Smutty Tingles

March 23, 2009 12:25:00 Posted at March 23, 2009 12:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some women will f-ck anything (Dlisted)

Dark Scarlett Vogue Paris (Hollywood Tuna)

The Baster vs The Brange in NYC! (Just Jared)

The only dude in the world who looks good in a beater tank (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried for Tribe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sequined butterfly still can’t cover her ghetto tits (INO)

Marriage doesn’t ruin relationships, but Mischa Barton ruined my elbow (Cele|bitchy)

UGH! Just give her a job!!! (IDLYITW)

Everybody’s buying her baubles (ICYDK)

The perfect store to buy Porny (A Socialite's Life)

Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel?

March 23, 2009 10:44:50 Posted at March 23, 2009 10:44:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation but was booted before the notice date as M was supposedly furious that the nanny wants to leave. Full Story

Elvis Del Toro

March 23, 2009 08:55:46 Posted at March 23, 2009 08:55:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? Benicio Del Toro has been idle for some time now. And… um… it shows. This is Benicio the other night leaving Beso after presumably a rich meal. To me it’s the cowboy boots that make it amazing. The final touch. Once upon a time he was the sex, remember? Benicio’s next film, the highly anticipated The Wolf Man was supposed to be released early April but has been pushed back until November. Full Story

Twilight: my favourite wolf

March 23, 2009 08:21:00 Posted at March 23, 2009 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hell-OH Alex Meraz. He plays Paul in New Moon – here he is photographed on the weekend in Vancouver. Hot. SO hot. Alex was overheard telling people that he’ll be the “bad wolf” in the movie. Bad is good. Bad works for me. Also attached – Taylor Lautner and his flawless skin (how is skin like this possible???) enjoyed a beautiful sunny break in the day. Full Story

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Robo Babysitter

March 23, 2009 07:17:02 Posted at March 23, 2009 07:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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GOOP in America

March 23, 2009 06:55:24 Posted at March 23, 2009 06:55:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her kids to a minimum. Unlike Violet Affleck, we don’t get to see Apple going to school every day. Full Story

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Birthday Pose-hard

March 23, 2009 06:37:45 Posted at March 23, 2009 06:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon spent part of her birthday at the Monsters vs Aliens premiere in LA, posing extra hard on the red carpet. It’s the hardest I’ve ever seen her pose. Maybe it’s the space girl dress effect. Also who wouldn’t feel ferocious in those shoes? LOVE those shoes. But while Reese brought the sass, she did not bring the Jakey. Full Story

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March 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 23, 2009 06:31:23 Posted at March 23, 2009 06:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Brianna who turned 20 last week – I’m sorry I missed it! Your mother was too busy shopping and ogling the young hotness in Jackson Hole to send me an alert. Having said that, you spent your birthday on holiday so Mom did pretty good, non? Wishing you a year of great gossip and books and boys and love and friendship. Full Story

Friday, March 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Iman in person does not disappoint. As Duana described, it’s like all her parts taken individually seem like they can’t possibly work together, but somehow they do and the result is total magnificence. Yesterday was Project Runway Canada at Fashion Week. I was sitting across from her, it was an effort to pay attention to the collections. Iman is watchable for hours. Hours. And her reactions, her reactions are even better live.

Did I throw myself at her feet and beg to be her servant? No. Why? Because 100 other people beat me there as soon as the lights went up.

Also…

Am now also obsessed with Rita Silvan, Editor in Chief of Elle Canada. Even more elegant in person with a hint of bitch and a dash of condescension. Love. Never mind talking to her, was too afraid to get near her. This is always a good sign.

As for the designers and the clothes, will not spoil it for you. Suffice to say, there shouldn’t be any doubt about the winner.

I’m telling you, if you are a fan of the Heidi Klum version, it’s nothing compared to Project Runway Canada. Trust. Click here to start from the beginning.

It’s finally Friday. Almost over. New articles all day between shoots. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend, not Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.

PPS. Photos attached from the Heart Truth Red Dress event the other night. Adored my dress. Evan Biddell made me what he called a “Future Space Girl” dress. Hair too. Click here for more images and for more information on Heart Truth, other pictures can be found here, and click here for an edited video of the show.