October 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 07:10:57 October 23, 2009 07:10:57

Happy 34th Birthday Nicole! Thanks for sticking around for so long – since the time of the emails! – and for introducing Erin. Have a great time with her this weekend. I expect a lot of silliness. And if you can manage it, photos would be great too. Good luck to Kathleen and Jean running their first ever half marathon in Niagara Falls on Sunday! With love from Julie. Full Story

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Every Wednesday I wake up happy for Glee. And every Wednesday night I go to bed happy because of Glee. And every other day sucks because there is no Glee. Glee keeps getting better. But there are 3 weeks in between the Glees. No new episodes until November after the World Series. Boo.

Here’s the incomparable Jane Lynch last night at an event in New York.

PS. You’ve heard about the all Madonna episode next year? And a DVD box set of the first 13 in time for Christmas? Fox is milking Glee. Hard.

Late day articles were posted yesterday – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake conveniently photographed in Vancouver conveniently both wearing William Rast and exclusive photos of Renee Zellweger back in town to be with Bradley Cooper. Please scroll down for the updates.

Thursday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CANADA – the Top 4 are Live at etalk today and if you want to be in the audience, please email [email protected] for tickets.

Photos from Wenn.com

Chicken Fried foot issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 18:25:32 October 22, 2009 18:25:32

Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story

What will Ashlee do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 17:51:39 October 22, 2009 17:51:39

EW is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and some other dude have been axed from the new Melrose Place. The official word is that this was the intention all along. I don’t watch the show, but many of you who do have been quite expressive about how she’s the worst part of it. Full Story

Meryl works in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 13:25:54 October 22, 2009 13:25:54

I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike the modern lot of twats that run that town, Meryl has kept that separation very clear. Full Story

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Naïve & Crusty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 11:52:41 October 22, 2009 11:52:41

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 11:05:13 October 22, 2009 11:05:13

Chris Brown says you are wrong for judging him (Popeater)

It’s the “anchor dude’s unintentional pun drop” that kicked off my giggles that STILL won’t stop (Dlisted)

A very ordinary Scarjo in a very ordinary, unflattering dress (The Superficial)

I would buy this shirt…but for my muffin top (Hollywood Tuna)

Isaac Mizrahi did not grab MK’s breast. Or Ashley’s. (Just Jared)

Do you judge Brody Jenner by his taste in women? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ben, Jen and Hamm! (Pop Sugar)

Say what Granny Nicole??? Kidman is a hypocrite (The Blemish)

Country Bitch thinks Twitter is stalking her (INO)

Bendy supermodel mimics the Opera House (Popoholic)

Carey forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 10:06:40 October 22, 2009 10:06:40

Hopefully she made him grovel. And promise not to be a whiny “me me me” narcissistic bitch boyfriend. Photo Assumption says he seems to be trying hard to keep his girl. A flirty Shia LaBeouf was on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan in New York shooting Wall Street 2, a remarkable departure from the sullen pouting baby we’re used to seeing. Full Story

Back to back Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 08:33:52 October 22, 2009 08:33:52

You loved Ewan McGregor on Wednesday. Today he’s back for more. Ewan appeared on Regis & Kelly yesterday – screen shots attached. Then he and his wife Eve flew to LA, photographed with their bags arriving at LAX. Ewan, in a jaunty hat, took care of the cart as he led them out of the arrivals area. Full Story

No GOOP on girl’s night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 08:06:10 October 22, 2009 08:06:10

Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth is probably too busy trying to make fried rice from spelt, much like she completely raped the recipe for bibimbop. Full Story

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No Botox for the eyeballs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:26:35 October 22, 2009 07:26:35

If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story

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