For hire or for pleasure?

January 28, 2009 09:45:05 Posted at January 28, 2009 09:45:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson at a club – where else??? – last night in Atlanta. She insists she doesn’t get paid to show up at parties… so she flew across the country just to hit up a bar with some randoms? Needless to say, she probably wasn’t cranked out either. No. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Brad and baby bjorns

January 28, 2009 08:15:23 Posted at January 28, 2009 08:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Japan at a Benjamin Button presser probably trying to talk about the movie while Hello Kitties just wanted to throw stuffed toys at them and cry. I like the way his sweater fits. And his pants. And his gait. Brad in motion photos are always better than when he’s holding his body still. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

Does she need a job?

January 28, 2009 06:48:47 Posted at January 28, 2009 06:48:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because she’s sure is whoring it out like she does. Check out Geri Halliwell showing off her big ass new engagement ring valued at almost half a million (US$) arriving in Madrid today with her new fiancé – the “yacht tycoon” (???) – taking a page out of Victoria Beckham’s airport paparazzi styles… It’ll help with the negotiations, you know? The wedding photos. Full Story

Three Whiskers got a job!

January 28, 2009 06:42:00 Posted at January 28, 2009 06:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a long, long time. And he owes Mark Ruffalo. Mark is directing a new film called Sympathy for Delicious and because he’s the sweetest guy ever has charitably offered Orlando Bloom a part. But can Orly keep up? Delicious also stars the underrated Laura Linney who, obviously, can act circles around Orly’s pretty (but useless) little ass. Full Story

Amy’s new job!

January 28, 2009 06:33:09 Posted at January 28, 2009 06:33:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Short maternity leave. Check out Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones yesterday shooting scenes for Amy’s new pilot for NBC from Greg Daniels, executive producer of The Office. The project still does not have a title but word is Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Baby blue track pants!

January 28, 2009 06:23:13 Posted at January 28, 2009 06:23:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also drive camaros. And here’s the Sexiest Man Alive surrounded by paps at the park. Full Story

View All 10 Photos
Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

You’d think it’d be about the girl sh-t this Oscar season with so many hotly contested races. Turns out, the boys can be just as bitchy. More on that later.

Smutty updates today on the Freeze’s face, Xenu’s Russian courtship, and another setback ahead for Porny Simpson? Like those photos, despite giving us so much pleasure, weren’t bad enough, now it’s her career in crisis.

It’s Tuesday – am online all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Vicky Cristina Barcelona – did you see it? Penelope Cruz is spectacular. And Javier Bardem… after this film, you will know Javier Bardem. The underrated Rebecca Hall will give you the girl quivers too. Vicky Cristina Barcelona comes out on DVD today. Want a copy? If interested, send an email to with Vicky as the title.  We'll draw the name on Monday.

Olga is not demode

January 27, 2009 14:43:59 Posted at January 27, 2009 14:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Olga Kurylenko is in Paris for Fashion Week – at Chanel today and look! Blessed by the Karl himself! Karl seems to be quite pleased by this new Bond girl. But of course not quite as taken as he is by Keira Knightley who is very thin and doesn’t do anything disgusting … like eat food. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Punk ass demode

January 27, 2009 13:36:05 Posted at January 27, 2009 13:36:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. Britney’s fan base aged with her, they followed her. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

What’s Freezy doing?

January 27, 2009 12:22:04 Posted at January 27, 2009 12:22:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been hiding out in Nashville waiting for the Australia tide of disappointment to recede. For the most part, she’s been able to steer remarkably clear of the paps. Probably because paps don’t really hang out much in Nashville…only when she calls them. Full Story