Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 16:48:24 June 19, 2009 16:48:24

Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. Full Story

Princess AssTalk keeps her job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 16:30:26 June 19, 2009 16:30:26

It was reported earlier this week that TR Knight will not be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. Many wondered if his ungrateful asstalking f-cking hag of a bestie Katherine Heigl would be following him out the door, seeing as she’s considered – ugh! – a movie star now. People.com Full Story

Vagina Virgin Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 14:05:20 June 19, 2009 14:05:20

So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable and mature, explaining that they’d take this natural curl, as lame as it is, over the straight iron look of LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron and, yeah, I couldn’t disagree. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 13:01:08 June 19, 2009 13:01:08

Let this video get you ready for the weekend (Dlisted)

Audrina Patridge: very ordinary without hair and makeup (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s gift to the English people (The Superficial)

Even MORE Reese bitchface!!! (Just Jared)

What Megan Fox wore to Russia (Popoholic)

Ryan Reynolds is a douche but he has a great leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

I don’t understand who would buy her calendar (Drunken Stepfather)

Would you pay this much for Three Whiskers Bloom? (INO)

Seriously. Please let this suit become a trend (Towleroad)

Ed Westwick puckers up (ASL)

Three in a row

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 10:58:58 June 19, 2009 10:58:58

I'm obsessed. With Reese Witherspoon's bitchface. Like every day. Check it out again in Washington, clearly not amused, something rammed up her ass. Love it so much. Such a refreshing change. Not sure what's been biting Reese's nasty knob lately but she's clearly not as capable of camaflouging her inside hag as she is ordinarily. Full Story

Famewhore finds her Hair Twin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 09:22:50 June 19, 2009 09:22:50

Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the world. But yesterday was also the day Jennifer Aniston’s Love (but really Sh-t) Happens trailer arrived online. Full Story

One Night in Leighton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 08:29:50 June 19, 2009 08:29:50

The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. Full Story

Johnny Depp charms Chicago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 07:23:09 June 19, 2009 07:23:09

Of course he did. He’s Johnny Depp. And he’s wonderful. He was wonderful last night in Chicago at the premiere of Public Enemies with co-stars Christian Bale and a rather subdued Marion Cotillard. Christian, per usual, was with his beautiful wife Sibi. She’s even more so in person. Full Story

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Scream Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 06:54:00 June 19, 2009 06:54:00

Ready? Ready? Brand new photos of Robert Pattinson kissing on the beach on the set of Remember Me! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the Twi-hards break the internet with their screaming? Did the fangirls attack the actress? Can Twi-hards differentiate between truth and fiction? Hardly. Full Story

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Pattinson pouty pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 06:12:46 June 19, 2009 06:12:46

And can you blame him? He already sounds a little neurotic as it is. At this point, with fans stalking and trying to strangle him at every turn, chasing him into the streets and narrowly avoiding becoming roadkill, it’s hard to believe he’s anything but terrified. And a little pouty too. This is Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Full Story

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