August 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2009 06:48:26 August 21, 2009 06:48:26

For Danny who loves Kelly so much and came through so beautifully when it mattered most and for Kelly who is recovering – am happy you’re catching up on gossip again. And, um, good luck managing the next 8 months with a husband who can’t play golf. Get well soon. Big hug. Happy Belated 30th Birthday to Megan H in Vancouver! I want to see this autographed photo of Taylor Kitsch. Full Story

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Guest list for TIFF was released today. It’s a very heavy celebrity slate. More on that later but for now…two words: Tom Ford.

Gah!

I have a friend, a journalist, who was once completely dressed down by him on a red carpet at a party in Cannes. Totally made her life.

TIFF is only 3 weeks away. Am currently on TIFF training regimen. After 100 squat kicks the other day there’s a sprain in my ass. For Tom Ford? Totally worth it.

Some exciting TIFF opportunities are coming up here on the site. Will be announcing shortly – stay tuned!

It’s Thursday – new posts all day, scroll down for late posts yesterday including commentary on Dane and Gayheart.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Dakota and a charitable gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 15:59:00 August 20, 2009 15:59:00

Dakota Fanning arrived back in Vancouver today to work on Eclipse. Looked happy and excited, signed autographs for fans. As already mentioned, Vancouver is now a hotspot for LA based paps, numbering over 20 as of today with 7 new arrivals. Is that legal? Kristen Stewart hit up the hair salon yesterday and was followed by 10 cars, and they waited for her outside to come out. Full Story

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Rachel watches Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 14:40:00 August 20, 2009 14:40:00

Last night at Hamlet in London, Rachel McAdams was in the audience watching her Sherlock co-star perform on stage. Thanks to Gretchen for the heads up! After the show, Rachel and her companion, a blonde woman, went backstage to visit with Jude. They stayed for a while and then quickly dashed away. There’s a glimpse of her head and a satin pink shirt. Full Story

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Lilo: new lips, new face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:56:22 August 20, 2009 11:56:22

She’s cranked up all over New York this week, surrounded by sycophants, spending her days shopping, her nights trying to be seen. You’ll note – she was not at The September Issue premiere last night. Please. Like Anna Wintour would have allowed it. Instead, Lindsay Lohan decided to show off her new lips. Full Story

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The Mighty Opes & Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:16:42 August 20, 2009 11:16:42

The TIFF guest list was released this morning. Stacked with celebrities. None more powerful of course than the Mighty Herself, Oprah Winfrey. Looks like Precious is making an Oscar push. And as we all know, Oscar campaigns begin in Toronto. Which is why the Opes, being a producer, along with Tyler Perry, is throwing Her influence around where it’s needed to see this through. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:08:19 August 20, 2009 11:08:19

Where Tom Cruise will be shopping (DListed)

And the People created these monsters. The People suck (The Superficial)

More Tori in the morning? Throw up every day (Just Jared)

Are they poor??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Now I get it. Because I can’t stop staring at her bare breasts – NUDITY (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen can wear anything (Pop Sugar)

The weirdest shot of Taupe Jennifer Garner’s neck (INO)

Please. Johnny Depp is probably the only actor who doesn’t care about Oscar (Cele|bitchy)

Poor Mandy Moore – the first time she’s acted in over 2 years (Popoholic)

THIS is what we were waiting for??? I hate it (PopEater)

September Issue BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 09:42:30 August 20, 2009 09:42:30

As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Full Story

Snap & Stiff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 09:00:18 August 20, 2009 09:00:18

I know what it’s like to pose and look stupid. This is my problem in a photo shoot. The way they ask you to stand in the most flattering way to catch the light, it’s not comfortable at all. That’s the gift of a model. They work that sh-t and the pictures come out and they look natural. Full Story

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Keri Hilson: sh-t by association

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 08:29:00 August 20, 2009 08:29:00

Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the life? All he did, after all, was pound his girlfriend’s face with his fist, bite her, kick her, almost kill her, and walk away unpunished, no consequences. Full Story