Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

March 17, 2009 15:00:04 Posted at March 17, 2009 15:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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He will never let us down

March 17, 2009 13:24:08 Posted at March 17, 2009 13:24:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Movie Star is still a bitch

March 17, 2009 11:43:00 Posted at March 17, 2009 11:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh goody. It’s way more fun when the truly famous stars are the bitches. Last night, Julia Roberts and that sexy, sexy, SEXY fine ass beast Clive Owen were in New York for the premiere of Duplicity. Roger Friedman was on the press line, was angling to speak with her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 17, 2009 11:19:32 Posted at March 17, 2009 11:19:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you spot the sparkling vampire? No. Because Camilla Belle is always in the way! (Dlisted)

Anna Faris’s body > Shelfy’s Body (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like Sienna’s boots? (Just Jared)

Cokehead, photoshoot, nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dirty LipGloss still looks squeaky clean and vain (Pop Sugar)

Let down by Pip & Shelfy (INO)

Would you steal a friend’s baby name? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh absent, Becks smothered by ladies! (Holy Moly)

Oh yessss… Maple Leaf Malin (Popoholic)

Why Kanye is a more efficient blogger than I am (The Blemish)

Nothing to say...

March 17, 2009 09:45:00 Posted at March 17, 2009 09:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But it's rare pap sightings of Caleb Followill and confession: I listen to him every night, I dream about him every night. And the only reason he's not on my Freebie Five is because he just might be a Lifetime List candidate and also... some crushes are so personal and private it's like talking about them violates the imaginary relationship. Full Story

Twilight: Wolf and his friends

March 17, 2009 08:28:18 Posted at March 17, 2009 08:28:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New Moon is supposed to be the break out for Taylor Lautner – his chance to come out from the open mouth shadow of Robert Pattinson. This is Taylor with New Moon director Chris Weitz in Vancouver yesterday at a lunch meeting and it’s your first look at Jacob and his friends – the Wolves! Thoughts on casting? It’s been a long time since I read the book – because the entire f*cking book consists of Bella falling down and crying – but I think…it’s where Jacob grows like 10 inches seemingly overnight, right? Taylor has a long way to go. Full Story

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Smack no kids

March 17, 2009 08:16:33 Posted at March 17, 2009 08:16:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. Full Story

Franco fake gut?

March 17, 2009 07:05:53 Posted at March 17, 2009 07:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco yesterday – first look at him playing Allen Ginsberg on the set of Howl. James is normally pretty lean. From the side there he looks much thicker. Fake? Howl will focus on the younger Ginsberg, obviously, during the course of the poet’s obscenity trial over the poem that has since become one the defining works of the Beat Generation. Full Story

KStew KWiig

March 17, 2009 06:55:00 Posted at March 17, 2009 06:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Adventureland premiere in LA – Kristen Stewart, love the hot orange dress, don’t love how she’s been styled. The makeup’s not right. Or something. Like she’s an imposter. I prefer my KStew with natty dirty hair. Having said that, Kristen is 18 and she looks 18. Full Story

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Guy & Elle …

March 17, 2009 06:41:43 Posted at March 17, 2009 06:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had it her way she was probably sitting on his lap feeding him 10 minutes into their meal. Full Story

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Roller Granny!

March 17, 2009 06:27:49 Posted at March 17, 2009 06:27:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even engaging in common folk activities… Like Rollergirls! Saturday night, Gran was spotted at the Nashville Rollergirls event at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds. Full Story