Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 11:54:10 June 2, 2009 11:54:10

For any of you who still doubt that my Twi-hard hate mail is fake (Dlisted)

Am sad that she doesn’t eat anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox loved her hair, even though everyone else didn’t (The Superficial)

Never sad to see Hugh in a tux (Just Jared)

But the question is – did Reese have to pay for them? (Pop Sugar)

Why is Letterman inviting this sh-t??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every Twi-hard would die, literally, for this chance (INO)

The only time Ebola turns down a set of balls and it’s the worst mistake ever (Holy Moly)

You will disagree, but Leighton’s was my favourite (Popoholic)

Kristin Cavallari is always a step behind (The Blemish)

Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 10:00:26 June 2, 2009 10:00:26

Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough. Full Story

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Kelly, Gaga, and Vaginas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:49:41 June 2, 2009 08:49:41

This is Kelly Clarkson in Australia today promoting her album All I Ever Wanted. She’ll continue promoting it in Canada, specifically Toronto, on June 21, at the MuchMusic Video Awards joining Lady Gaga and the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers on a star studded list of performers and presenters. I Do Not Hook Up is on my running playlist right now. Full Story

Em & all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:33:13 June 2, 2009 08:33:13

Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 people left who still want him as a boyfriend. Full Story

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Sandy & Smug Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:13:46 June 2, 2009 08:13:46

At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because it kept looping on the movie channel. And it was never boring. Full Story

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Maya & John’s little movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:30:47 June 2, 2009 07:30:47

The stars of Away We Go, Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski at the screening last night adorably like their characters: unglamorous, awkward, and pregnant! Maya is expecting her second with Paul Thomas Anderson, great timing, and John and girlfriend Emily Blunt are doing it long distance since she’s shooting Gulliver’s Travels in England. Full Story

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First since Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:20:26 June 2, 2009 07:20:26

It’s Kate Winslet’s first carpet since winning her Oscar in February. She said she wanted to retreat, spend time with her children, her husband, and not work for a while. Unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, she’s true to her word. But she hit the circuit last night in support of Sam Mendes. Full Story

June 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:10:27 June 2, 2009 07:10:27

Congratulations Kiran G on graduating from SFU with your BBA! Happy Sweet 16 to Keirra from Abby! Besitos from Argentina! Can’t wait till we can party in BA! Congrats to Christina W, Stephanie M, Alyssa B, Blaine M, and Alison C for winning the Salon make-over portion of the Schwarzkopf OSiS Glamour Queen contest we ran earlier this year, and to David & Stacey K from Winnipeg for taking in the grand prize! Full Story

Monday, June 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Only at MTV does an Oscar winner lose out to vampire fan fiction cheese. But while Twilight may have been the big winner, the smuttiest moment of the night was of course when Bruno’s ass took out Eminem.

True or fraud?

Check the poll.

My thoughts to follow. Also fashion highlights and lowlights. Ugh. Megan Fox. Ugh JailBait Miley Cyrus. Who’s worse?

A serious lack of major star power last night, non? Cameron Diaz, Denzel, and the rest felt like the Kids’ Choice Awards.

But Fight Club reunited on Saturday night! Brad and Edward and a hot leather jacket together again. YUM.

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day, trying not to be tempted by the golf weather.

Also – was tweeting during the Movie Awards. Click here for my Twitter.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Big love to Jessi Cruickshank and Dan Levy who co-hosted the MTV Movie Awards red carpet last night with Sway. Two Canadians broadcasting live on a major night in Hollywood. Yes.

Conflicted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 15:31:07 June 1, 2009 15:31:07

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

One of these is a Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 12:47:12 June 1, 2009 12:47:12

Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Full Story