Jason Stackhouse, you clean up NICE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 11:26:00 August 18, 2009 11:26:00

JEYE-son. That’s how they say it. JEYE-son…what the hale were you thankin’? Love True Blood SO much. It’s so bad it’s good. Deliciously campy. And lines like these, from this week’s episode:It’s the way ah was raised up. And Nordic sex gods like Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:56:34 August 18, 2009 10:56:34

Will the Brange Machine ever speak to Tarantino again??? (DListed)

Grow a big ass, become an actor (PopEater)

Blake Lively wearing the wrong size. Again (Hollywood Tuna)

SnapFace Renee Zellweger: her bag is bigger than her body! (Just Jared)

David Beckham rolls up his sleeves (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. September Vogue Charlize Theron looks miserable (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

La Lopez In Style (INO)

Dumb.Ass. (The Blemish)

Evan Rachel Wood. Gorgeous. (Popoholic)

Madonna redefines the PUH (The Superficial)

Play by play pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:09:14 August 18, 2009 10:09:14

Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now you must be ready. Full Story

Unfixable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:11:12 August 18, 2009 08:11:12

It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting Full Story

Hair, hoods, and first day shoots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:55:55 August 18, 2009 07:55:55

Kristen Stewart was spotted yesterday at the salon. They were testing out new wigs and hair options. Am told that are looking into the possibility of not weaving it so that she can just rip that sh-t off at the end of the day and be done, although it probably takes forever and a lot more effort. They’re still figuring it out. Full Story

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Buble’s new blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:22:41 August 18, 2009 07:22:41

Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be the only bitch who doesn’t quiver at his cheese. Full Story

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Real Actors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:12:40 August 18, 2009 07:12:40

They f-ck my sh-t up. Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard yesterday in Paris shooting Inception. Obviously they’re lovers. Obviously they’re sharing a tender moment. Obviously he’s completely in love with her. Completely. Wants to marry her, wants to have babies with her, wants her to be Marion DiCaprio. Full Story

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August 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 06:59:13 August 18, 2009 06:59:13

For Lisa: A pity party in your case is totally understandable. Jennifer Aniston’s pity parties are a different story. She cries when she doesn’t like her highlights. It’s exhausting. I can’t offer any words to make up for your loss. Am hoping then to ease the day a little with your request: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Ewan McGregor. Full Story

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Rushed home to Vancouver from Toronto on no sleep after Lara & Ryan’s allnighter wedding celebration for Kings of Leon and it was well worth it. For the music and the quiver and an impressive Vancouver crowd that, for once, did not stay seated during a concert, and also a chatty Caleb Followill whose speaking voice is as sexy, if not sexier, than his singing voice. I went with a lesbian, even she felt a little loving in her lady business.

When Jared is on his knees though…oh la…

God save the girls.

It’s Monday. Am online all day and if I seem crustier than usual it’s because I am. Training for TIFF begins today. Running, getting tortured by Hayley, chicken breast (ugh) and vegetables and limited access to my Grey Goose for 3 weeks. F-ck.

Porny, GOOPy, Twilight, and Brand strange coming up. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 16:26:00 August 17, 2009 16:26:00

It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone are the days when Pattinson would be able to walk to Yaletown without security for brunch on Sunday. Full Story

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