Man approval

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 13:39:00 November 11, 2009 13:39:00

Written by Jacek Lainey recently handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive ‘race’ and talked about the need for the Sexiest Man to meet certain criteria. One of which is the need for the man to be a guy’s guy. The kind of guy you could watch the football game with or go on-on-one on the court against. Full Story

The steeze in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 12:56:47 November 11, 2009 12:56:47

Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And they approve. Stewart’s stylist is hitting it everywhere. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 11:44:00 November 11, 2009 11:44:00

Hi Gossips…my turn for Tingles today. Lainey will return later this afternoon and I’ll try to get inspired for a couple more articles. I’m a bit spent after the last post. Bad, I know.

Steven Tyler’s new name (Dlisted)

Way to go Fergie. Lead by example! Children need that (Popeater)

I first thought this was Katie Holmes. Then I came to my senses (The Superficial)

Super hot as a brunette, meh as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)

You can cry on my shoulder Lindsay. Price. (Just Jared)

Kate Moss looking seriously ridden. Hard. (Pop Sugar)

KStew: Rob complicated. Taylor simple. (INO)

Anna Paquin in workout pants. Like it. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’m sure that’s all she’s blowing. Can't stand this chick (ASL)

Man tips – most of them are true (Betty Confidential)

Maybe next time they’ll --ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 10:43:00 November 11, 2009 10:43:00

Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what kind of pant/shoe combinations do and do not flatter a woman’s figure. Full Story

Carey in a gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 09:53:07 November 11, 2009 09:53:07

On the Met steps last night shooting a father daughter scene with Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone. Now that’s a gown. And I love the colour. And she is beautiful. And I’m so sorry but am in studio all day for several shoots, and had a deadline on a draft for a major piece and now I’ve run out of time. Full Story

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Franco soap stud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:49:49 November 11, 2009 07:49:49

While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest. Full Story

Just mail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:42:44 November 11, 2009 07:42:44

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story

Shelfy & Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:49:58 November 11, 2009 06:49:58

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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November 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:34:00 November 11, 2009 06:34:00

Congratulations to the organisers, the volunteers, and the sponsors who came together last night at the Giller Light Bash in support of literacy programs at Frontier College. Thanks to those who came to gossip – had a great time meeting you, had a great time yelling at the yappy crowd, and can’t wait to do it again next year. Full Story

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Mad Men the Season 3 finale on Sunday night – as usual, the writing was strong, the acting wonderful, and it set up an intriguing 4th year, more excellence from the reigning Emmy Award-winning best drama. So 2.3 million viewers rewarded Mad Men for its efforts, a full million LESS than that Kardashian business and the wedding episode featuring Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, making it the most watched telecast ever on the E! network among women 18 – 34.

Women 18 – 34 would RATHER watch that Kardashian bullsh-t than Mad Men…is that the message? And if that is indeed the message, if Mad Men can’t beat a Kardashian then what kind of a chance does Jon Hamm have at the Sexiest Man Alive? They’ve probably never even heard of Jon Hamm. They can name all ten thousand Kardashians but they likely don’t know Jon Hamm. I hate people.

On that cheerful note – it’s Tuesday, am online all day until the Giller Lite Bash tonight. We are promoting literacy. And, clearly, there’s an entire generation that needs it. Finally found my dress from Shrimpton Couture. It’s reworked vintage. Love it so much. Even Rachel Zoe shops at Shrimpton Couture these days. And Shrimpton Couture is Canadian.

See you tonight at the Giller Lite.

Yours in gossip,



PS. Heads up Vancouver: I hear often from many of you looking to break into show business and now the Insiders are sharing their knowledge. On November 16th at the Stanley Theatre, several industry players from film and television will be sharing their insight at an event to support the Performing Arts Lodge with a few surprise high profile guests that just might make you squeal. Click here for more information. As for your Twilight fans, this could be a good place to investigate the possibility of the 4th film Breaking Dawn coming back to Vancouver.

GMD in plaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 14:28:48 November 10, 2009 14:28:48

He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story