Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:30:01 June 9, 2009 11:30:01

More evidence that the Alba Demon is So. F-cking. Stupid. (Dlisted)

Lilo’s crack legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Something for my husband (The Superficial)

Becks high kicks! (Pop Sugar)

My hair on Friday was almost like Beyonce’s. Almost. (Just Jared)

Whitney Port has an ass??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Winslet’s next move (INO)

Look out! JailBait is single! (E! Online)

There is no end to the f-ckery (Holy Moly)

Madame Charlize (Popoholic)

They grow up so fast…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 08:42:00 June 9, 2009 08:42:00

The train is approaching. The Half Blood Prince is coming… Finally the promotional push begins for the sixth movie – yay! Oliver and James Phelses (Fred and George), Tom Felton, and Bonnie Wright French were in Paris today at the Gare du Nord for a photo call. SO grown up! Meanwhile, Emma Watson’s new ads for Burberry have just been released. Full Story

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Sandra in NY, Ryan in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:48:12 June 9, 2009 07:48:12

Promoting their film The Proposal. Sandy taped an appearance for Letterman last night, pictured outside the theatre with a Cruella-ish blonde stripe – don’t like but whatever, it’s Sandy. She’s the best. And she had to work with the whiniest. That would be Ryan Reynolds who was in Toronto yesterday for an appearance on MuchMusic, smug foundation face fully intact. Full Story

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Prince & Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:28:53 June 9, 2009 07:28:53

Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story

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I would get a reduction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 06:51:47 June 9, 2009 06:51:47

A major improvement on that tacky ass sh-t she was wearing during the day yesterday – click here if you missed it – this is Porny out for dinner last night in New York with her mother in a sleek black dress with a little leather jacket and a pair of undoubtedly expensive shoes that she manages, in her trademark way, to make look cheap by simply wearing them. Full Story

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June 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 06:38:42 June 9, 2009 06:38:42

Congratulations to Rob and Haniya on the arrival of little Obi Samuel S! And to my trainer Hayley McGowan from Beth: “You totally need to send some smut Hayley's way because she rocked the Oliver Half Iron like it was a hurricane. She passed my sorry ass on the run and i wanted to say something clever but couldn't think of anything cool and only managed to say, good job. Full Story

Monday, June 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s official: Bradley Cooper is a smash hit. A $43 million opening for The Hangover exceeded all expectations and has firmly established Bradley, the film’s primary posterboy, as a Hollywood player. Not surprisingly, The Hangover 2 is already in the works.

Also official:

I need to be Neil Patrick Harris’s hag. Desperately.

Did you watch the Tony Awards? I tweeted the Tony Awards – check my Twitter here. It was a night for queens: Liza, Dolly, Jane Fonda, Elton John, and more. And NPH closed the show with a number that not only rivalled Wolverine, he may have even owned him…

Oh no I didn’t. Oh yes I did.

Monday – blogging all day. Manslinger’s night out, a missing Granny Freeze?, photos from Broadway, and yes Twi-hards, something for you too.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Lilo cranked & caged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 17:20:23 June 8, 2009 17:20:23

Heads up to the producers of The Other Side who recently took a huge gamble on Lindsay Lohan – it’s a long summer ahead and filming does not begin until October. Are you sure? There’s still time. Because… The insurers will not like this. As you know Lilo has taken her shenanigans to London, stalking Samantha Ronson from club to hotel. Full Story

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Who shops for her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 15:59:00 June 8, 2009 15:59:00

I desperately need to know. Whoever it is, he/she needs to be terminated. That sh-t is horrendous. Sigh. Porny arrived in New York today. Was photographed heading to a meeting. From the waist down we’re good. She’s been working out, she’s showing off her lean legs. On top though, on top this is painful. Full Story

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Jo at the gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 13:34:00 June 8, 2009 13:34:00

Our heroine JK Rowling attended the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Party on Saturday held at Hampton Court Palace with her husband looking lovely in blue. We’re now 5 weeks away from the release of the Half Blood Prince film. And it’s been almost 2 years since the Deathly Hallows concluded Harry’s story. Full Story