Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 13:22:52 August 6, 2009 13:22:52

Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded to laugh my ass off the entire time. Totally helps with the people hating after the Cyrus f-ckery in the previous post. Full Story

Pattinson in a Porsche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 13:09:21 August 6, 2009 13:09:21

Jacek says it’s a Boxster. Since Jacek and I aren’t having an Ultimate Sacrifice, he always says he’ll get a Cayman one day. A Cayman is cheaper than a child. Robert Pattinson can afford several Caymans by now, I think? Here he is in LA driving around in a Porsche. Laura just ripped her shirt off. Full Story

Children and poles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 11:42:05 August 6, 2009 11:42:05

That is a pole, isn’t it? And those are children, aren’t they? And the children are being OFFICIALLY photographed, right? With the permission of their parents, non? Just wanted to make sure. Teen Choice Awards are coming up this weekend. Naturally that means children like Noah Cyrus, sister of JailBait Miley Cyrus, are hitting up gifting suites and pre-parties with some other Disney commodities before the main event. Full Story

Shoe change for cast dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 11:21:41 August 6, 2009 11:21:41

Taylor Lautner changed his shoes last night for dinner with the Twilight cast. MUCH better, see? Taylor, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, and Xavier Samuel were all together for a 3 hour meal that wrapped up around midnight. Am starting to like the look of this Xavier. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 11:01:00 August 6, 2009 11:01:00

Who is raising these children????????????? (Dlisted)

The virginal Sienna (Hollywood Tuna)

Sharon Stone’s 50 year old body. WOW. (PopEater)

Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s 43 year old body. WOW. (The Superficial)

Manslinger’s a groupie on the road (Pop Sugar)

Spittle’s kind of woman (INO)

You mean she hasn’t had surgery on this yet? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why are people obsessed with losers and weight gain? (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan: a tiara and her Calvins (Popoholic)

Sponsored Tingles K-Y Intense: France vs Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 09:59:27 August 6, 2009 09:59:27

Perhaps the most challenging hot-off so far. My Marion and her Guillaume. Have you seen Jeux d’enfants? They were ELECTRIC in Jeux d’enfants. Please see if you haven’t. You’ll love it, I promise. But it wasn’t the right time yet. And then suddenly he was kissing her on the sidewalk in Paris and it became real. Full Story

Kissing on a boat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 09:18:25 August 6, 2009 09:18:25

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long shooting a kissing scene on a boat today in New York for the upcoming Going the Distance. As you know, they’re dating/sort of/casually but serious… and she keeps putting him in her movies. I actually didn’t mind him in He’s Just Not That Into You. Full Story

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Brad Pitt: soulmate, sex, and gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 08:44:19 August 6, 2009 08:44:19

It’s my favourite Brad Pitt attribute, aside from the way he wears his pants. Brad supports the gays. Brad was one of the first big names to oppose Prop 8 and donated $100,000 to the efforts to fight it. And in a new interview for Parade Magazine, a softer, more open Brad once again comments on gay marriage: "Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Full Story

Vanity GOOPy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 07:29:39 August 6, 2009 07:29:39

It’s Thursday. Time to GOOP. Unfortunately this week it’s f-cking recipes again. Summer salads. Most of them actually look good…except for the first, the chicken. You can prepare the tastiest meal ever. Add chicken and to me it instantly becomes bland and boring, especially since North Americans have been brainwashed into believing the breast is the best part. Full Story

Eclipse around town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 07:14:00 August 6, 2009 07:14:00

More Vancouver Twilight sightings to come… Let’s start first with a few cast members enjoying the sunshine. It’s been gorgeous here. And not stifling hot anymore so we don’t have to keep throwing our dog under the shower. Poor guy. Can you imagine what 35 degrees must feel like for them? And mine is particularly stupid. Full Story

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Good Morning!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 07:00:29 August 6, 2009 07:00:29

Isn’t it? Every day should start like this. Ryan Gosling in a sleeveless shirt on a bike and hot.as.f-ck. He was at the Silverlake Conservatory of Music yesterday with some friends and then sped away. Ryan of course has his own band Dead Man’s Bones. I’ve posted their video before I think…but just in case you missed, it’s worth another look. Full Story

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