Seeing the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 15:15:00 May 17, 2010 15:15:00

Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s not nice to look at, but because she’s TOO nice to look at. Full Story

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Does Meg look more normal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 14:02:33 May 17, 2010 14:02:33

Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make me want to cry like it used to. Have I grown accustomed to it (very possible) or has she geared down on the f-ckery? You decide. Full Story

Mads & Lisbeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 13:17:48 May 17, 2010 13:17:48

This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She plays Lisbeth Salander in the film adaptations for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo of the Millennium Series, motherf-ckers, which means she’s the original and no one should be adapting that sh-t for English. Full Story

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Naomi & Woody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 12:48:26 May 17, 2010 12:48:26

Saturday night in Cannes for the premiere of You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (positive reviews from 3 journalists I spoke with), Naomi Watts arrived on the carpet in pale pink Gucci and red lips. It was spectacular. Not sure if it’s photographing as well as it was in person but in person, I promise you, breathtaking. Full Story

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Beckham family affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 12:09:17 May 17, 2010 12:09:17

Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not to get overly (and inappropriately in some cases) familiar with celebrity children. Full Story

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Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 11:16:00 May 17, 2010 11:16:00

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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Waiting for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 10:44:00 May 17, 2010 10:44:00

Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting him for etalk. Full Story

Crank comes to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:33:45 May 17, 2010 09:33:45

Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is Lindsay Lohan, partying on a yacht almost immediately upon arrival, cigarette after cigarette, skeezing it hard among the eurodouches and possible johns. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:15:37 May 17, 2010 09:15:37

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is finished. Done. Dead. Over. (Dlisted)

Charlize Theron’s perfect ass (The Superficial)

Is Shia LaBeouf asstalking like Katherine Heigl? Or is this the way to convey the point withOUT asstalking? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s giant ring is bigger than her dog (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate Blanchett on W. Is without equal. (Just Jared)

Here: bumpwatch the sh-t out of this (Pop Sugar)

A drunk bitch in Cannes. Shockingly these are not photos of Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Orly’s piece shows her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Whitewashes and their baby travel (INO)

Little Sci never hears NO (Cele|bitchy)

Pretty scum has shorter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 08:29:17 May 17, 2010 08:29:17

He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen Stewart after they taped Oprah, Pattinson is now working on his new film with Reese Witherspoon, a film adaptation of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. Full Story

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