Live like Tom Ford
If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside his lair. Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Celebrating T.I.’s Situation (Dlisted)
Hilary Duff’s lovely figure in peach (Hollywood Tuna)
Lilo begins her porn career (The Superficial)
Blake finally finds a dress that fits (Just Jared)
Did MK lose her neck? (Pop Sugar)
Lohan’s legs. Gross? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Most UNinspired casting EVER (INO)
Julia Stiles… is green. And funny! (Cele|bitchy)
Homewreckers celebrate on holiday (PopEater)
Harvey Milk Day? Vote YES! (Towleroad)
JailBait the player
Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. JailBait however, via her Twitter Full Story
The boy who kissed Chuck Bass
As revealed yesterday – spoiler alert – Chuck Bass on this season’s Gossip Girl will kiss a boy for Blair. The boy will be played by Neal Bledsoe and he was spotted on set today with Ed Westwick. Full Story
SnapFace throws down!
Renee Zellweger interview with CNN (thanks Andrea!) to promote My One & Only. A curious little answer when asked about being judged on appearances. CNN: (Your character) was judged on her looks many times in the film. Full Story
His yellow heart is so depressed
As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time at the recording studio. Full Story
High School Twilight
Non vampire arrivals yesterday in Vancouver as Michael Welch, Justin Chon, Anna Kendrick, and Christian Serratos are now in town for Eclipse. Christian Serratos – crazy ass gorgessity. Damn. That skin is ridiculous. As for Anna Kendrick – while the Twilight franchise might seem like the end all and be all for Twi-Hards, for Anna Kendrick is doesn’t even come close in prestige compared to what she has next: Up In The Air which will celebrate its highly anticipated debut at the Toronto International Film Festival. Full Story
August 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy Belated Birthday Kacie! Sorry I couldn’t get this out to you yesterday as you shared your birthday with Alexander Skarsgard. Am attaching a video for you. Not sure why I’m so amused by this clip. It’s the the Swedish talk, of course, and the boxers too. But his body language is much more relaxed, natural, uncampy, and they way it just cuts off abruptly will leave you wanting. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Anna Wintour on David Letterman. Did you watch? Loved every minute. More on that later.
First – my city is under siege. As if it wasn’t enough that Twi-Hards are arriving every day in the hopes of marrying Robert Pattinson or officiating his wedding to Kristen Stewart, Ebola Hilton is now in town, inciting a mob scene wherever it goes as paps wait to shoot its every move and idiots calling themselves fans begged for photos and autographs.
Really?
Why?
Because fame makes people cheap.
And people are dumb.
And we have much work to do. The public is ignorant of the disease. Virus education and prevention – they must be made aware. Also - if you Twi-Hards need an enemy….
Ebola is after your crew. Details below.
Late articles were posted yesterday including Lilo’s 24/7 drama and Melanie Griffith’s routine rehab. Scroll down for more. Am online all day today.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Feel sorry for him, he’s depressed
Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for violently assaulting his girlfriend. Oh yeah, he also tried to kill her. TMZ reports that Brown claims that since he beat Rihanna, and was arrested for it, he’s been “depressed”. Full Story
Chicken Fried hot red pants
Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and many of you have written, from many locations, to say that the energy level is different, that she seems to have elevated her game, that she now rubs herself onstage with some more enthusiasm. Full Story
