19 & Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 15:44:55 August 24, 2009 15:44:55

Murder is making headlines today in gossip. Would like to balance this out with a little showbiz sweetness. Hello Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is 19. Sometimes she looks even younger. Taylor Swift poses on magazine covers and still comes across delightfully fresh, unlike her mash mouthed Miley counterpart who has her father’s blessing when she wraps her jailbaity legs around a pole on national television. Full Story

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Miller & Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 12:43:00 August 24, 2009 12:43:00

Sienna Miller and Jonny Lee Miller in New York today as they’re busy rehearsing for the upcoming After Miss Julie on Broadway, beginning previews on September 18 and opening on October 22. After Miss Julie takes place in 1945. England is changing. The Labour Party has won the vote by a landslide. Full Story

Shia’s new girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 11:57:00 August 24, 2009 11:57:00

Shia LaBeouf is now in New York to work on Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. I mean really…has Oliver Stone run out of juice? Because that can’t be the best title. That canNOT be the best title he could come up with. Anyway, Shia’s co-star in the film, aside from Michael Douglas of course, is Carey Mulligan, who plays his fiancee and also Gordon Gecko’s daughter. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 11:18:44 August 24, 2009 11:18:44

GOOP expands (Dlisted)

How many times can a useless twat frolic on the beach? (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you see LipGloss’s peepee???!!!??? (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox wears mom jeans (Just Jared)

Does Gaga have hermy parts? (The Superficial)

How the f-ck was this allowed to happen??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Granny Freeze and Sunday’s cute chunky feet (INO)

Jacek is drooling already (Cele|bitchy)

Fail: Chace Crawford with tats (PopEater)

What a smug homewrecker looks like (ICYDK)

Here it is…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 09:09:26 August 24, 2009 09:09:26

We’ve been calling for it, waiting for it… And now it comes. Jennifer Aniston was hit hard last week. Magazine covers calling her pathetic, Bradley Cooper calling her “not natural”, Renee Zellweger trumping her ass in the battle for Hollywood’s summer box office sensation. Full Story

Family Trapeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 08:56:28 August 24, 2009 08:56:28

Anna Paquin and her fiancé Stephen Moyer were out this weekend with his daughter Lilac at trapeze. Duana used to trapeze every Friday. She says it’s great exercise. Very challenging core work. Before moving on to last night’s episode, a quick word on whether or not Anna is a homewrecker. Full Story

Pam’s dress, Jim’s tie – SPOILER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 08:08:39 August 24, 2009 08:08:39

Do not proceed if you can’t handle it. …….. …….. …….. Sigh. There are only 3 more new episodes remaining for True Blood Season 2. And then a long ass gap until Next. F-cking. June. “Thanks God” for The Office. The Office is back in October. You remember how The Office left off, right? Well… Cutest shotgun wedding ever? Not sure why Jim’s tie has been cut. Full Story

Short shorts and set stalkers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 08:00:19 August 24, 2009 08:00:19

It was a quiet Twilight weekend in Vancouver – with paps buzzing around and fans on the stalk, most cast members remained hidden, a few popping out only for brief outings, while the Big Three are now increasingly reluctant to roam around alone and unprotected. You would be too if you had to deal with lunatics who would do anything to get close to you. Full Story

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Piven’s douche moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 07:26:15 August 24, 2009 07:26:15

Not that this should surprise you but still… Somewhere out there, some women are rewarding these moves. Ed Hardy wearing douchebags are still getting strange, which means this sh-t must work. Jeremy Piven was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago promoting The Goods. Full Story

August 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 07:17:13 August 24, 2009 07:17:13

Congratulations to the “Yummy Mummy” racers who ran 15k on Saturday in Toronto at the Midnight Summer’s Run in support of Sick Kids’ Hospital! To Nicola– good luck with your 905 roommate and the Suri-bites! Kate will miss watching you do the dishes and fighting for the “good” couch. Full Story

Friday, August 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Despite strong reviews, scoring an impressive 88% among top critics, and even though it’s not going up against anything formidable in the way of 1st week release competition, Inglourious Basterds opens today with relatively modest projections - $25 million on the low end and $30 million optimistically. Why?

They say the Movie Star is Dead.

The New York Times just wrote about the Dying Movie Star. And for those of you who love to hate on Brad Pitt, it’s not just Brad Pitt. It’s also Tom Hanks. And Denzel Washington. And Julia Roberts. And Johnny Depp too. Public Enemies did not perform as well as we’ve come to expect from a Depp-led vehicle.

Experts are busy analysing the reasons.

Please.

It’s not complicated.

It’s because people suck. The people who created the Jon & Kates and the Speidis…these people are killing the Movie Star. And Good Taste is Dead.

As for whether or not Brad Pitt badly needs Inglourious Basterds to be a hit…

It’s not Brad who needs it badly at all. It’s actually the Weinsteins who will be up all weekend anxiously waiting for the numbers. Harvey humbled? Hard to believe. Click here for the article – a great read and some insight on how the machine works, what happens when it doesn’t work.

Friday – am blogging until early afternoon. And then it’s time for the kids. Our two nephews (11 and 9) and our niece (7), every summer they come for a sleepover weekend. Love them so much. So much. Cannot believe how old they are. Where did it go???

But these three, these three are energy and sanity suckers like you’ve never seen. And being around our kids means being around OTHER kids. The amusement park, the water park, the family restaurant…f-ck me ugh. Not sure if I’ll survive til Sunday night. Have a feeling I’ll be catatonic by then. Oh yeah, and I’m off vodka to prep for TIFF. Check me on Twitter through the torture.

Wishing you a quieter adult weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey