S.M.U.T. 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:06:12 June 10, 2009 07:06:12

Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed pool party, this time I was inspired by a kick ass Grey Goose Oscar bash I went to, hidden away in a nondescript office building, totally stripped down, and even a little secretive. Full Story

Concrete tweaked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 06:53:00 June 10, 2009 06:53:00

There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but those nipples, those nipples always give her away. Full Story

June 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 06:44:20 June 10, 2009 06:44:20

Happy 26th Birthday Val! Look forward to seeing you at the Smut Soiree! And… by request… some “Coop” to start your day. In Ireland earlier this week to promote The Hangover. To Nick – Happy Belated Birthday…which you share with Johnny Depp!   Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

5 more sleeps. 5 more sleeps until True Blood.

Is there anyone more endearingly stupid than Jason Stackhouse? June 14 can’t come soon enough.

It’s Tuesday. A very important day. It’s Johnny Depp’s birthday. Johnny Depp regularly spends an hour outside his trailer after a full day of shooting signing autographs for fans, taking photos with them, talking to them, over and above the objections of his handlers.

Someone should pass this on to Ryan Reynolds who has been overheard saying on many occasions that being a celebrity doesn’t mean he should be “subjected to harassment”. If Johnny Depp can f-cking do it, ANYONE can do it.

Anyway, today seems the perfect time to repost this video I had posted a while back: Vanessa Paradis on Johnny Depp. She gets to see him every day. And never tires of it. After 5 days it’s hard for her. Sigh. Love them so much.

Blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


Break-up Tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 17:43:45 June 9, 2009 17:43:45

Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story

Lost in Monte Carlo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 14:02:03 June 9, 2009 14:02:03

January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which is why Matthew Fox is in Monte Carlo at the annual TV Festival. Full Story

Joan Jett > Bella Swan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 13:40:22 June 9, 2009 13:40:22

This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking out because she no longer looks like their fan fiction heroine… Please. Full Story

When does a move get old?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:51:19 June 9, 2009 11:51:19

Went to studio to shoot eTalk this morning but forgot keys and Jacek went to get his precious Bradley Cooper hair cut so am well behind and catching up - sorry! For now, enjoy photos from the NKOTB show in Virginia this weekend. It's almost the one year anniversary of my interview with them. Remember Jen? My producer Jen, who is getting married in September, is an NKOTB fan for life. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:37:00 June 9, 2009 11:37:00

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:30:01 June 9, 2009 11:30:01

More evidence that the Alba Demon is So. F-cking. Stupid. (Dlisted)

Lilo’s crack legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Something for my husband (The Superficial)

Becks high kicks! (Pop Sugar)

My hair on Friday was almost like Beyonce’s. Almost. (Just Jared)

Whitney Port has an ass??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Winslet’s next move (INO)

Look out! JailBait is single! (E! Online)

There is no end to the f-ckery (Holy Moly)

Madame Charlize (Popoholic)

They grow up so fast…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 08:42:00 June 9, 2009 08:42:00

The train is approaching. The Half Blood Prince is coming… Finally the promotional push begins for the sixth movie – yay! Oliver and James Phelses (Fred and George), Tom Felton, and Bonnie Wright French were in Paris today at the Gare du Nord for a photo call. SO grown up! Meanwhile, Emma Watson’s new ads for Burberry have just been released. Full Story

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