Predictable Alba

January 26, 2009 14:52:40 Posted at January 26, 2009 14:52:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba was nominated for multiple Razzies last week despite ongoing efforts at wooing the MiniVan and playing like she’s civic minded. I wrote at the time: How long before the Alba Cow rushes out new photos of herself playing with her daughter to try and erase from public minds the memory of these Razzie noms? I say the weekend. Full Story

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Jolie inspiration

January 26, 2009 13:13:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 13:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Angelina Jolie’s bitchface at the Critics’ Choice Awards when Anne Hathaway started dithering on stage? Angie is a novice compared to the legendary Sophia Loren. Here in Rome today with Daniel Day-Lewis on the set of Nine – the longest shoot ever!?!? – treating us to a clinic on how to give face. Full Story

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Michael Cera sucks

January 26, 2009 11:59:33 Posted at January 26, 2009 11:59:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And there is no pleasure in saying this. Because he’s supposed to be a sweet kid…when he’s not flailing his ego about and pissing on the movie version of the tv show that made him. But it’s true. Michael Cera’s Paper Heart ate it at Sundance. Touted as one of the most highly anticipated films at the film festival, Paper Heart ended up falling flat. Full Story

Somebody and Nobody

January 26, 2009 11:47:20 Posted at January 26, 2009 11:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D List dragged in. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 26, 2009 11:10:14 Posted at January 26, 2009 11:10:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where the Silver Fox puts his bitch (Dlisted)

Tinfoil on her bikini and tacky in her ears (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle is a poet (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab v2.0 (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jason Bourne > James Bond? (Pop Sugar)

JailBait rides a stallion (A Socialite's Life)

Love the 80s. LOVE this photo shoot (INO)

Triangle showdown at the Oscars! (Cele|bitchy)

Only 39? Bullsh-t. (IDLYITW)

Her boyfriend is prettier than her dress (ICYDK)

Even her

January 26, 2009 10:38:24 Posted at January 26, 2009 10:38:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed by her standards. Full Story

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Posh is jealous

January 26, 2009 09:46:51 Posted at January 26, 2009 09:46:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Lohan hags were in New York this weekend shopping for the paps. Ali Lohan desperately needs a job, obviously. Lilo’s efforts at promoting her sister however were wasted because the only thing anyone can focus on coming out of these photos is her alarming thinnification. Her arms and now her legs. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse no Chelsy

January 26, 2009 08:38:49 Posted at January 26, 2009 08:38:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, her own career, Chelsy broke up with Harry even though they’re both still in love… The timing is wrong. Full Story

Porny Happy New Year!

January 26, 2009 08:15:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know the photo. The Classic Jessica Simpson High Waisted Photo. It made our lives. It continues to make our lives. On a rainy day. If work is the sh-ts. If your mother won’t get off your ass about sending her to Vegas for her birthday… There’s Porny in her pants giving us a reason to live again. Full Story

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SAG Worst: Eva Longoria

January 26, 2009 07:59:26 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria? I don’t understand. Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’t belong on this dress. Full Story

Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood

January 26, 2009 07:55:25 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:55:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita homewreckage – I’ll argue for her: She was a child with lofty ideals and naïve underdog sympathies. Full Story

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