Porny panties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 07:53:16 October 5, 2009 07:53:16

Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story

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Cruise Encouragement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 07:13:08 October 5, 2009 07:13:08

Busy weekend for the GMD and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to them, it’s easier to carry her and let the paps get their shots and move away quicker than letting her go on foot on her own. Full Story

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Heal The World

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 06:35:00 October 5, 2009 06:35:00

Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Full Story

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October 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 06:22:15 October 5, 2009 06:22:15

Happy belated 29th Birthday Kimmers! By special request from Adrienne, here’s Channing Tatum for you promoting G.I. Joe last month. You don’t think his lips look dry? Happy Birthday Nicki! Chrissy says you’re her “dusty blossom soul sista” and that you are the prototype of a true friend: supportive, caring, unselfish, loving, and more. Full Story

Friday, October 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a clinic. A f-cking clinic.

How To Own Your Own Sh-t by David Letterman. Should be required viewing for all celebrities, especially this Generation of Stupid, severely lacking in accountability, not to mention proper crisis management. From a pop culture/PR perspective, David Letterman’s revelation last night was a Master Class. You f-ck up, you eat it, you admit to the world you’re a horny unfaithful bastard, the audience is still laughing, but WITH you, and then at the end the week, it’s another ratings win. Two in a row. The first time in years. Game, set, match.

It’s finally Friday. New posts all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jean Drive at Mendocino Clothing in Toronto at all 8 locations through Sunday October 4th in support of COVENANT HOUSE. Return a pair of jeans and they offer a 20% discount off a new pair. Click here for more information.

Brange on Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 15:19:47 October 2, 2009 15:19:47

They’re in Syria. Meeting with Iraqi refugees as Angelina Jolie, in her role as goodwill ambassador for the UNHCR, continues to draw attention to the plight of those who’ve been displaced by war and terror. The Brange visited two families on their trip. Jolie said that they “have not recovered from the trauma they faced…"until other solutions are found, or these refugees are able to go home, it is essential that the international community help UNHCR to provide financial and food support so that they can survive. Full Story

Russell & Katy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 11:52:29 October 2, 2009 11:52:29

It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting http://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I'm ready 2 face the real world again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 11:34:56 October 2, 2009 11:34:56

This…is earthshattering. Does Her preaching not work in Europe? (Dlisted)

Another bonus from last night’s Letterman reveal: he trumped this (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried has no knee length clothes (Hollywood Tuna)

Lauren Conrad is more successful than Lindsay Lohan (Pop Sugar)

Clive Owen helps out around the house. Unlike Gerard Butler (INO)

Why Madonna won’t date her age (Cele|bitchy)

Even I can’t get enough of Kingston Rossdale (Just Jared)

Alba Bitch and her pug (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Michael Buble’s video for Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

I am crushed that one of these isn't Chicken Fried. Or Fried Chicken (The Blemish)

Ungaro's New Employee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 09:57:00 October 2, 2009 09:57:00

Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t at the House of Ungaro. Full Story

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