We are surrounded by f-ckery (Dlisted)
What happens when a cute girl stands next to Marion Cotillard (Hollywood Tuna)
Where you can buy your JailBait (E! Online)
I forgot Heather Graham existed (The Superficial)
Vagina Virgin imitates Justin Timberlake (Just Jared)
Kristen Stewart looks f-cking GORGEOUS (Pop Sugar)
All she does is lick her lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Spencer confirms Audrina’s one night stand. And Chris Pine is still an idiot (INO)
When useless girls give ultimatums (Webster’s is my bitch)
The Mentalist and the Alba Bitch (ASL)
These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that he’s getting papped at LAX? Yesterday, TK on his way out. Full Story
My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious! Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Full Story
Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist and dewy. Full Story
Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. They do NOT like getting papped. Full Story
Last night in London, Daniel Craig smartly dressed, hitting up an ATM in St Johns Wood. You know I’m all over him in a suit. But training for his third Bond hasn’t started. So… he’s probably not as lean as he has been. I’m just saying it looks a bit tight. Also in grey – over in LA, Bradley Cooper at the premiere of The Hangover, being hailed as this summer’s best comedy. Full Story
This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story
Happy Birthday Amanda H! Had such a lovely time at Baru that night. We must do again soon? Tell Ritchie to have us over! To Lisa N – Happy 40th! With love from your big sister Tari. Full Story
Was nervous for Conan O’Brien last night. He seemed more nervous than anyone else. Love Conan but did not love the debut. The timing seemed off. And the jokes… were for old people. The old people loyal to Leno. Which is The Tonight Show audience. They say Conan skews younger and that they want more hip. The first show wasn’t so hip. But it’s Conan. He’ll grow into it. With help from his famous friends.
And some GOOP!
GOOPy Thursday on The Tonight Show features my Gwyneth Paltrow who has nothing to promote and appears to be simply doing it as a favour. She’s so giving like that. John Mayer Trio will be on at the same time. Of course John wants to be friends with G. Who doesn’t?
It’s Tuesday, have a cold that won’t go away. On the plus side, am extra bitchy.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Don’t forget to vote on the Venus Embrace Look Book. So far Kelly Ripa is lagging behind…with Fergie! Not exactly the best company. New look coming Thursday.