Girls & Gifts

March 31, 2009 09:37:00 Posted at March 31, 2009 09:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I work 2 ½ jobs, I don’t have an assistant. Full Story

Filthy Scab: Before and After

March 31, 2009 08:25:30 Posted at March 31, 2009 08:25:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After this post about Filthy’s new touch up yesterday, many of you have emailed for before and after shots to compare. As you can see, 3 weeks ago in March, when Filthy was in Paris for Vivienne Westwood (in a gold dress with a weird looking gunt which probably means, um, there’s a problem that needs to be taken care of soon) the gang bang was written all across her face. Full Story

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ID the profile

March 31, 2009 07:54:41 Posted at March 31, 2009 07:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More front on photos coming… But can you pick out the features? Three months feels like forever! Photo from  Full Story

Dry, Pinned, and Pink

March 31, 2009 07:46:45 Posted at March 31, 2009 07:46:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers at the Season 3 premiere of The Tudors last night in New York looking overcooked, dehydrated, and quite possibly cranked. His face… Is it cracking? It’s so dry it’s cracking. And his lips – freaks me out when mouth and skin are the same colour with just a white outline around the lips. Full Story

NY Turf War?

March 31, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at March 31, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the MiniVan Majority members lining the block outside her trailer, smiling for photographers, eager to show the world that – surprise! – she’s shooting another romantic comedy. Full Story

In La Push

March 31, 2009 07:03:08 Posted at March 31, 2009 07:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are exclusive on set photos of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner as Bella and Jacob shooting scenes in what’s supposed to be La Push yesterday for New Moon. As you can see, they’re both wearing wigs. Movie making magic! And I always thought her hair was that thick and lustrous! There’d been a lot of questions about whether or not Taylor could grow into the role. Full Story

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Fresh Ed

March 31, 2009 06:53:45 Posted at March 31, 2009 06:53:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Edward Norton sightings don’t happen often. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen ones. So we’re two for two this week. Must take advantage. This is Edward last night at the Signature Theatre Company Gala in New York with longer hair and some kind of tan? He looks young. And fresh. And relaxed. And hot. Full Story

March 31, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 31, 2009 06:48:00 Posted at March 31, 2009 06:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 33rd Birthday Rione N from Ottawa with love from Winter F who treasures your friendship, not just because you’re her BodyPump buddy but also because you give her something special that no one else does… (now I have to know what this is). Also – you prefer Zyma to Liam deep down, don’t you? We’ll keep that from Heather! To Roger from April – Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Laura! Besties forever---wishing you a wonderful day full of Shia Lebouf. Full Story

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a non-stop Juno weekend in Vancouver. Am barely coherent, probably not really sober, severely underslept, and must dedicate a post one day to fans of Nickelback – a new breed of amazingness I am sorry not to have discovered sooner. Please forgive typos.

Vancouver, you came through! Great job hosting, the energy at GM Place was electric, downtown was hopping all weekend, more Juno thoughts to come later…

Monday – online all day while catching up. Am sorry to be a bit behind. Rushing! Check back often! And yes, have received your emails wondering about Robert Pattinson’s weekend. Tell you about it below along with other Twilight Juno Weekend updates.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Many, many thanks to the lovely people at Leone for coming through with a coat for me on the carpet! A Cavalli. The fit, the cut, the colour… sigh. Am sad to return it!

Cheese Caffeine

March 30, 2009 14:58:51 Posted at March 30, 2009 14:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Violence is wrong

March 30, 2009 14:35:11 Posted at March 30, 2009 14:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story