Sasha Fierce hates dogs?

January 15, 2009 09:55:26 Posted at January 15, 2009 09:55:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner after getting a shot in the ass. And we knew it was all good when he barked in the FedEx man’s face yesterday because the lovely fellow understandably did not want to touch his stanky toy goose for an impromptu game of chase. Full Story

Why him?

January 15, 2009 08:57:52 Posted at January 15, 2009 08:57:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not like he’s the new Jack Nicholson. And he’s ass too look at so… Why Brendan Fraser? Don’t get it. It was announced yesterday that Fraser has been cast alongside Harrison Ford in a new medical movie based on Pulitzer prize winning book The Cure. Full Story

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Is it ok to laugh…

January 15, 2009 08:39:00 Posted at January 15, 2009 08:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At something really horrible if the person you’re laughing at put themselves in the situation to begin with? I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. It’s a terrible thing and I’m surprised a lightning bolt hasn’t hit our house yet but there’s still time. Thing is though, he’s on reality tv. Full Story

Le Karl and the recession

January 15, 2009 08:10:48 Posted at January 15, 2009 08:10:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He opens his mouth and amazingness flies out on Chanel tweed wings. He never disappoints. He doesn’t fail us. Which is why, for reals, Karl Lagerfeld needs his own reality tv show. So as you know, because it’s beaten over our heads every day, the global economy is in the sh-ts. Shockingly enough, even the luxury goods business has taken a hit and a new article in the International Herald Tribune examines the effect of the financial slump on style-obsessed France as the French, in typical French fashion, have taken the current crisis and turned it into a treatise on morality worthy of Moliere himself. Full Story

Drama ahead

January 15, 2009 07:27:55 Posted at January 15, 2009 07:27:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a year of mooning over each other, fighting a tormented but impossible attraction during the Mamma Mia shoot, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper have found a way to be together. Some say his ex girlfriend Joanna left him which is why he ran to Amanda even though he’s still trying to save his 12 year relationship. Full Story

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Much better Annie

January 15, 2009 07:13:03 Posted at January 15, 2009 07:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hated her obsequious princess dress at the Globes. Ugh. But this one is much better. Much more “Rachel” than “Mia Thermopolis”. Love. Here’s Anne Hathaway last night at the National Board of Review awards last night in New York where she was named (previously announced) Best Actress which hopefully makes up for the sting of being ignored by the Orange BAFTAs. Full Story

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What would Mrs Murphy say?

January 15, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at January 15, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were seen leaving together in a cab… She and Cillian have worked together on a couple of projects. Full Story

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Bottom of the barrel

January 15, 2009 06:49:07 Posted at January 15, 2009 06:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an exclusive quote to Life & Style Weekly about their relationship. Full Story

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January 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 15, 2009 06:32:35 Posted at January 15, 2009 06:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 27th Birthday Amber G! And say hi to your stepmother Lisa for me (like Mark Wahlberg, heh)… with love from Erin. Happy Birthday Kim S! Your sister-in-law would like to remind you that 26 is still incredibly young and although soon you will be a 'yummy mummy' you will never be a member of the minivan majority! Full Story

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Everyone has an Ebola horror story! After Hannah’s parable yesterday, many of you wrote to share your own. Perhaps a new section should be devoted to them, warning others of the fatal potency of Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s black hole vag.

Here’s another from someone we’ll call Charlie:

Hey Lainey,

I just read about Hannah's story and I can totally relate. One can never be too vigilant with Ebola's destructive powers. I was at a $10 nail salon getting a quickie pedi and that BFF business was on. Instead of focusing on the Cosmo Quiz like I always do, I watched the stupid show. Not only did I get cut 3 times, but my big toe was janky and I had to wait 3 weeks for it to grow out so I could get it shaped properly!

See? Don’t be messing around with that sh-t. You are putting your lives in danger.

It’s Wednesday. New articles were posted late in the day yesterday – scroll down to catch up. Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


Pap worthy!

January 14, 2009 16:28:28 Posted at January 14, 2009 16:28:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you in the UK know about Skins. The show has yet to come to North America, word is it’s on its way. And when it does, you will LOVE. I watched Season 1 over the holidays because after Slumdog Millionaire I needed more Dev Patel. The depravity of Skins makes Gossip Girl seem like Disney. Full Story