Colin vs Clooney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 14:01:00 October 19, 2009 14:01:00

It’s very, very, VERY early in the race so of course it could all change. But Colin Firth’s performance in A Single Man has already won him the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival and the buzz continues to build through the first part of the season. Right now they’re saying he’s a lock on a nomination. Full Story

Manslinger makes him clutch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 12:45:11 October 19, 2009 12:45:11

Holy f-ck ARod is clutch right now. Finally producing in the post season, including a bottom 11th homerun to tie the game although it was heartbreaking the way the Angels lost. The series now moves to LA for the next 3 games (if necessary) and lo and behold Kate Hudson showed up in Hollywood on Sunday flaunting ARod’s playground after a workout. Full Story

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Sparrow then Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 11:24:47 October 19, 2009 11:24:47

Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 10:57:00 October 19, 2009 10:57:00

Lily Allen’s boyfriend is “supportive” (The Superficial)

Why your kids should be watching iCarly. AMAZING (Dlisted)

Heidi Montag makes Hermes look like a Chinatown special (Hollywood Tuna)

Courteney, Busy, babies, and bikini bodies (Pop Sugar)

This is my favourite Madonna (Just Jared)

Nicky Hilton’s saggy small tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ebola demands shellfish. But not crab (INO)

Wilmer Valderrama & Cesar Millan? (ASL)

Lilo’s lips hate her father (Splash Blog)

How Johnny Depp facilitated the Brange (Popeater)

Ashlee > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 10:13:00 October 19, 2009 10:13:00

Oh Anna Wintour. She keeps throwing her acid at Victoria Beckham’s face. It’s amazing. This is Posh arriving in London today in a pair of pants from her own line, with black patches on the inside thigh to further accentuate the thinness. The airport is her personal runway. They say the Spice Girls are working on a stage musical. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 09:08:38 October 19, 2009 09:08:38

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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True Blood and a skinny bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 08:14:19 October 19, 2009 08:14:19

True Blood was honoured Saturday night at the Scream Awards represented by Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, and the hotness Alexander Skarsgard who also collected the Best Villain Award from costar Kate Bosworth. Alex and Kate have been shooting a film together in Louisiana. Afterwards they were spotted partying with other celebrities who attended the show at the Chateau Marmont. Full Story

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Eclipse home stretch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:50:23 October 19, 2009 07:50:23

Peter Facinelli and Kellan Lutz arrived back in Vancouver early Sunday to finish off filming for Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver, now entering the final days of production and, more and more, approaching what’s looking like a permanent farewell to Canada’s West Coast. As previously reported Full Story

Lilo: party all weekend!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:32:14 October 19, 2009 07:32:14

The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy it and gave her yet another chance. Full Story

Speaking of burnouts…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:01:14 October 19, 2009 07:01:14

The Chicken Fried Comeback & Milk It is enjoying some down time before her Circus swings Down Under, spotted on Sunday in Mexico with her kids and her man and her dad, fit and tight in a black bikini. Jason Trawick suddenly got a lot more attractive with his shirt off, non? Hate to say it but the agent, the agent looks like Sam Trammell. Full Story

I’m gloating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 06:34:40 October 19, 2009 06:34:40

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

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