Russell Robin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 10:13:01 June 16, 2009 10:13:01

Some great shots of Russell Crowe today on location in Wales for his new highly anticipated Robin Hood movie with Ridley Scott. They’ve reportedly been scrapping incessantly, two massive egos battling every day. The studio has denied it but it’s totally believable. Please. Ridley Scott knows everything. Full Story

English Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 08:04:13 June 16, 2009 08:04:13

Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates in North America, pushing her as far she can go, just in case there’s no more, must get every last drop. Full Story

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Shake it loose!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:47:42 June 16, 2009 07:47:42

Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored but it’s not his best outing. Full Story

Kristen keeps better company

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:23:17 June 16, 2009 07:23:17

While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself. Full Story

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He wasn’t mauled…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:05:38 June 16, 2009 07:05:38

Taylor Lautner showed up at the CFDAs last night… Not really sure why but whatever. His people are trying to push him out there, he’s gradually making his way to Toronto for the MMVAs on Sunday, and he’s been trying to claim him own share of the spotlight next to the glaring oppressive heat from Robert Pattinson’s star. Full Story

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It fits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:45:27 June 16, 2009 06:45:27

How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very healthy. Full Story

Shelfy come running

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:32:45 June 16, 2009 06:32:45

You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, hanging out with design partners the Lindbergs, his new bestie Anna Wintour, and oh yeah, the really cute Emmanuelle Chriqui too. Full Story

Monday, June 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The queue wrapped around the building and they’d been waiting for days. In tents and sleeping bags, taking shifts, on the concrete, a few were making out to pass the time, and finally on Saturday morning, wristbands were distributed for the MMVAs to the devoted, among them young Valerie who came with her mom and her sign: Taylor Lautner’s #1 fan. Oh to be 15 again. Was really, really cute.

So…how about True Blood last night?

Right???

Jacek was happy because the breast and sex quotient was restored. And shockingly enough, not involving Jason. But next week’s episode is even better. Promise. Finally something watchable during the summer.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Much to catch up on from the weekend. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. If there was any doubt about the power of Ebola Hilton’s black hole virus – five years later and this bitch is broke. See? Ebola spares no one. Oh Portugal…I’m so sorry. Cristiano Ronaldo is a f-cking idiot.

PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.

JailBail gets wet and frisky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 14:35:25 June 15, 2009 14:35:25

She’s 16. And getting paid to do this. So game on, right? JailBait Miley Cyrus today in Savannah shooting a scene from her new movie The Last Song frolicking with her onscreen boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. As you can see, Liam is very attractive. And you know JailBait is loving it. No wonder she broke up with that 20 year old loser. Full Story

The Time Traveller Trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 13:50:24 June 15, 2009 13:50:24

It’s been pushed back time and again, now finally scheduled for the dog days of August, not usually the best time to release a film, especially since originally they had hoped it would be a Christmas movie… And the trailer has just been released. Bad thoughts. Looks awful. Again, in our little eTalk cubicle, Laura, Michelle, and Jen B were discussing this morning after all of us watched with a knot in our stomachs. Full Story

Robert riots!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 12:41:00 June 15, 2009 12:41:00

She’s trying to f-cking TACKLE HIM!!! You have to wonder then… How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because… Umm… Check out what just happened in New York. They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck! So… If you’re her, and you see him, what purpose would this serve? Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Full Story

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