Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 10:34:35 June 2, 2010 10:34:35

Sandra Bullock: how she’ll approach the MTV Movie Awards and will there be SATC3? (Popeater)

Sit down for this. Because Courtney Love actually looks… not bad (Dlisted)

Lilo hits up the dentist, because we all know about The Dentist. Elvis knew a LOT about The Dentist (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried Britney’s weird bra (Hollywood Tuna)

These are very candid photos. And she looks like she’s reflecting very hard (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson in suspenders (Pop Sugar)

Rampage Jackson implies that Vancouver could turn him gay (The Blemish)

Michelle Trachtenberg in sweats (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Plaits all over the runway! (TFS)

Natalie Portman’s really hot boyfriend is keeping her from Ryan Gosling (Cele|bitchy)

The Italian Queen feels the Aniston crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 09:26:20 June 2, 2010 09:26:20

When I first started blogging, I was hated on regularly and ferociously by the more deranged members of the Jennifer Aniston fanbase. “Die of AIDS like Angelina Whore-ly’s African baby!” is one of my all-time favourites. I think they went after The Italian Queen yesterday. I think they frightened her. Full Story

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Ben Barnes, Oscar Wilde, CS Lewis, and Bono

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 08:49:15 June 2, 2010 08:49:15

Movie release dates are very confusing. I thought Dorian Gray was out a long time ago. And it’s available now on Air Canada, at least it was when we flew Toronto to Frankfurt en route to Nice. So I thought it had already opened in North America but now I’m not entirely sure since Ben Barnes was promoting it today in Spain. Full Story

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Granny Freeze with dark hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 08:14:45 June 2, 2010 08:14:45

This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same. Full Story

June 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 08:00:29 June 2, 2010 08:00:29

Happy 50th Birthday Lynne in Ottawa (looking great!) from your loving daughters Regan and Paige who want you to remember this one as your happiest. Happy Belated 28th Birthday Izzy! The Peace Corps sounds good. No babies sound good. And I’m sorry about your SATC2 leg cramping. Yes, the movie was so sh-t, I’m not surprised your muscles were seizing. Full Story

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am actually quite surprised that the box office for Sex & the City 2 was so underwhelming. Reviews usually don’t matter in these situations. The people have already demonstrated this, over and over again, almost in spite of critic hatred.  Read Full Intro

Leo & Bar go shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 16:36:22 June 1, 2010 16:36:22

For cameras. He seems to buy a lot of them. I feel like once a year he’s photographed camera shopping. Maybe they’re for taking pictures of the tigers. He was in Asia recently on a research mission about tigers and has partnered with the World Wildlife Fund to raise $20 million to protect the endangered species. Full Story

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Annie forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 13:24:02 June 1, 2010 13:24:02

About a month ago the NY Post reported that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend Adam Shulman and a friend stole a mural from the Meatpacking District. The two apparently brought screwdrivers with them, unfastened the art from the barricade on which it was hanging, and then took off into a building where, presumably, they installed their new prize. Full Story

Coop on dicks, douches, and assholes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 12:41:00 June 1, 2010 12:41:00

The new Details featuring Bradley Cooper on the cover. Hot. And right off the top he offers his personal definitions distinguishing between dicks, douches, and assholes: "A dick is harmful. A dick is hurtful. Now, a douche he's just an idiot. He's lame. A dick is a hurtful douche. And then there's the asshole. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 11:09:34 June 1, 2010 11:09:34

JailBait Miley treats the Portuguese to her camel toe (The Superficial)

Adrien’s douche stache is definitely dating someone more boring that Blake Lively. Yes, it’s possible (Dlisted)

Scarlett and Ryan giving up Hollywood? (Popeater)

Kelly Brook for FHM (Hollywood Tuna)

I want to inherit Gwen’s wardrobe! (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart on dating and tabloids (Pop Sugar)

Chris Colfer (Kurt from Glee) on how his voice was not always a gift (Towleroad)

Kelly Rowland in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel Bilson in short shorts (Popoholic)

The British Taylor Momsen? (Go Fug Yourself)

Take refuge among Hello Kitties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 09:46:54 June 1, 2010 09:46:54

SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

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