My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’s mentioned twice now a feud with a frenemy since proven NOT to be Madonna. Full Story

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story

My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, and we walk the course with our bags on our backs and it’s a great workout and we hate (read: are too cheap for) rich people golf . Full Story

Melanie Griffith? A little, right? Not sure this is a good thing. Perhaps you have a different opinion. Here’s Renee Zellweger poseharding appropriately on Saturday night at the Los Angeles Gay& Lesbian Centre’s An Evening with Women. Love this dress. Because those little white tiaras (?) look like insects and I am all over printed animal clothing. Full Story

As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can choose to believe that her entire life is engineered and manufactured right down to her highlights. Full Story

Good luck to Vikramaditya Motwane, Reetika’s brother, whose film Udaan is the only Indian film being shown at Cannes! Rebecca – tagging along is a good idea! See you there? Happy 36th Birthday Gayle in Halifax from the Freeby Five Girls who have requested for you some Matt Damon and want you to know that the important lesson learned is to never drink and Twitter. Full Story

This is the bra that Gwyneth Paltrow should have worn last night to hold up her low breasts. Then again, Angie has always done well in this department. She can make herself fill out a sweater. Look at her in this sweater. There’s a little Sophia Loren/Gina Lollobrigida action happening in this sweater, non? Here’s the Jolie on location in Venice today with Johnny Depp, showing off those long ass scary skinny arms in a beater, sultry one minute, loose and relaxed the next while laughing with members of the crew. Full Story