Scabby’s allnighter bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 12:45:37 October 28, 2009 12:45:37

Scabby was out last night in London wearing a pink dress and Lindsay Lohan’s busted face. In fairness to Scabby, she’s like 40 plus. When you factor in all the gangrushes on her ass, it’s understandable the way she looks. Lilo at 23 is a f-cking crime. But how much class is Pam? Those long tacky ass silver fake nails and a dress that might as well cost less than my sandwich – and the worst part is, some bitches actually call this a style inspiration. Full Story

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What’s up with Dandy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 12:00:20 October 28, 2009 12:00:20

Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies under his breath. Full Story

Gosling Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:39:37 October 28, 2009 10:39:37

Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:19:44 October 28, 2009 10:19:44

Heidi Montag tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Hollywood Tuna)

A Twi-Hard got lost last night and this is where she ended up (Dlisted)

How long before Lindsay Lohan tried to throw this up? (The Superficial)

Tyra Banks tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Just Jared)

Kingston Rossdale rules the pumpkin patch (Pop Sugar)

Favourite bullsh-t story of the week: Cameron Diaz meddles with Robo’s womb! (Cele|bitchy)

Even when she’s not trying to Ashley Greene still brings the nip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SheWolf is feeling fertile (INO)

When will this bitch start dating Ebola? (Towleroad)

Did he black her out because she was talking about poo? (Popeater)

Girls share everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:06:55 October 28, 2009 10:06:55

Even boys? Oh the kids. The kids are writing a new book with a new code. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out last night for dinner and frozen yoghurt, girls on a girls’ night, just two nights after date night and a sleepover when TSwizzle hooked up with T Lautner at the hockey game and then at a hotel on Sunday Full Story

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Courtside premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 09:22:01 October 28, 2009 09:22:01

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Sunny & Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:28:20 October 28, 2009 08:28:20

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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Pat-Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:14:47 October 28, 2009 08:14:47

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story

JLo, Will …& Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 07:18:36 October 28, 2009 07:18:36

THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to the GMD and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him Full Story

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October 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 06:58:46 October 28, 2009 06:58:46

Congratulations to Bonnie D and Jill S for winning the H&M Autumn gift certificate draw. And for Shanti from Joanna who loves you – hang in there even though it’s the sh-ts right now. The sh-ts do pass. Promise. But friends are forever, right? Wishing you well.  Full Story