Stay home or sit DOWN

February 17, 2009 09:37:18 Posted at February 17, 2009 09:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

35 years without a bra

February 17, 2009 08:36:33 Posted at February 17, 2009 08:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story

Spittle on the runway

February 17, 2009 07:30:58 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler has been enjoying the sights and sounds of NY Fashion Week and, well, not even his friendship with Anna Wintour can help with his icky cheese. Like please make him stop. Here he is arriving at Bryant Park with a guest last week and also last night at William Rast, posing in his awkward bulgy bad wash jeans and an inexplicable crop sweater underneath his leather jacket which, thankfully, went missing later on as he caroused with friends when leaving the venue. Full Story

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Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

February 17, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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Little Sci the spectacle

February 17, 2009 06:44:39 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

James McAvoy > Pips

February 17, 2009 06:32:46 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:32:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have heard from several people at Pebble Beach for the pro-am this weekend where Pippy played along with other celebrities like Peyton Manning, Ray Romano, Kevin James etc. By far, Pip was the top name. By far. So I guess it gave him license to snot people off? The other star golfers were friendly and obliging with autographs and photos. Full Story

February 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 17, 2009 06:27:57 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:27:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 23rd Birthday Steph! I know…I know… you share it with that virus. But think of the contributions you’ve made to our world, talking girls out of gel nails and hair extensions, focusing on an education as opposed to a life of famewhoring – you could not be more different and a wonderful ambassador for February 17th! Full Story

Monday, February 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin have hosted Saturday Night Live countless times. Steve phoned it in a couple of weeks ago when he hosted – perhaps his worst appearance ever – but Alec… Alec totally worked for it. And while the results may not have been Pete Schweddy, his double pump was certainly appreciated.

Salma married! JLo still married! The GMD go vroom vroom!

It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Johnny Depp has not been karmically cuckolded. Please! Also not David Duchovny.

Alec Baldwin Wii SNL

Seasons Eatings


4th place Confessions

February 16, 2009 16:46:59 Posted at February 16, 2009 16:46:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shopaholic opened in 4th place this weekend. Not a good result by any stretch. And while this is good news for those who hate chick flicks – yes! – it’s terrible news for those who love Isla Fisher. I love Isla Fisher. So I feel badly for her. This must have been why she looked so … uncomfortable and embarrassed Full Story

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No one kisses like Chuck Bass

February 16, 2009 14:05:37 Posted at February 16, 2009 14:05:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from her facial expression though Chace wasn’t exactly lighting Leighton’s loins on fire. Full Story

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Twilight at the Oscars?

February 16, 2009 12:23:43 Posted at February 16, 2009 12:23:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which means, f-ck. Full Story