June 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:10:27 June 2, 2009 07:10:27

Congratulations Kiran G on graduating from SFU with your BBA! Happy Sweet 16 to Keirra from Abby! Besitos from Argentina! Can’t wait till we can party in BA! Congrats to Christina W, Stephanie M, Alyssa B, Blaine M, and Alison C for winning the Salon make-over portion of the Schwarzkopf OSiS Glamour Queen contest we ran earlier this year, and to David & Stacey K from Winnipeg for taking in the grand prize! Full Story

Monday, June 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Only at MTV does an Oscar winner lose out to vampire fan fiction cheese. But while Twilight may have been the big winner, the smuttiest moment of the night was of course when Bruno’s ass took out Eminem.

True or fraud?

Check the poll.

My thoughts to follow. Also fashion highlights and lowlights. Ugh. Megan Fox. Ugh JailBait Miley Cyrus. Who’s worse?

A serious lack of major star power last night, non? Cameron Diaz, Denzel, and the rest felt like the Kids’ Choice Awards.

But Fight Club reunited on Saturday night! Brad and Edward and a hot leather jacket together again. YUM.

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day, trying not to be tempted by the golf weather.

Also – was tweeting during the Movie Awards. Click here for my Twitter.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Big love to Jessi Cruickshank and Dan Levy who co-hosted the MTV Movie Awards red carpet last night with Sway. Two Canadians broadcasting live on a major night in Hollywood. Yes.

Conflicted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 15:31:07 June 1, 2009 15:31:07

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

One of these is a Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 12:47:12 June 1, 2009 12:47:12

Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Full Story

Cheater in costume?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 12:07:21 June 1, 2009 12:07:21

In Touch Magazine claimed last week that Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane in New Orleans with some local piece at a bar. They ran the story with a photo of Josh comfortably ensconced between the woman’s legs. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 11:07:19 June 1, 2009 11:07:19

Daniel Craig is ice cold and needs to be sucked (Dlisted)

Selling out your kids can buy you a bikini body (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze finds her own Pax? (Just Jared)

Heidi’s kind of penis (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried budget pink booties (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce on a bike…in Uggs! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry Potter doesn’t like shooting sex (INO)

Naomi & Liev made SUCH a cute baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How Megan Fox is like Denise Richards (ICYDK)

Who’s wearing more foundation? (ASL)

Johnny fries my rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 09:38:41 June 1, 2009 09:38:41

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

Brad and Sugar Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:53:26 June 1, 2009 08:53:26

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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The women of ARod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:40:41 June 1, 2009 08:40:41

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Queen’s English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:44:51 June 1, 2009 07:44:51

Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for The Today Show. The interview aired this morning and right off the top, Harry acknowledged the “accommodatingness” of the American people. Full Story

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Guy on the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:38:04 June 1, 2009 07:38:04

While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the demise of his marriage. Full Story