No Porny Riggins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 13:55:24 February 4, 2010 13:55:24

Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 11:09:00 February 4, 2010 11:09:00

This is what happens when you fall off the A List (Dlisted)

Finally. A brilliant, BRILLIANT career move (The Superficial)


Ugh. Do we have to add tongue to her list of tits and ass? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon, player (Just Jared)

Anna Paquin’s dressing problems continue off the carpet (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Biel – cheesy glamour shots! (Popoholic)

Cammie bendy in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Alba Bitch and her little bully (INO)

Why Swifty couldn’t sing(Cele|bitchy)

Manslinger’s open door

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 09:52:26 February 4, 2010 09:52:26

She’s shooting a new film called Earthbound in New Orleans. Yet another romance, this time about a woman with terminal cancer who falls for her doctor. The doctor is played by Gael Garcia Bernal which you’d think would give the movie some more cred – GGB is definitely not McConaughey – but that title. Full Story

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Crack hoarder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 07:55:56 February 4, 2010 07:55:56

Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls. Full Story

GOOP can’t crop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 07:27:16 February 4, 2010 07:27:16

Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week. Full Story

Teen Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 06:36:16 February 4, 2010 06:36:16

Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own age. Aside from being photographed on dates with Taylor Swift, how often does he roll with a younger crowd? Where are his friends? Note to Lautner Management: must audition friends. Full Story

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I will not spoil Lost for you. I will tell you however that the mind f-ckery continues. And I have never enjoyed getting my mind f-cked so much. Lost is one of the few shows I have to watch the same night, not only because in my business it’s too hard to avoid stumbling across a revelation but also because it’s a true television event.  Read Full Intro

Sandy says the right things

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 14:50:26 February 3, 2010 14:50:26

A few years ago, Eddie Murphy pissed on his Oscar chances with a sh-t movie called Norbit. The Norbit billboards directly faced the Kodak, described at the time like a slap in the face to Academy Members who frowned upon his indiscriminate film selections. Sandra Bullock was nominated yesterday for Best Actress. Full Story

Olsen Coat Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 14:02:57 February 3, 2010 14:02:57

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here  to see the current designs inspired by New York. Full Story

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