Glee at the mall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 09:09:00 November 3, 2009 09:09:00

The mall tour is underway – first stop: Long Island Roosevelt Field Mall where the cast of Glee signed autographs and posed for photos yesterday in support of the release of Glee: The Music Volume 1. In six months it’ll be very uncool. Right now, it’s totally ok to play in the car. Full Story

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What happens…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 08:23:46 November 3, 2009 08:23:46

When she walks on her own. See? She can’t. When she tries, she trips. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH. This is Mimi on Jay Leno last night tottering out on her own. She was a very good sport about her stumble but it’s obvious, without the handholder, here is the proof: Mariah Carey is incapable of independent ambulation. Full Story

Gwyneth humiliated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 08:12:30 November 3, 2009 08:12:30

Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again. Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 07:35:17 November 3, 2009 07:35:17

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Rihanna talks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 07:10:00 November 3, 2009 07:10:00

Nine months after Chris Brown assaulted her, Rihanna is addressing the night she “went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears”. This is how she describes the “level of media chaos” that resulted from the incident, telling Glamour that "the positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. Full Story

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all the English who emailed last week in response to Why Is Katie Price. They’re mining for stars the same way on both sides of the pond. And we are all inundated with the resulting riffraff.

We are also being entertained by the Family Lohan drama, yet another round of everyone hates daddy, and an alliance between Lindsay and Dina against Michael because he keeps running to the media to expose her addiction…which she, of course, denies. On Twitter. Always and everything on Twitter. You’ll enjoy this People.com report on the situation – still camping inside Lilo’s anal cavity – with no attempt to at least reference Lindsay’s dubious claim of sobriety because the ONLY side worth promoting is the side of the celebrity…right?

Well not according to Mad. Thanks to Karen S for the link. “You’re a bad man, Chris Brown”. LOVE IT.

It’s Monday – Jacek and I were married 8 years ago today, on a Friday, six months before we had originally planned because November 2nd was the luckiest day, according to the feng shui master, for our charts. We are still celebrating in Tofino. It’s been magic.

Am online all day, check back back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Jen at the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 15:24:00 November 2, 2009 15:24:00

Is not like Posh. Posh goes to a wedding and upstages the bride. Jennifer Aniston, while riddled with insecurities of her own, wouldn’t violate Girl Code so flagrantly. But she is smart enough to show off those legs. Angie beats her in the face but Jen has better legs. Flaunting them at a wedding… it’s a great place to meet a man. Full Story

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The best anniversary present EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:50:30 November 2, 2009 12:50:30

Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:00:51 November 2, 2009 12:00:51

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 10:49:00 November 2, 2009 10:49:00

Why Jeremy Piven grew breasts (Dlisted)

A long list of Why Is in Halloween costumes (The Superficial)

Kevin Spacey is a bitch ass (Popeater)

Rihanna dresses less for Halloween (Hollywood Tuna)

The Chosen One goes door to door! (Just Jared)

Jessica Simpsony’s massive porny tit comes out for Halloween (Pop Sugar)

Ed Norton’s fast time (INO)

Ebola with Chanel between its legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A child star doing normal things? Shocked (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson parties in Japan (ASL)

Lilo & Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 09:11:54 November 2, 2009 09:11:54

According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that: He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. Full Story