July 31, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:08:00 July 31, 2009 07:08:00

Happy 32nd Birthday Megan J! Congratulations on your first condo and the trip through Europe and here’s a little J McAvoy to get your weekend off right! To Renee – Happy Birthday! Of course I don’t hold it against you that Robert Pattinson is your Johnny. Because of this line in your email “Lainey, he’s my Johnny…only that Johnny can act”. Full Story

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Mel Gibson took his mail order baby mother to a club opening in Hollywood last night. Some tabloid wanted photos of the couple, he objected, and when the intrepid reporter kept trying, Mel went on the attack, ripping the man’s shirt open. Needless to say, the man presented himself at the police station 5 minutes later to file a battery report.

Crazy bastard.

Remember when Mel Gibson was a sexy beast and not a racist, violent, bible thumping middle aged philanderer?

Click here for more on Mel’s latest rage.

As for the Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit situation – I tweeted about it yesterday. Visit my Twitter here and will write a lengthier post about it as soon as possible. We must GOOP first.

Thursday – am blogging all day. Check back often. Don’t forget to scroll down for missed late day posts!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

More for Amalia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 16:00:54 July 30, 2009 16:00:54

Amalia’s shout out today included Justin Timberlake. What was requested was actually both Justin Timberlake and Taylor Lautner shirtless. At the time I had none for Taylor Lautner. But someone must really want Amalia’s heart to heal. Because here’s Taylor on the set of his new movie shooting track & field scenes. Full Story

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Double girlcrush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 15:28:00 July 30, 2009 15:28:00

I love technology. I’m writing this in the car, on the sea to sky highway from Vancouver to Whistler, with my Rogers rocket stick, on my laptop posting to my blog. Dean and I talked about this a while ago. Some people say I wish I lived in this era, or back in that era, but Dean and I love living right now. Full Story

Seth Rogen calls out Princess AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 13:46:35 July 30, 2009 13:46:35

Love him. Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are currently promoting Funny People. Seth was on Howard Stern this morning and was asked about working with Katherine Heigl. Let’s backtrack because I received an email today from Natasha W who told me I was too harsh for calling Heigl a bitch and for laughing about putting her face on a piñata at Lara’s stag last weekend and punting over the balcony. Full Story

Pene’s red suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 12:11:45 July 30, 2009 12:11:45

It’s a happy day today for my husband Jacek. First we are leaving for Whistler later for 6 days. And it feels like Penelope Cruz is sending him off. Pene is in London today with Pedro Almodovar at the premiere of their film Broken Embraces which received mixed reviews at Cannes. Please. Anything by Almodovar is infinitely superior to 95% of what’s released in North America. Full Story

Wedges and Hard Nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 11:00:20 July 30, 2009 11:00:20

Jennifer Aniston loves wearing wedges. She wears them in EVERY movie. Victoria Beckham would disagree. Posh thinks wedges make your legs look stumpy and shorter. Jen’s legs look fine here on set in New York. More than fine. But while Jen and Posh might disagree on wedges, they do agree wholeheartedly on nipples. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:43:57 July 30, 2009 10:43:57

Chicken Fried f-ckery: it looks like there’s a body sticking of the trunk! (Dlisted)

Shia-hards compete for the crazy awards (The Superficial)

George Clooney’s new piece apparently never leaves the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

How to get Leo DiCaprio to buy you a drink (Just Jared)

This child is trying to kill me with her gorgessity (Pop Sugar)

SnapFace’s new movie. And I actually want to see it (INO)

Madonna’s body dysmorphic disorder? (Cele|bitchy)

More proof that Avril Lavigne’s marriage is over (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hilary Duff drastically photoshopped? (Popoholic)

Sex & the City wants footballers! (Kickette)

Open back Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:21:38 July 30, 2009 10:21:38

Rihanna went out for dinner last night in New York dressed rather conservatively…for her. Love her style so much. But this not a style post, or a smut post. This is a breast post. She does not have small breasts. They’re decent sized. And they’re not drooping. So is she wearing a bra? What bra? A halter? But you’d still see the back, non? Or those sticky ones? I don’t believe in those sticky ones. Full Story

Will George bring his new piece to TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:00:13 July 30, 2009 10:00:13

Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto at a special presentation. Full Story

The GMD’s next ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 09:06:00 July 30, 2009 09:06:00

No secret, Judd Apatow is hot. Everyone wants to work with him after a hot streak of success at the box office over the last 3 years. His latest release Funny People features an all-star cast led by Adam Sandler who is said to deliver his most affecting performance since Punch Drunk Love. Yeah, so, um, Eminem makes a cameo in the movie. Full Story