Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:57:45 December 30, 2009 08:57:45

Because former working girls always tell the truth on Twitter (Dlisted)

Why is it considered demure to cover your bare breast with a few fingernails? (The Superficial)

Drama in Vagina Virgin Territory, and a countdown to a Jen vs Angie showdown! (Popeater)

Christina Riccie: skinny jeans and a new weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Draco Malfoy on the beach (Just Jared)

The year in Baby Bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mother Knowles loves to gossip (INO)

Gaga…and SuBo? (Cele|bitchy)

Everybody hates Megan Fox? (ASL)

Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:23:39 December 30, 2009 08:23:39

You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story

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Cam works a lot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 07:49:03 December 30, 2009 07:49:03

She juuust wrapped on Knight & Day with the GMD, now already she’s back on set of another film called The Green Hornet with Seth Rogen yesterday in LA. Hornet is due for a Christmas release in 2010. In addition to Hornet however, Cam has Shrek in May and Knight & Day for the 4th of July weekend… Three major films next year. Full Story

Buff Billy Elliott

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:55:01 December 30, 2009 06:55:01

Well hello Jamie Bell. I like your V. Billy Elliott is 22. And he’s in a new film called The Eagle of the Ninth starring Channing Tatum and Donald Sutherland. It’s 140AD. Jamie is a slave in a Britain run by Romans serving Tatum’s character who, naturally, is the hero. Ummm… Does this mean Channing Tatum will be doing an accent? Because… Please. Full Story

Brange family set visit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:39:37 December 30, 2009 06:39:37

The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. Reminds me of those famous photos – remember? During the first year of the Brange, she was shooting The Good Shepherd in New York having recently brought Z home, and Brad came with Maddox, carrying Z, and a bottle in his back pocket. Full Story

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December 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:16:46 December 30, 2009 06:16:46

Happy 37th Birthday Dana! We are not old; we are simply 20 with 17 years experience. I’m looking forward to solving more blind riddles with you in the New Year. Love your partner in smut! Christine  Full Story

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Forgot to mention that we saw Nine on the weekend. They’re right. Wasn’t great. It was however great for Jacek who was nearly paralysed with want for Marion Cotillard. As far as he’s concerned, she is the only name on his Freebie 5, with Penelope Cruz, who was also sublime, a distant sixth.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 12:17:18 December 29, 2009 12:17:18

Who are the losers who line up for Lohan? (The Superficial)

This is not Kanye West (Dlisted

This bitch claims she’s a model. I’ve not seen her model anything but a blowjob (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Taupe in boring brown cords (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss at Avatar (Just Jared)

From Christian Slater…to this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Another Why Is posing in a bikini (Popoholic)

Kesha threw up in Ebola’s closet (Towleroad)

That child’s father is a creepy looking motherf-cker (The Blemish)

The year in tabloid covers. Note Life & Style and Star and In Touch. Sh-ttiest batting average ever (Popeater)

Best of 2009: Belligerate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:20:10 December 29, 2009 09:20:10

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story