I needed you today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 13:46:00 August 5, 2009 13:46:00

And here you are. We have just left Whistler after an amazing 6 day holiday. If you ever want to stay here you should come to the Four Seasons. SO great for dogs. They were a bit short staffed though this visit. I’m sure they’d never make you wait though. I wouldn’t make you wait. So anyway, it’s a bit of a downer heading home after holiday, and now I’m blogging from the car getting motion sickness, feeling generally pissy, and then I saw you in your suit, shooting London Boulevard today, looking so f-cking great, and it’s much better now, thank you. Full Story

Douche so smiley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 12:27:01 August 5, 2009 12:27:01

Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all the time, appears to be exceedingly obsequious around the press these days. Full Story

SUPERNATURAL Ebola confirmation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 11:26:08 August 5, 2009 11:26:08

I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story

Mike’s still around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 11:07:20 August 5, 2009 11:07:20

Many of you have emailed about whether or not Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are still together. This should answer your question? He was photographed coming out of her trailer today in New York on the set of Gossip Girl. And Scott S emailed the other day (thanks Scott, say hi to Laney and Judson!) to say that he saw them at Union Square on Saturday so it sounds like Mike’s been with her the whole time…because he has a lot of time… NHL training camps don’t begin for another couple of weeks but even so, Mike was not re-signed by the Ottawa Senators and so far no one has picked him up as a free agent. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 10:43:02 August 5, 2009 10:43:02

Paula’s premature ejaculation on Twitter (Dlisted)

Feel like sh-t. Look at Gwen Stefani’s crazy abs (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick regulars tells Leighton Meester to f-ck off (Just Jared)

How much money are they spending promoting this movie!!!??? (Pop Sugar)

This dude gave Angelina Jolie really bad skin (The Superficial)

My doppelganger tweets her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

An honest word from Ashley Olsen (INO)

How are these two qualified??? (Hollywire)

Spittle Gerard Butler is bisexual? If so, now I’m a fan (Towleroad)

Vanessa Hudgens has a movie to promote. Surprise! New nude photos of her have just leaked! (ASL)

Everyone is training

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 10:36:38 August 5, 2009 10:36:38

Bryce Dallas Howard training photos were posted earlier. Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Reaser, and Xavier Samuel also hit the gym yesterday in Vancouver to prep for Eclipse. In addition to standard personal training however most of the cast will also participate in fight training. Sounds like it’ll be an action-heavy movie. Full Story

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Would Jen get ugly for Oscar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 09:43:39 August 5, 2009 09:43:39

She played Rachel Green living in a small town in a movie called the Good Girl and a few people tried to flatter her by saying she’d get an Oscar nomination and she was all like – oh, I could never even dream it. And it’s a good thing too because please… Again, she was Rachel Green living in a small town. Full Story

Yellow means humble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 09:03:34 August 5, 2009 09:03:34

Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today – just a formality, the deal was made weeks ago. Full Story

Eat, Pray, Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 08:45:40 August 5, 2009 08:45:40

Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. Never really wanted to be an actress. Would totally be an actress if it meant shooting with James Franco and his arm casually looped across my shoulders. Full Story

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The player and his Pussy Posse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:35:26 August 5, 2009 07:35:26

He claims it was never formally called the Pussy Posse. Oh please. He and his boys rolled around hunting ass every night. It was totally a Pussy Posse. And apparently he’s revived it. Leonardo DiCaprio is single. He and Bar, it would seem, have broken up for good this time. Supposedly. And so he’s enjoying his new unattached status on holiday in Ibiza, surrounded by beauties in the sun. Full Story

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Don’t hate the replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:15:00 August 5, 2009 07:15:00

Twilight Eclipse cast members continue to acclimate to Vancouver – it was Bryce Dallas Howard who was spotted yesterday after a workout, getting into training mode to play the aggressive Victoria. As you know, Bryce recently replaced Rachelle Lefevre and as you also know, Twi-Hards tend to fixate unreasonably on matters they cannot control. Full Story

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