Listening Michael Cera?

January 22, 2009 06:46:00 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sources are reporting that George Clooney, no longer ungrateful, is indeed returning to ER to commemorate the show’s final season. According to People George will shoot his scenes on a closed set – word is it’s happening today and tomorrow – though no official confirmation has been provided. Full Story

Ugh. Why?

January 22, 2009 06:32:50 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back. Full Story

The Nominations!

January 22, 2009 06:24:58 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The BAFTAs were an omen. No Sally Hawkins. Despite early momentum, the star of Happy-Go-Lucky was shoved aside in favour of Melissa Leo and Angelina Jolie in the Best Actress race. Yes… The Brange. Both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secured nominations in their categories. Brad over Leo. Brad over Clint! Bland Brad in Benjamin Button. Full Story

January 22, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 22, 2009 06:17:07 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:17:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Siobhan in London – get well soon! Sarah is sorry about Sunday and hoping to see you soon. And Congratulations to Sheila B on finishing your MBA and kicking ass! With love from your sister Nanoo who thinks of you as her Queen and who is looking forward to toasting you over Mojitos. Would LOVE to have dinner with both of you. Full Story

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Loved the white dress too. Or maybe it’s because I loved the first dance. They made even Beyonce tolerable. At the end there she seemed to be overcome by the moment. Or by the beauty of her own voice. Also very possible. In fairness to B though, she is NOT a dog hater. Beyonce has been exonerated of all dog-neglect accusations that were first reported by UK papers last week. Oh those UK papers. Their latest? That Britney Spears will sign a $20 million deal to write her autobiography, a series of 3 to 5 books to include revelations about her breakdown. Please. Now they’re not even trying anymore.

Sorry ‘bout the Gossip Girl delay – it’s coming today, promise!

Wednesday – am blogging all day, regular schedule.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Site performance – a thousand apologies about the blank pages. We’re trying to upgrade and have run into a few glitches. Should be fixed soon. Begging your patience? Thank you, love you, owe you.

First Dance

Together but not

January 21, 2009 18:35:29 Posted at January 21, 2009 18:35:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski both photographed at LAX today arriving from Sundance. Inconveniently for us, they weren’t shot together. Boo. He’s so cute in that v-neck. And look at her skin. Gorgeous. Can’t they just kiss for us and get it over with? I wish I had the balls to wear my hair that length. Full Story

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Mandy making music

January 21, 2009 15:26:57 Posted at January 21, 2009 15:26:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Mandy Moore today at Barneys in Beverly Hills. She’s single now. And the acting thing has dried up so Mandy’s going back to music. At least that’s what she says on her blog. I like her blog. It’s better than most dumbass celebrity blogs. Full Story

Alba & Ebola

January 21, 2009 12:46:19 Posted at January 21, 2009 12:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

Intelligence is irrelevant

January 21, 2009 12:00:34 Posted at January 21, 2009 12:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

10 million votes were tallied and has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009. “Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. Full Story

Not tired off Broadway

January 21, 2009 11:05:42 Posted at January 21, 2009 11:05:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with the GMD on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. It’s undeniable. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 21, 2009 10:54:00 Posted at January 21, 2009 10:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise loves gay pink bunnies (Dlisted)

Reese so grumpy, Jakey must be gone (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy Biel’s juiced up ex boyfriend (Just Jared)

How a nanny avoids a nipslip (Drunken Stepfather)

Even Oscar winners had to save their seats! (IDLYITW)

Michelle Obama > Jennifer Lopez (Pop Sugar)

How Ebola disrespected her grandmother (Yeeeah!)

Wino saves a life! (A Socialite's Life)

John Mayer’s next break up press conference…coming soon! (INO)

SnapFace has a boyfriend! (Cele|bitchy)