A GOOPy nursery?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:45:25 June 18, 2009 07:45:25

As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Venus Best Legs – Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:36:33 June 18, 2009 07:36:33

It’d be easy to name someone like Charlize Theron. Her legs are ridiculously beautiful. It’s a genetic blessing. Beautiful is one thing. But relatable is another. And for a short sometimes stumpy Asia girl like me, who will never be an amazon, it’s about relatability – illusory or not. Full Story

More Reese bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:15:06 June 18, 2009 07:15:06

It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for. Full Story

Ewan makes it better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:09:11 June 18, 2009 07:09:11

If ever there was a day for some Ewan, this would be it. Ewan can help take away the memories – knee deep in stanky water with a plunger and not enough towels. Scourgify! This is Ewan working some really great hair at LAX with his wife en route for Hong Kong wearing the sh-t out of those jeans. Full Story

June 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:02:17 June 18, 2009 07:02:17

To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you! Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more. Full Story

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that by gossiping you just might live longer? There’s apparently scientific research to support this claim. Click here to read. So next time someone decides to get all sanctimonious on your ass about vapid pursuits, tell them a smut session is like going for a run.

Are you coming to the MMVAs this Sunday? PLEASE NOTE, especially for teens and parents:

Safety is the #1 priority. MMVA wristband holders are encouraged to line up no earlier than 6am on Sunday, June 21st. MuchMusic fans are so loyal and in years past have arrived several days early. But if the kids get there before Sunday morning, the police will ask them to leave and come back on Sunday at 6am. Please be safe!

It’s Wednesday. Posh took the air out of her tits? And I love Taylor Swift.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.

New York but Paris first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 16:15:58 June 17, 2009 16:15:58

Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better to have the context from Paris. And it’d be hard to believe that New York is better than Paris (the film) anyway… Thanks to Chermaine who just send me the trailer. Full Story

GOOPy gets smacked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 14:24:28 June 17, 2009 14:24:28

Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine Full Story

So what if he’s dumb?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 13:25:00 June 17, 2009 13:25:00

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

Sacha’s hardcore method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 12:05:29 June 17, 2009 12:05:29

Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 11:37:27 June 17, 2009 11:37:27

This is what Twi-hards are upset about today (Dlisted)

Must have Anna Paquin’s little outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Cristiano Ronaldo oozes grease, cheese, and foundation (Just Jared)

Would you take this body if you had to take the face? (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart starts using the paps (Pop Sugar)

Yeah but what happens when SJP sells her baby photos? (INO)

My husband’s happy moment of the day: supermodels on the beach Vanity Fair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More T-Swift amazingness (ONTD)

Chicken Fried hard nips and short shorts (ASL)

JLo’s little guy is SO cute! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)