Please. Stop. This. F-ckery!!! (Dlisted)
The only girl whose own hair is worse than a weave (Hollywood Tuna)
Fox and Douche actually make a cute couple (Just Jared)
Model parents all over Hollywood (The Superficial)
Chicken Fried demure in her new video! (Pop Sugar)
Vagina Lips book tour (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How will the tabs spin this Jolie accident? (PopEater)
Cate Blanchett. In Style. Enough said. (INO)
Why Julia left Kiefer (ASL)
For those of you who’ve been looking for these shoes (Antwerp is the new Paris)
EXCLUSIVE It’s over. For now, it’s over. Multiple sources have confirmed to me exclusively that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner, SO f-cking cute in Vancouver while both were in town shooting their respective projects, have split… It’s been about a week now. Taylor left Vancouver last Friday. Full Story
After shooting in New York for several weeks away from her bestie and her favourite shoulder to cry on, Jennifer Aniston was back in LA last night with Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette for the Fleetwood Mac show. You know what she’s doing this weekend! What else? The beach, the sun, it’s been far too long, This girl next door who lives an ordinary life in a $15 million mansion needs to recharge her battery after a gruelling work schedule. Full Story
She marched in protest against Prop 8 the other day and last night Drew Barrymore spoke at the 9th annual Lupus Ball in Beverly Hills…in flats! Love her for doing it in flats. Drew did not walk the carpet, only appeared on stage for a presentation, was super low key, not wanting to detract from others, and am told was a doll, very sweet to everyone. Full Story
Porny & the turkey leg As you know, Dr. Oetker has been sponsoring the Savoury Moments on our site. Ask any advanced gossip – it’s not savoury if it’s not on camera! So shoot your own Savoury Moments, win one of five Sony DSC-W270 Digital Cameras and pap yourself! Contest details and the entry ballot can be found here Full Story
He’s the breakout star of the film, Sam Worthington. But at the Paris premiere of Terminator Salvation, Sam is noticeably absent…why? It’s his busy schedule. Suddenly Sam is the envy of every actor in Hollywood. Script after script, project after project. And no one’s even heard of him. Full Story
And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story
How much you think it would cost to hire Robert Pattinson’s makeup artist to airbrush a set of abs for me? And contour my ass too. Also the upper arms. Would have come in handy for Cannes.
So have you all recovered yet? My friend Laura, I think, is still unconscious. She only woke up yesterday to scream at me when I suggested that Pattinson looks like he has “mothering” hips. He totally does.
But if it’s not the Twi-hard hate it’s the Brangelunatic hate. The Chosen One’s birthday yesterday and I paid homage too late. Scroll down to see. Anyway, in retaliation, they bombed my inbox for “disrespectfully mocking” the First Family. From Janice:
“More families should be like this one, more people should aspire to be like them, their grace and beauty touched us all. But I don’t expect someone like you to be able to appreciate what the Jolie-Pitts have brought to this world. God Bless this family! God Bless Shiloh! And God Bless you too, Lainey. May you one day feel the kindness”.
Oh I feel it alright.
It’s Thursday and the Freeze darkened her hair! Also a peek at Lilo’s hilarious delusional tweets. And Does LipGloss have any guy friends?
Yours in gossip,
PS. More of this and less of that Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson. Please.