SO much better than that busted wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2009 09:13:00 September 7, 2009 09:13:00

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** Kristen Stewart’s hair. Her real hair. Still wearing the Joan Jett mullet. Love. It is a wig, see? It’s a wig with a dumbass hairline they put on every day for “Bella” instead of extensions. Given Stewart’s reputation for no frills, she would probably hate extensions. Full Story

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Jackson & Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2009 08:03:00 September 7, 2009 08:03:00

They should date. No clue if they’re compatible, not sure if they get along. But their names sound good together. And the combination is like a hotness explosion. This is Christian Serratos, ridiculously attractive, yesterday in Vancouver shopping with a friend. Quick check of Christian’s IMDB shows no bookings after the Twilight Saga. Full Story

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Weekend Tilda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2009 07:48:00 September 7, 2009 07:48:00

Tilda Swinton is in Venice for the film festival promoting a film called lo sono l’amore. Don’t care what it’s about. Tilda is all that matters. She also walked the carpet for Michael Moore’s latest Capitalism: A Love Story. Early reviews for Capitalism are positive. Of course. Full Story

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September 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2009 07:14:20 September 7, 2009 07:14:20

Happy 35th Birthday TaraDawn, a very, very mayjah Twilight fan, so much so that here’s what her 10 year old daughter Sydnee created for her. Suzanne very much hopes she’ll be able to come to Southern California from Oklahoma to watch New Moon with you in November! To Kelly S – Happy 35th Birthday! Pam W requested some Clive Owen for you. Full Story

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night in my sleep the complete dvd set of True Blood Season 3 arrived at my house for my birthday. The entire dream revolved around my efforts to sit down and watch, thwarted at every turn by a series of interruptions – the phone, my mother, my husband, my dog – and when I finally found myself free from distraction, in front of the tv, remote in hand, ready to press play, the goddamn alarm went off.

F-ck.

My dreams are rarely so vivid. Wonder what it meant.

Many of you have written to ask about Jane Bussmann’s book The Worst Date Ever – here’s what I noted about it earlier in the week: don’t worry, it’s not chick lit. It’s a caustic bitch comedy writer former celebrity journalist turned foreign correspondent who actually ended up in war-torn Uganda because she was crushing on an activist John Prendergast and wanted to make him fall in love with her.

Bussmann is merciless – on Hollywood, on Ashton Kutcher, on several douchebag dumb twat stars she’s interviewed, and yes, on the vapid celebrity culture that feeds this blog. She’s brilliant. And hilarious. And bitterly contemptuous. Love her so much. The Worst Date Ever - a perfect end of summer read. Full review in book section when I’m done.

I was sent a review copy from the UK. Unfortunately, it’s not available here. Am continually baffled by the way publishing works between countries. No doubt some smartass will send me an email today lecturing me about the process. Doesn’t change the fact that as of right now, The Worst Date Ever has not been acquired by a North American publisher…but Lauren Conrad can sign a 3 book deal???

This is why you cannot find it in a North American store. You can however buy it here.

It’s Friday and it’s the long weekend! Have a great long weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will you be my TIFF BFF? Last day to send in your submissions! Many thanks to P&G GET UP CLOSE for supporting the contest. Click here for more details.

True Blood withdrawal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2009 11:16:00 September 4, 2009 11:16:00

Many of you are suffering through a bad case of The Swears over a no True Blood weekend. The season finale will not air until next Sunday at which point The Swears will come out again because we’ll have to wait Nine. F-cking. Months until the next installment. Full Story

Re-thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2009 10:46:00 September 4, 2009 10:46:00

She’s promoting Melrose Place. Is in New York making the talk show rounds. Photos are attached. Ashlee, as you know, had a baby last year with Pete Wentz. Since landing her new acting gig, she’s been dropping weight steadily. You’ll recall, she did so before allegedly under doctor supervision. Full Story

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The Mighty Opes is not amused

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2009 08:53:00 September 4, 2009 08:53:00

I am not an Oprah Winfrey fan. But I am definitely a fan of how Oprah responded to Chris Brown. Background: After Chris Brown beat his girlfriend, tried to force her out of his car, punched her repeatedly, and choked her until she almost lost consciousness Oprah dedicated a show to all “the Rihanna’s of the world” focusing on domestic violence, victims of abuse, and treatment for abusers and the abused. Full Story

Porny on the runway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2009 08:22:00 September 4, 2009 08:22:00

Jessica Simpson was the special guest model at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris today. Yes, I hate the dress too. And the shoes stink of hooker-wear. Having said that, big ups to the designer for putting a body on the catwalk that isn’t allergic to food. Because aside from the assy styling, Jessica looks great. Full Story

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