The Chosen One and her mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 08:33:07 August 28, 2009 08:33:07

The Chosen One is currently spending summer holiday at the family chateau in France. Her brothers Maddox and Pax were out with their parents last week shopping for gerbils. Yesterday, the Chosen One was spotted with her mother around town, mingling with locals, picking up newspapers, almost like normal people. Full Story

Begging for Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 08:07:11 August 28, 2009 08:07:11

Am currently kissing Laura’s ass. Every day. Laura is running our TIFF programme. Which means she makes the call on who gets assigned for which interviews/carpets/screenings. Normally I try to stay off the junket board until I’m told. It can get tedious going from room to room asking the same questions, trying to make magic with only 3 – 5 minutes stuck in a small room opposite a surly actor. Full Story

Rayanne married a royal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 07:12:04 August 28, 2009 07:12:04

And just had a royal baby. OMG. Maybe only 5 of you will care about this. I know Duana cares about this. My So Called Life kind of defined her tv life. And it’s the same for many of you. MSCL was short and special and has stayed with its supporters for a long, long time… So what happened to Rayanne in real life? AJ Langer met a dude at a bar in Vegas. Full Story

August 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 07:08:11 August 28, 2009 07:08:11

To Care, from highschool to now and many more years to come, we love you and can't wait to celebrate with you and Chris tomorrow. You are gorgeous and it's going to be amazing!! Love you always…your girls. To Krysta: Success impatiently awaits your arrival. The path that the universe has laid before you is filled with warmth and happiness. Full Story

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Just want to make sure you’ve seen these – photos of Chris Brown living it up the day he was sentenced for beating his girl. Chris and his friends were at Guys & Dolls. He danced, he sang, it was an impromptu performance in honour of Michael Jackson and the LA crowd CHEERED HIM ON. Click here for the pictures.

It’s wonderful that Brown is getting over his depression with so much support, non?

Did you see Anne Heche on Letterman last night?

Amazing.

She’s loopy enough on an ordinary day, but last night she combined her crazy with her bitch while discussing her ex husband and this is the smut that satisfies – if only they’d all trash their exes like Anne does on national television. She could not stop. Dave had to stop her. It became too uncomfortable even for him. And as the discussion progressed she found new ways of bringing up how lazy the father of her first child is, how all he does is sit around and collect her alimony cheque, how marriage sucks every shred of happiness out of your life.

If you have 10 minutes today and feel like observing the unbalanced, go for it with Anne.

Thursday – Sandra, Coop, Degrassi, Twilight, and more. New articles all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Patio party tonight at Kiss & Makeup! Cocktails and cupcakes, 7pm. Think I'll wear my harem pants.

Shocking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 18:27:42 August 27, 2009 18:27:42

It’s Chicken Fried Britney, bitch. In NYC with her boys to see Shrek. Don’t ask me which boy because I already told you, I can’t tell them apart. But this is not important. What’s important is… The hair. The hair looks clean and properly styled. Sort of. Nothing found on a horse’s ass. Full Story

Pregnant like Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 14:54:02 August 27, 2009 14:54:02

Nicole Richie designed maternity clothes for A Pea InThe Pod and posed for some ads. Gorgeous, non? I keep saying it: I would wear my hair like this too, with a fringe, if feng shui approved. Keep asking my mother, she keeps saying it’s impossible. Very bad luck, f-ck. Nicole has not been seen with Ebola in…forever. Full Story

Softball with Larry King

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 12:32:00 August 27, 2009 12:32:00

As expected, CNN has confirmed that Larry King sat down with Chris Brown for an interview that will air on September 2nd. E! reports that “it was a no-holds-barred chat during which Brown answered every question put to him. Full Story

Black out Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 11:38:29 August 27, 2009 11:38:29

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 11:12:49 August 27, 2009 11:12:49

Please. STOP. THIS. F-CKERY (DListed)

Cute body, cute baby, cute bikini (The Superficial)

When Shia got dumped (Just Jared)

Christina Ricci: amazing toned legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson: leather jacket, Batman, and he closed his mouth (Pop Sugar)

Will this happen to Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen Stefani’s backstage boys (INO)

GOOPy vs Martha!?!? (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Kournikova eats as often as she wins tennis tournaments (Popoholic)

The Queen goes both ways (PopEater)