to be sad on your birthday. Full Story

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I like the name Sparrow. Better than some of the so-called “normal” names out there. Like Chad. Sparrow > Chad. Chad is the “party on, dude!!!” Gross.

As for the argument that calling a child Sparrow will invite a beating…yes… for a kid in your neighbourhood, totally. But Sparrow is growing up with Zuma and Bronx and Princess and Inspektor and Poet and Lyric and Sonnet…

They don’t live where we do. Pointless to judge them based on a set of criteria that doesn’t apply to their world especially since they won’t be hanging out with your kids.

In Toronto now for TIFF kicking off tonight. George Clooney is already here. Arrived yesterday. But without the Elisabetta. Boo. I love her. Have become totally obsessed with her. You ever visit her official website? Poke around in there and remember – she’s dating George Clooney. HER!!!

Amazing.

Blogging all day today. Check back often. Also look out for Alan’s first post.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Drew Barry Live @ etalk! On Saturday September 12th! I offered to open doors and sweep floors just to be there. Laura grudgingly said yes, like she was doing me a favour or something. You however can be part of the audience. See how tiny she is in person. Very, very little. Interested? Send an email to [email protected].

L.A.M.B. on the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 17:41:20 September 10, 2009 17:41:20

Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. Last night Anna Wintour attended a party in her honour. Today it was the runway. Want the jacket, want the bag, want the shoes, want the pants. Also want how she wears the pants. Why can’t I wear my pants like that? Duana bought a L.A.M.B. bag in LA last year and she has pretty much used it exclusively since. Full Story

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Anna on the way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 16:14:00 September 10, 2009 16:14:00

This is Anna Kendrick leaving Vancouver heading to Toronto for TIFF for one of the most highly anticipated films of the festival. Yes. The one I won't stop yapping about: Up In The Air. It will not make nearly as much money as New Moon, but then again, prestige or profit? Lucky for Anna, she gets to enjoy both. Full Story

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Carpet competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 13:41:48 September 10, 2009 13:41:48

The opening gala tonight at TIFF at Roy Thompson is for Creation starring the aforementioned Jennifer Connelly. Normally that’s the big cheese. But at the Elgin it’s Penelope Cruz for Broken Embraces with Pedro Almodovar. And it’ll will be a clustesrf-ck too. Especially since she’s pregnant. Full Story

With a friend like Rebecca Miller…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 12:22:44 September 10, 2009 12:22:44

I imagine Robin Wright is getting on just fine without Sean Penn. Rebecca Miller and Robin Wright Penn promoting The Private Lives of Pippa Lee at the Deauville Film Festival today. At this point it feels like it’s been to every film festival with still no release. Keeps getting pushed back. Last word was November 27th. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 11:43:01 September 10, 2009 11:43:01

TIFF scheduling sh-t show has begun. Stepping in for Tingles. More Lainey content will follow. Jacek.

Megan Fox sex tape (Dlisted)

Audrina’s only talents on display in Maxim (The Superficial)

Girth. Holly can handle much more than this (Hollywood Tuna)

Other than Drew, SNL’s version of Fall DoucheFest 2009 (Just Jared)

Gwen sporting the hair-do my mom wore for 25 years (Pop Sugar)

Oh Hayden (Panetiererieriere). You could ask for a seniors discount and they wouldn’t question you (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Aniston's too cool to be mad, but she's just saying (INO)

OMG they’re smiling and laughing!!! Their love is eternal! (ASL)

Ellen the new Paula (minus the crazy)? (Popeater)

Ho hum. Lily half naked again. I swear, every time! (Popoholic)