Dividing the friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 12:41:39 August 4, 2009 12:41:39

Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of a split. You might think it’s morbid and sad. Full Story

RUN FOR COVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 11:25:00 August 4, 2009 11:25:00

EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural Full Story

Geriatric and a beater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 11:01:09 August 4, 2009 11:01:09

Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 10:39:07 August 4, 2009 10:39:07

Who’s shaking his ass again? (Dlisted)

TROUBLE. It’s coming. Are you ready? (The Superficial)

Oh YES. Get excited about the way John Krasinski is wearing the sh-t out of his pants (Pop Sugar)

It’s the meatiest part of her body (Hollywood Tuna)

Not even Seth Cohen can make Vanessa more interesting (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t wrestle with her husband (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How did Naomi refrain from pounding JLo with her mic? (INO)

Please. Like Bradley Cooper needs to mess around with a hasbeen Fleiss girl (Cele|bitchy)

Now here’s a girl who can work her breasts (Popoholic)

How Jude Law knocked up his baby mother (The Blemish)

Posh October?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 10:19:35 August 4, 2009 10:19:35

I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded with her very own US Vogue cover. Full Story

For Lara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 10:12:00 August 4, 2009 10:12:00

Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has priorities. Our priorities at a party for Lara however are photos. Full Story

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40 and Fabulous! wears leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 09:41:11 August 4, 2009 09:41:11

Don’t forget the exclamation point. It’s not just 40 and Fabulous. It must be 40 and Fabulous! This is how it was shoved down our throats last February when Jennifer Aniston celebrated her milestone birthday. And it’s how she continues to sell it on the cover of the new Elle. She’s single and strong and she’s worked hard and goddamn it she loves herself! Now hug yourself! Praise yourself! Oprah Winfrey would want you to. Full Story

The beautiful Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:58:13 August 4, 2009 08:58:13

Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. Full Story

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James & Julia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:31:22 August 4, 2009 08:31:22

Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk to him ever again. Full Story

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Vampire arrival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 07:53:23 August 4, 2009 07:53:23

Under the cloak of night. A little dramatic, sure, but lately Twilight has been all about the drama. Aside from Nikki Reed arriving with Paris Latsis yesterday however there wasn’t much drama about several cast members coming in to Vancouver. Knowing Twi-Hards though, they’ll find something to tweak their nipples over. Full Story

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Charlie Bewley is not working

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 07:28:00 August 4, 2009 07:28:00

He’s a Twilight cast member and happened to arrive yesterday in Vancouver when many of the Cullens did but is not expected for production. Charlie’s here on his own time, his own dime, because there’s a girl? Well, the paps thought it was a girlfriend because they were hugging and kissing at arrivals. Full Story

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