She’s trying to f-cking TACKLE HIM!!! You have to wonder then… How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because… Umm… Check out what just happened in New York. They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck! So… If you’re her, and you see him, what purpose would this serve? Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Full Story
On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work on movies, JLo will also be recording a new album due out later this year and is writing songs about her children: "I worked on music while I was pregnant and while I was at home, but now to really get into it and focus on it and to finish the project is exciting. Full Story
I know you want this between your buns (Dlisted)
Fergie’s crazy (airbrushed) body (Hollywood Tuna)
Is the GMD turning Robo into a dancing herm? (Just Jared)
Chicken Fried wears panties??? (The Superficial)
Matt Damon and his girls in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)
Bill and Sookie’s True Blood sex from last night (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Do you believe Sienna Miller? (INO)
Spidey’s Ruby grew up so fast (Celebrity Baby Scoop)
Ugh. I know you love it. Bundchen BumpWatch (ICYDK)
Mimi’s answer to Eminem? (ASL)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in Vegas at the CineVegas 2009 Film Festival screening of (500) Days of Summer on Friday. It’s the film I most want to see this summer after Harry Potter. Have a feeling, if it’s good, that JGL might just be my Summer Crush. As Michelle says – well, he’s certainly young enough. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. Lilo makes the same claim. Full Story
The photo captions from the agency say he’s shooting Remember Me – first day on set – in New York. Doesn’t look like the wardrobe department had to stretch. Is he wearing his own clothes? Anyway, Twi-hards were jonesing all weekend because he hadn’t been seen. Withdrawal symptoms eased by group therapy sessions in chat rooms and message board. Full Story
As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he didn’t want to say more because he was worried about jinxing which is why I wrote last time that he needs your good vibes… And your good vibes, they worked! Taylor Kitsch has been confirmed Full Story
Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story
Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? Something very, very fake about her features. Full Story
Am in Toronto the next 2 weeks. Mother is making me host a dinner party tonight for cousin Gary’s university graduation and also S.M.U.T. (which is now sold out!) and of course the MMVAs on June 21st. The kids are already lining up around the block at the MuchMusic building. And it rained overnight. Apparently the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers are worth getting wet for.
Watched Two Lovers on the plane on the way over. Was reminded of what a great actor Joaquin Phoenix really is. Really, really great actor. And hot. Too bad he turned into such a crazy f-cker, although given my recent quiverings (Eminem…ugh) you’d think I’d be able to overlook it. Sigh. Need to see (500) Days of Summer. Have a feeling my Summer Crush this year will be Joseph Gordon Levitt – if the movie is any good. You build things up, and sometimes they don’t quite turn out the way you hope. Like Away We Go. More on that later.
It’s Friday. Am online all day. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.