Josh’s travel suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 12:06:38 July 27, 2009 12:06:38

This is for Lara. At her stag this weekend, Kelly and Duana put together a game of Family Feud. Joshua Jackson was an answer in the category “Lara’s Celebrity Crushes” alongside Ed Westwick and Justin Timberlake. Lara will LOVE these photos. It’s Joshua at Vancouver airport leaving for Comic-Con with his co-star John Noble, looking so f-cking beautiful in a black suit, not acting like a total douchebag just because he’s getting papped. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 11:54:02 July 27, 2009 11:54:02

God’s hand and the homewrecker. Funniest sh-t EVER (Dlisted)

Ghetto tits, ghetto abs, luxe life. F-ck me. (Hollywood Tuna)

Wet Jakey on a horse is so much quiver! (Just Jared)

Yes! LipGloss Zac Efron WOULD taste like strawberries! (The Superficial)

Becks defends Posh! (Pop Sugar)

Lilo’s so hard up she has to hit up swag lounge…in person (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shia on a date (INO)

Kate Hudson and ARod kissing (Cele|bitchy)

How is Eva Mendes qualified to do this??? (ASL)

Sienna’s gorgeous NYLON shoot (PopEater)

Hugh’s weekend with the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 09:41:36 July 27, 2009 09:41:36

Hugh Jackman was photographed in NYC this weekend with his children Oscar and Ava. Hugh gets to stay close to family through the rest of summer and fall because he’ll be on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain, beginning previews on September 10th. Hugh and Daniel together…yum. On stage and on screen? The playwright Keith Huff has sold the film rights to the James Bond producers. Full Story

Hugging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 09:25:11 July 27, 2009 09:25:11

Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of whom approached him, not only for a picture, but also for…a hug. Full Story

True Blood Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 08:38:00 July 27, 2009 08:38:00

Sounds like it’s coming. The real vampires arrived in town for Comic-Con this weekend in time for a new episode that aired on HBO last night. Did you watch? Did you PVR? You are devoted, right? It’s the best, non? Here’s the cast on the panel and Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, and Alex Skarsgard out and about in San Diego and yes, Nelsan Ellis too, because he is so good, so electrifying, Alan Ball extended his time in Bon Temps despite the fact that he should have been terminated after Season 1. Full Story

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Meangirling Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 08:01:21 July 27, 2009 08:01:21

At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval of hardcore geeks everywhere and started the anticipation that led to its surprising success at the box office. Full Story

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Start the week with Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 07:08:56 July 27, 2009 07:08:56

Gladly. This is Cate Blanchett with husband Andrew Upton arriving at the Sydney Opera House for the Helpmann 2009 Awards honouring the performing arts. Cate and Andrew are currently co-artistic directors of the Sydney Theatre Company and Cate was nominated, though did not win, for Best Actress. Love her so much. Full Story

Drive-through Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 07:01:49 July 27, 2009 07:01:49

Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds. Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree. “You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean your children aren’t eating organic? (Tut, tut, tut!)” Go to Whole Foods right now. Full Story

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance – holy f-cking SUCK. And she spent all that time rehearsing? Hours and hours? And this is the very best they put together? OSCAR WORTHY???

Chicken Fried Britney’s half ass vaginal fondles at the MTV VMAs required more energy than what Robo delivered last night. Will elaborate later.

Twi-Hards congregated in San Diego yesterday for Twilight New Moon and screamed their tits off but it’s Johnny Depp’s worst kept secret surprise appearance to support Tim Burton that’s been the major coup of the convention so far. He is such a f-cking star. Laura had to lord it over me yesterday that she’s made him laugh before. Over the phone. It’s her favourite zinger and she uses it sparingly but it works every time. Bitch.

Friday. New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have been hotel hopping all week, still in Toronto and can’t wait to get home to Vancouver on Sunday but staying here at the new Hyatt Regency Toronto on King Street has been truly impressive. Many of you have emailed lately asking about a good place during TIFF. I’m a picky bitch. And my mother is even pickier. And she is threatening to move in for the weekend because not only is the bed perfect but the pillows are perfect and it’s so hard in a hotel to get perfect pillows but they’ve done it and almost everything else is right too, especially the wireless speed because some hotels have bullsh-t for wireless – except the Squawking Chicken’s only complaint (because there’s always one) is that they don’t have a microwave. Needless to say, she’s scraping. A big hotel that feels like a boutique hotel in a kick ass location. And the service is impeccable. See you during the festival? And for the benefit of you cynical crusty bitches out there – yeah, I’m paying.

PPS. Two girls in a limo is not Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson.

Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 13:41:21 July 24, 2009 13:41:21

Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story

It’s helping...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 12:23:00 July 24, 2009 12:23:00

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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