Wedding Porn

February 10, 2009 14:39:11 Posted at February 10, 2009 14:39:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W.T.F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh Duhamel would get into bed together and allow themselves to be photographed tenderly. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass

February 10, 2009 12:26:44 Posted at February 10, 2009 12:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story

The Best Kind of Apology

February 10, 2009 11:17:18 Posted at February 10, 2009 11:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 10, 2009 11:07:12 Posted at February 10, 2009 11:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What John should really have given Jen for her birthday (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in pink – more boring than ever (Hollywood Tuna)

I love Sandra Bullock so much (Just Jared)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s major c-ck boost (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ryan Gosling + a dog = Epic Quiver (Pop Sugar)

Get in bed with Porny Simpson! (INO)

Ricky Gervais thinks you’re stupid (Cele|bitchy)

Je t’aime Gisele! (Popoholic)

RDJ hugs waiters! (Holy Moly)

Salma’s breasts challenge The Jolie (The Blemish)

Porny & the Dukes!

February 10, 2009 09:47:52 Posted at February 10, 2009 09:47:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She makes me so happy. No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing but please don’t stop” smile. Full Story

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The Annual Contest 2009!

February 10, 2009 09:34:00 Posted at February 10, 2009 09:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For weeks we've been handicapping the Oscar drama, the tightest race in years, and the behind-the-scenes intrigue and shenanigans that have characterised this current campaign. Time to put that knowledge to good use. It's The Annual Contest! Predict the most correct categories, win some kick ass prizes. Full Story

Rossum or Romantic?

February 10, 2009 08:59:43 Posted at February 10, 2009 08:59:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

One dress, two looks

February 10, 2009 08:04:39 Posted at February 10, 2009 08:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Judging by your emails, M.I.A. was a strong favourite at the Grammys. Did you know she started having contractions two hours before her set? No word yet on whether or not the baby has arrived… Not sure how she did it and she managed to look so great at the same time. Would you wear this dress? Probably not. Full Story

Emma and the boys

February 10, 2009 07:52:59 Posted at February 10, 2009 07:52:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her time assessing her options. Full Story

Battle of the Faces

February 10, 2009 07:43:00 Posted at February 10, 2009 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story

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Would you?

February 10, 2009 07:32:44 Posted at February 10, 2009 07:32:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? Don’t understand. Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without. Full Story