Robo dances every day

April 13, 2009 14:41:33 Posted at April 13, 2009 14:41:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story

Easter Taupes

April 13, 2009 13:17:47 Posted at April 13, 2009 13:17:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize. Full Story

Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

April 13, 2009 12:03:13 Posted at April 13, 2009 12:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 13, 2009 11:26:03 Posted at April 13, 2009 11:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss gave up Footloose for THIS??? (Dlisted)

She didn’t overdress for Easter! (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarjo blames the media, claims she’s not hungry (Just Jared)

Would you rather: this music or Rossum music? (The Superficial)

Becks. Two looks. Enjoy. (Pop Sugar)

Her sister’s a famewhore too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ginger finds another really rich dude (INO)

Lilo: you know it’s bad when…(Cele|bitchy)

Violet’s little sister (ICYDK)

JailBait gets her Jonas back (A Socailite's Life)

He’s single…

April 13, 2009 10:55:11 Posted at April 13, 2009 10:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story

Little Edie for a year

April 13, 2009 10:05:00 Posted at April 13, 2009 10:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell it on the talk show circuit. Full Story

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Easter babies!

April 13, 2009 09:42:06 Posted at April 13, 2009 09:42:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know you all love babies. And so many famous babies were out and about this weekend for Easter. Here’s a random sampling – Coco Arquette turns 5 in June. Was seen with her parents Courteney and David heading to an Easter Egg hunt or something. Coco has great natural colouring. Nice warm skin. Full Story

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Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes

April 13, 2009 08:48:13 Posted at April 13, 2009 08:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched and pulled either. Full Story

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Porny emerges cruise-bound

April 13, 2009 07:13:04 Posted at April 13, 2009 07:13:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let them know you’re down. Which is why Papa Joe dragged Porny’s ass out to Beso the other night for a family dinner. Full Story

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Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth

April 13, 2009 06:56:44 Posted at April 13, 2009 06:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and the same one over and over again, like the rom-com version of Nicholas Cage, only not weird and fidgety and a model baby mother instead of a mail order bride. Full Story

LipGloss Fist Pump

April 13, 2009 06:41:26 Posted at April 13, 2009 06:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping is so not cool. The hair is even more uncool. Full Story

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