Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 11:12:49 August 27, 2009 11:12:49

Please. STOP. THIS. F-CKERY (DListed)

Cute body, cute baby, cute bikini (The Superficial)

When Shia got dumped (Just Jared)

Christina Ricci: amazing toned legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson: leather jacket, Batman, and he closed his mouth (Pop Sugar)

Will this happen to Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen Stefani’s backstage boys (INO)

GOOPy vs Martha!?!? (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Kournikova eats as often as she wins tennis tournaments (Popoholic)

The Queen goes both ways (PopEater)

Liz, Jack, and Snoopy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 10:01:27 August 27, 2009 10:01:27

Now here’s a woman who hasn’t invited Ebola Hilton onto her show for a guest appearance. Tina Fey once called Ebola a “piece of sh-t”. Tina is everything to be admired and respected in a woman in entertainment. If Tina Fey publicly called that disease a piece of sh-t, it IS a piece of sh-t. Full Story

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Primary cast at work, supporting cast arrives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 09:11:45 August 27, 2009 09:11:45

Photos of Twilight Eclipse cast in Vancouver: Jack Huston arrived yesterday. Smarmy looking dude. I guess that’s the point? Huston is playing Royce King. If memory serves he was the rich dude who raped Rosalie… ? And Justin Chon was spotted out and about Vancouver, much better with shorter hair. Full Story

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Degrassi red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 08:00:58 August 27, 2009 08:00:58

Degrassi Goes Hollywood, the show’s first movie, broke records at The N a couple of weeks ago in America as the most–watched, highest-rated telecast ever for the network. Canadian shows have been kicking ass lately with the major players. And both Degrassi and Flashpoint received Gemini Award nominations this week. Full Story

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Kings of Leon: LAX

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 07:34:29 August 27, 2009 07:34:29

Photographed leaving Los Angeles yesterday – Caleb, Nathan, Jared, Matthew, also known as Kings of Leon. This is the summer they became mainstream and very popular. Now everyone is a KoL expert, everyone knows enough to claim that Because of the Times is better than Only By The Night, Sex On Fire is the new cougar anthem, and the MiniVan Majority can’t wait to play it after the kids go to bed. Full Story

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Sandy & Coop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 07:21:00 August 27, 2009 07:21:00

Love Sandra Bullock so much. Did not love her last night in LA for the premiere of All About Steve. She looked much better while promoting The Proposal. Hate the dress – way too busy – and she seems to hate it too. When a woman doesn’t like her outfit, it shows. Strangely enough the way she appeared on the carpet appears to mirror the way she appears in the movies. Full Story

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s not only the girls outside the courthouse cheering on Chris Brown, it’s also the f-cking ignorant generation all over the internet, with comments ranging from “he doesn’t deserve 5 years probation, that’s too long” to my personal favourite “she musta asked for it”.

But this kind of dumbassness is not limited to degenerates with nothing better to do but argue with other degenerates on message boards.

Have a look at People.com and its headline about Brown and Rihanna’s violent past. The qualifying statement on the site’s HOME PAGE reads:

Three months prior to their Feb. 8 fight, the "Umbrella" singer slapped him during an argument.


Way to blame the bitch!

By contrast, Us Weekly, which is considered more “tabloidy” than celebrity asskissing People, chose to represent the story this way:

Chris Brown Involved in Previous "Domestic Violence" Incidents With Rihanna

MUCH more neutral. And the subject of the sentence, the weight of sentence, is with the criminal. The criminal who decided to wail on his girl. You know that criminal?

Not really sure if People.com knows who the criminal is.

I need some fried rice.

It’s Wednesday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Man x 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 15:20:54 August 26, 2009 15:20:54

These elfin actors running around – Efron, Crawford, Pattinson – they’re boys. And here are the men. EW.com has released the first promotional photo of Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman in advance of their upcoming show on Broadway A Steady Rain. Full Story

Oh Rumey, shut your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 13:21:00 August 26, 2009 13:21:00

Asstalking is sweeping the continent. This time it’s my Rumer Willis. Rumey has managed to nail down a few roles here and there. Suddenly it’s gone to her head, and now she’s insisting that her 3 famous parents have nothing to do with her success. That she is getting jobs on talent and not on connection. Full Story

Live like Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 11:43:42 August 26, 2009 11:43:42

If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside his lair. Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 11:12:50 August 26, 2009 11:12:50

Celebrating T.I.’s Situation (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff’s lovely figure in peach (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo begins her porn career (The Superficial)

Blake finally finds a dress that fits (Just Jared)

Did MK lose her neck? (Pop Sugar)

Lohan’s legs. Gross? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Most UNinspired casting EVER (INO)

Julia Stiles… is green. And funny! (Cele|bitchy)

Homewreckers celebrate on holiday (PopEater)

Harvey Milk Day? Vote YES! (Towleroad)