One Night in Leighton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 08:29:50 June 19, 2009 08:29:50

The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. Full Story

Johnny Depp charms Chicago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 07:23:09 June 19, 2009 07:23:09

Of course he did. He’s Johnny Depp. And he’s wonderful. He was wonderful last night in Chicago at the premiere of Public Enemies with co-stars Christian Bale and a rather subdued Marion Cotillard. Christian, per usual, was with his beautiful wife Sibi. She’s even more so in person. Full Story

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Scream Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 06:54:00 June 19, 2009 06:54:00

Ready? Ready? Brand new photos of Robert Pattinson kissing on the beach on the set of Remember Me! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the Twi-hards break the internet with their screaming? Did the fangirls attack the actress? Can Twi-hards differentiate between truth and fiction? Hardly. Full Story

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Pattinson pouty pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 06:12:46 June 19, 2009 06:12:46

And can you blame him? He already sounds a little neurotic as it is. At this point, with fans stalking and trying to strangle him at every turn, chasing him into the streets and narrowly avoiding becoming roadkill, it’s hard to believe he’s anything but terrified. And a little pouty too. This is Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Full Story

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June 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 06:01:03 June 19, 2009 06:01:03

To Phil and Dawn leaving on a cross country road tour this weekend back to Ontario – love the travel beard though hilariously enough, the way Angie wrote it, I thought Dawn was your Travel Beard. Heh. Happy Birthday to Kelly in Edmonton this Sunday! It's a glorious summer, are you planning to spend part of it house-sitting in Kits? If you do, come to the pool, our poolboys will be waiting. Full Story

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Sorry about the late start today. The worst start to the day ever.

If it’s one thing I hate it’s touching garbage. Garbage is Jacek’s job. I can’t do it. If I throw out a q-tip and it misses the bin, I can’t even pick it up and put it away properly. I can’t. It disgusts me. And then the f-cking toilet had to overflow. Also, my clothes don’t fit. Like my jeans are so tight I have a cramp from my ass to my foot on the right side. Have a bad feeling something terrible will happen. Some Twi-hard will key my car or something. I know it. They are a violent lot.

Having said that, good gossip requires a raging bitch. I am a raging bitch today.

It’s Thursday. Word is Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, and Marion Cotillard will all be in Chicago tonight for a Public Enemies screening. All three of them. Together. Don’t you wish you were in Chicago?

My mother is coming to bring me lunch at noon. Every day she has come to bring me lunch and papayas. Guess who’ll notice my jeans are tight? Balls.

Am online all day.

Yours,

Lainey

PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.

Bruno’s bull parts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 14:37:56 June 18, 2009 14:37:56

Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story

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Running for his life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 12:39:36 June 18, 2009 12:39:36

This proves it. Twi-hards are officially the craziest of the lot. Radar is reporting that Robert Pattinson was in New York shooting today. A swarm of Twi-hards tried to attack him as he was leaving the Strand after filming a scene. Full Story

Bad movie titles happen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 11:52:42 June 18, 2009 11:52:42

Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 11:39:55 June 18, 2009 11:39:55

How much you want to bed she’s a Twi-hard too? (Dlisted)

Elle Macpherson: immune to age and gravity (Hollywood Tuna)

So Ebola was behind this all along (The Superficial)

Dear Henry Cavill: you can be my Edward any time (Just Jared)

Ryan Reynolds really is just a pretty face. And abs (Pop Sugar)

How Dave Eggers bounces back from Away We Go (Gawker)

At first I thought this was Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Meddling or justified? (INO)

Audrina Patridge was made to rub and tug (The Blemish)

Maybe I should offer Neil Patrick Harris my womb (ONTD)