Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 12:30:13 April 30, 2010 12:30:13

What Heidi Montag will look like in a month (Dlisted)

Yay! Say Yay for the girls we are raising! (The Superficial)

Madonna’s diary!?!? (Popeater)

Fergie’s rock star outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt and the children play play play (Just Jared)

Gisele and Tom and the boys play play play (Pop Sugar)

Christina Aguilera rips off…everyone? (Towleroad)

More shots of Manslinger’s enhancements (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

While Chris Brown is still a whiny bitch, Rihanna looks beautiful shooting a video (ICYDK)

Mother Crazy defends her Daughter Anorexic (Cele|bitchy)

SJP green ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 11:02:02 April 30, 2010 11:02:02

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Full Story

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Crank Fugitive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:52:08 April 30, 2010 09:52:08

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ Full Story

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The GMD is the boss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:03:56 April 30, 2010 09:03:56

Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And he has the resources and the inclination to keep his movements undercover. Full Story

The Anniversary of their Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 08:20:53 April 30, 2010 08:20:53

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story

GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:35:27 April 30, 2010 07:35:27

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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April 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:14:00 April 30, 2010 07:14:00

What’s up Katie M? I heard it’s your last day. And while a love update on those two you’re always asking about may or may not be forthcoming, I do have one very, very important message for you: Andy & Maggie? They’ve been f-cking with your head. They have not seen the Lost finale. Full Story

Madonna & Daughter night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 13:48:13 April 29, 2010 13:48:13

We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new line of clothing aimed at teens called Material Girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 13:04:35 April 29, 2010 13:04:35

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)