Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 12:22:56 May 6, 2010 12:22:56

So… there’s Emma Watson. And then there’s this. All class. (The Superficial)

I thought this was about Robert Pattinson (Dlisted)

Sandra Bullock relocates (Popeater)

Kate’s new tits: the debate continues (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele: still annoying even when she’s kissing (Just Jared)

Douchebag in a headband (Pop Sugar)

All about the baddest bitch in Hollywood (Betty Confidential)

Skinny bitches in bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wasn’t feeling Scarjo’s look on Craig Ferguson. You? (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana is exquisite (Go Fug Yourself)

Bye Good: the mockumentary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 09:27:04 May 6, 2010 09:27:04

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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You better KNOW her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:58:19 May 6, 2010 07:58:19

You better know her name. You better know her show. You better recognise that that show is nothing without her. Because she’s Lea Michele. Who? Lea Michele? What? This is what happened at the Time 100 Most Influential event the other night. After all, it was the Time 100. And Lea Michele, in a room full of internationally renowned names, believing of course that she belongs there, was asked by a photographer on the carpet what her name was. Full Story

Spns’d Tingles: Showcase His and Her Blockbusters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:53:00 May 6, 2010 07:53:00

Showcase is running His & Hers blockbusters every weekend in May on Action and Showcase Diva. There are titles for “him,” titles for "her" and titles couples can watch together. And their street teams will keep you well fed as you watch. More on that below. This week it’s 27 Dresses – May 8 at 9pm on Showcase Diva and I Am Legend – May 9 at 9pm on Action. Full Story

Jon Hamm helps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:14:25 May 6, 2010 07:14:25

On a sh-tty day. This is Jon Hamm shooting Mad Men yesterday. Relief. Because Lost is almost over. Forever. But True Blood is back in June and Mad Men is back in July for Season 4. It’s something to look forward to. It’s something to balance the bullsh-t that’s usually offered on tv in the summer. Full Story

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Owen heads to the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:06:38 May 6, 2010 07:06:38

Owen Wilson is in Vancouver to shoot The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black. He’s been spotted around town with a gorgeous leggy blonde. Last night was boys’ night however and Owen was with a few friends at the Canucks game. Here he is rushing to the arena. He waited on the beer line later with civilians, no VIP treatment. Full Story

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May 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 06:55:00 May 6, 2010 06:55:00

Happy Birthday Leah with love from your seestor Honna! Have some strawberry cheesecake for me please? It’s been a long time since I enjoyed a proper strawberry cheese. And for you, some shirtless Becks. Join the SOS Children's Village Run at River Green on Sunday, May 30th at 9am. Participants will gather on the Richmond Olympic Oval Plaza for a 5-10K Walk/Run or 1K Family Walk to raise money for BC's children in foster care. Full Story

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night I went to bed angry at Lost. This morning I woke up still angry at Lost. F-ck you Lost. This is stress. Not only because of the content but because I’ll be up in the air during the next episode on Tuesday, headed for Cannes, and in Cannes for the following Tuesday too, and most of the official sites geo-block the online viewing, and Lost is one of those shows that if you don’t watch right away, too f-cking bad for you because the spoilers are everywhere, so now my anxiety, it’s getting worse.  Read Full Intro

Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 15:34:02 May 5, 2010 15:34:02

Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into more work for her, he’s the one who’s been landing role after role. Full Story

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