No Sherlock in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 08:51:43 January 15, 2010 08:51:43

Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. And seeing Jude today reminds me that we haven’t seen Sienna Miller in two weeks now. Full Story

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Shelfy Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 07:45:56 January 15, 2010 07:45:56

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

January 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 07:13:39 January 15, 2010 07:13:39

Happy 28th Birthday Amber G! Have a great show in Windsor tonight! Erin sent me the photo of the two of you in high school which I’d love to post but I’m officially incompetent and cannot find the attachment. Send me another one from your tour this week!  Full Story

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night’s Conan, to me anyway, was probably the funniest of the week. He’s feisty and it’s gold. And it gets even better when he gets to f-ck around with a friend, as he and Ricky Gervais took it to NBC together, likely infuriating executives in the meantime.  Read Full Intro

The Shopping ShameFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 16:18:52 January 14, 2010 16:18:52

Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So Ashton Kutcher offered her a job and we all know The Beautiful Life was canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

Cyrus Gangsta Crunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 11:48:39 January 14, 2010 11:48:39

Not depressed enough this week? How about watching a video of 10 year old Noie or Noah whatever Cyrus, JailBait v 2.0, miming Ke$ha’sTik Tok ... and somehow this found its way onto YouTube. Don’t bother asking what the f-ck her folks are up to. It’s not as offensive, I guess, as the time she worked a pole, or dressed like a working girl for Halloween, and I’m sure she’s not the only 10 year old to lipsynch to pop music. Full Story

The Brazilian Bush of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 11:28:52 January 14, 2010 11:28:52

Madonna’s pretend boyfriend has landed a feature in Interview. Don’t ask me to tell you what he says. Don’t tell me you care what he says. What he says is not important on a regular day. What he says is even more unimportant when he doesn’t talk about Madonna and he’s showing us his Brazilian Bush. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 11:12:22 January 14, 2010 11:12:22

The kind of Depp we can all laugh (Dlisted)

MAYJAH Sapphic moists for Penelope Cruz’s body. DAMN. (The Superficial)

Ashley Greene wants you to want to f-ck her. Again. (HollywoodTuna)

OK but will they doubt him this time? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried and one of her booboos but it’s impossible to tell which one (Pop Sugar)

That’s the kind of dress Jessica Biel would wear (Popeater)

Yeah, in this case Ditch Pig is about right (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Even MORE undie cheese from Cristiano Ronaldo (Kickette)

Am I the only one who likes her as a blonde? (Popoholic)

Why does Catherine Zeta Jones bother fronting like she’s younger when she dresses like a senior? (Go Fug Yourself)

Douchebag borrows material

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 09:03:13 January 14, 2010 09:03:13

He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are the most enlightening and profound. Full Story

Dear Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 08:56:00 January 14, 2010 08:56:00

Interrupting the gossip for an important announcement: The Government of Canada has announced it will MATCH every donation up to $50 million in support of Haiti from now until February 12. Please give. Now back to your regularly schedule programming.  Full Story

Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 08:16:00 January 14, 2010 08:16:00

It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed out until well past 4am. Full Story