Don’t judge him by his photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 07:33:27 June 25, 2009 07:33:27

It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And he’s terribly UNphotogenic. And I know how it feels. And I told you last week that he’s so so SO great in (500) Days of Summer and how much I loved the film and I don’t’ want you to judge him, or the film, by these images because, obviously, he cannot pose, he’s terribly awkward when being photographed, and in the movie, I promise, he’s much hotter, and so much cuter than the 10 year old he looks like here last night at the premiere in LA with Zoey Deschanel. Full Story

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Spons`d Tingles KY Intense - Pitts vs Depps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 07:18:00 June 25, 2009 07:18:00

KY has asked me to get the summer sizzle started with a hot couple-off: matching Hollywood couples in a smutty sexy battle determined by your votes. Why not start at the top of the food chain? In one corner, the Brange. They need no introduction. His patented hand on the ass on every red carpet, their, um, reportedly very loud lovemaking session in Africa that alerted security and had the animals baying in the jungle night, the way they put their guns down and got busy in Mr & Mrs Smith. Full Story

When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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No photos for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:42:19 June 25, 2009 06:42:19

The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to do with them (please!) but everything to do with French paparazzi laws. Full Story

June 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:32:29 June 25, 2009 06:32:29

The happiest of birthdays to Miss Sarah L., a loooong time smuthound. As you hit that big quarter century, know that your dear (younger) friend will always be there to ensure you won't be found half-eaten by Alsatians. I know it's an insufferable presumption, but you shall conquer this, you shall. Full Story

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to everyone who came to S.M.U.T. last night. I KNOW. It was HOT. And I’m sorry the A/C busted. And I’m shocked I’ve yet to receive some cranky ass hatemail complaining about it. Still early though so I know it’s coming but I did valiantly try to make up for it with some riddle reveals and clues. Those of you who were not at the smut soiree last night – will repost on my Twitter throughout the day. Click here.

Am still waiting on photos from S.M.U.T. Will post tomorrow. Much love to Tiffany for the “save”. And much admiration to the girls who decided that Michael the bartender was the sexiest man ever. Send me the photos I took of you with him.

It’s Wednesday. After 2 weeks in Toronto, am finally going home to Marcus. Am posting until we fly. But first, we must discuss JailBait’s body language. And Johnny! And Marion! And why the Twi-hards are crying today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 10:26:00 June 24, 2009 10:26:00

What will Ebola put in her vagina next? (Dlisted)

I heard she lies about her age (Hollywood Tuna)

Laura thinks Megan Fox should be with Shia instead of him (Just Jared)

Former hooker with a parrot (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen will probably stay like this her entire pregnancy (Pop Sugar)

Bale > Pattinson (INO)

James Marsden: wet and hot on holiday (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen looks great in this blonde wig (The Superficial)

Reese and Jakey’s night time cuddle (ASL)

Is this supposed to be Chris Brown’s apology? Because it blows (Holy Moly)

What else would he be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 09:48:10 June 24, 2009 09:48:10

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Future Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 08:13:56 June 24, 2009 08:13:56

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. This is what we’ve become. Full Story

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When you go out for dinner…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 07:51:41 June 24, 2009 07:51:41

With your boyfriend/girlfriend or your husband, and it’s an ordinary evening, nothing to celebrate, no particular occasion, do you call in your hair and makeup team? And wear Herve Leger? If you’re Jennifer Lopez, of course you do. This is JLo with Marc Anthony at Cecconi’s last night. Full Story

They are crying today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 07:32:35 June 24, 2009 07:32:35

Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should therefore be dating Bella/Kristen Stewart, which means they are probably heartbroken this morning at the site of these photos of their beloved looking like he’s been attacked by one of them. Full Story

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