Washed her out. Badly. She has such beautiful skin. Normally it pops. The taupe stopped the pop. The taupe killed the pop. Duana took issue with the chest area. The way the tulle is pinned - it’s a mess. And look closely. See if you can zoom in to where the bodice meets the skirt. The exposed stitching…it’s WHITE. Full Story
It’s a real woman’s body, right? Especially in this dress. Authentic breasts, the presence of hips – HIPS! – and curves and an ass and she’s fit, but she eats too, and while there may or may not be some Spanx activation, at the same time you also know she’s not a double user like Beyonce, who sucks in that sh-t with two pairs on the regular and sometimes, they say, even three. Full Story
That’s a sick body. But that is also a low classy looking dress. And it breaks my heart. Because as you know, Emily Blunt is a favourite. But this…this is budget. When the seam that splits from her breasts does not travel a straight line down, all the way down, to me that screams cheap. It’s unpolished. Full Story
She’s normally at hot mess at awards shows. Like, Jenna Fischer canNOT get it together. So, all things considered, this isn’t bad. Nothing stands out, nothing offends, nothing terribly remarkable, the hair is soft and wavy, the makeup soft and pretty, the breasts respectfully and not garishly on display…. Full Story
It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. Full Story
Slumdog is sweeping everything. Like, everything. But never forget what the Academy did to Brokeback. So the SAGs happened last night. The Brange, as usual, had them screaming loudest even though Angelina decided to put everyone to sleep in her toga. But Meryl, Kate, Tina Fey…how’s that for a power lady trifecta? We’ll break down the Oscar implications in the days to come. Full Story
We were writing to each other back and forth about this last night after The Office:
Is Hilary Swank hot? Note…the key word is HOT. Like, why is this even a discussion? Because never mind hot, whether or not she’s pretty is even arguable. D says she’s pretty. Really? To me she’s not pretty. Pretty is a soft word. There is nothing soft about Hilary Swank. Perhaps you disagree. Check the poll.
It’ll be lighter today for New Year preparations. Must clean, must launder. Remember, no sweeping, no dusting, no cleaning of any kind after Sunday night til at least Wednesday. Some people don’t even wash their hair. That’s a little old school for us. I won’t wash on New Year’s day but beyond that, if it’s itchy, it’s getting washed.
Have a great weekend!
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!
Yours in gossip,
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There he is! George Clooney on the set of ER in scrubs – Doug Ross is back! And he looks great! Storyline not yet confirmed and no reports of Nurse Hathaway Julianna Margulies changing her mind and making a visit too so it sounds like for now, Dr Ross’s return is solo. And obviously he’s at the hospital. Full Story
Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not with the First Family in between the Obama Girls. Full Story
In a while. Sienna Miller to Broadway in September in After Miss Julie. It’s one of only three roles in the production and it’s a very good opportunity for Sienna to do something other than date married men and stumble out of bars with married men in the middle of the night. The optics… the optics of her antics, though they may be innocent, are never interpreted in her favour. Full Story