Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story
How much you want to bed she’s a Twi-hard too? (Dlisted)
Elle Macpherson: immune to age and gravity (Hollywood Tuna)
So Ebola was behind this all along (The Superficial)
Dear Henry Cavill: you can be my Edward any time (Just Jared)
Ryan Reynolds really is just a pretty face. And abs (Pop Sugar)
How Dave Eggers bounces back from Away We Go (Gawker)
At first I thought this was Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Meddling or justified? (INO)
Audrina Patridge was made to rub and tug (The Blemish)
Maybe I should offer Neil Patrick Harris my womb (ONTD)
Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little Sci. I’m sure you’ve heard? Katie Holmes has been training hard, prepping for a performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story
Hot Harry and his brother are training and bunking together on an army base and met the media today to talk about their experiences. It was a light, relaxed presser as the brothers exchanged lighthearted quips – who’s messy, who snores, who cooks. Joked Hot Harry: "This is the first time and the last time we will be living together”. Full Story
It’d be easy to name someone like Charlize Theron. Her legs are ridiculously beautiful. It’s a genetic blessing. Beautiful is one thing. But relatable is another. And for a short sometimes stumpy Asia girl like me, who will never be an amazon, it’s about relatability – illusory or not. Full Story
It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for. Full Story
If ever there was a day for some Ewan, this would be it. Ewan can help take away the memories – knee deep in stanky water with a plunger and not enough towels. Scourgify! This is Ewan working some really great hair at LAX with his wife en route for Hong Kong wearing the sh-t out of those jeans. Full Story
To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you! Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more. Full Story
Did you know that by gossiping you just might live longer? There’s apparently scientific research to support this claim. Click here to read. So next time someone decides to get all sanctimonious on your ass about vapid pursuits, tell them a smut session is like going for a run.
Are you coming to the MMVAs this Sunday? PLEASE NOTE, especially for teens and parents:
Safety is the #1 priority. MMVA wristband holders are encouraged to line up no earlier than 6am on Sunday, June 21st. MuchMusic fans are so loyal and in years past have arrived several days early. But if the kids get there before Sunday morning, the police will ask them to leave and come back on Sunday at 6am. Please be safe!
It’s Wednesday. Posh took the air out of her tits? And I love Taylor Swift.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.