Dumb reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 07:23:00 February 12, 2010 07:23:00

Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying for my second book to be so successful and it was so fun to write! The characters were already developed so I really enjoyed the process so much more this time around. Full Story

Mom & Baby leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 07:02:47 February 12, 2010 07:02:47

Gwen Stefani presented the new L.A.M.B. collection at New York Fashion Week yesterday. Loved almost everything she sent down the runway. Including Gwen herself. I wonder if Madonna looks at Gwen and feels like stab face. Or sticking more needles in her forehead. Gwen showed in a great leather jacket and skirt . Full Story

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February 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 06:56:00 February 12, 2010 06:56:00

Happy Birthday Mandy in Montreal! LOVE your Olympic spirit, love that Joe Beef is getting postponed for the Opening Ceremony. I would too. Wishing you many gold medals for your birthday! And to Selena from Sabrina who I met last night at the Canada Olympic House opening at HBC – thank you so much for supporting my smut, please keep coming back. Full Story

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There is no end to John Mayer’s f-ckery. Widely condemned for his racist remarks in Playboy, John is now apologising. Over and over and over again. He apologised on Twitter, he apologised on stage last night. So everyone is mad at Mayer right now.  Read Full Intro

She must love her shoulders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 17:10:58 February 11, 2010 17:10:58

Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of coffee and doesn’t eat much for them. Full Story

Ewan and his co-star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 14:13:49 February 11, 2010 14:13:49

Many of you have asked me about these photos (click here) of Ewan McGregor with Melanie Laurent, with whom he’s been working on The Beginner. They were holding hands, doing a walk/cuddle, out and about in Paris, not knowing they were being papped. Full Story

Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 13:41:06 February 11, 2010 13:41:06

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Chinese GOOPY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 11:21:10 February 11, 2010 11:21:10

Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s GOOP newsletter is all about the Year of the Tiger. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 11:03:54 February 11, 2010 11:03:54

I would get into one of those. But only with Ryan Gosling. (Dlisted)

Am I on an Olympic high? Because I find this hot (The Superficial)

Leo the modern Sinatra? (Popeater)

Hey, that’s not bad. It’s WAY better than Donatella. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mark Salling. If you still care (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson in costume (Pop Sugar)

Ginger continues to dress for private school (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Broke ass Lilo gets dumped (E!Online)

Megan Fox moves for Armani (Popoholic)

When Mischa Barton looks in the mirror does she see Kate Moss? (Go Fug Yourself)

Robert Pattinson by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 09:43:27 February 11, 2010 09:43:27

Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if you’re a Twi-Hard, please look away. You will not approve. Full Story

Happy Birthday GMD Jr!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 08:10:06 February 11, 2010 08:10:06

Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. I don’t think he’s figured it out even though his entire life has already been mapped out for him. Full Story

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