January 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:30:04 January 13, 2010 06:30:04

To Mario from Isabelle – Happy 3 Year Anniversary! And looking ahead to July! Happy 30th Birthday Carlee from Melissa who is predicting an epic decade for you as you finish your masters, start a new career, and family with Chris. Congratulations to Ian Kerr, from Vancouver, the Director of Photography for Facing Ali, just shortlisted for an Oscar nomination! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about NBC’s late night f-ckery, especially the late night subjects themselves, and of course Letterman is revelling in the debacle, sparing Conan but skewering Jay and, in particular, targeting Carson Daly.  Read Full Intro

His and Her Rising Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 16:54:01 January 12, 2010 16:54:01

In 2008, Shia LaBeouf received the BAFTA Rising Star Award. Two years later, his girlfriend Carey Mulligan has been nominated for the same, and is expected to also receive a nomination for Best Leading Actress for An Education which leads the nominations longlist at 17 mentions. His and Her Rising Stars? It’s a little twee, sure. Full Story

Much better McAdams is not Kruger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 14:00:00 January 12, 2010 14:00:00

Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the edge but not the upstage overdress. Full Story

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Conan’s letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 12:47:00 January 12, 2010 12:47:00

Well rationalised, well argued, and some fighting words. Albeit in a classy way. Conan O’Brien has just released a statement re: the f-ckery at NBC. He refuses to move, and he shouldn’t have to. No, Conan is not acquiescing. Conan is throwing down. And he’s putting NBC in a position to either let go of Leno or fire him and pay the penalty and look even worse. Full Story

Assy Glee style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 12:37:20 January 12, 2010 12:37:20

Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh-t. These Glee girls need some proper styling. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 10:38:48 January 12, 2010 10:38:48

The dude I thought should have been Edward Cullen gets greased up and sexed up (The Superficial)

Dried chappy lips AND a charred peen? Sorry, he does not give me the moists (Dlisted)

Katy humping Ke$ha (Hollywood Tuna)

Zoe Saldana making money in lavender. Good. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston’s wide leg pants (Pop Sugar)

Yeah it’s Blake’s best photo shoot. And her tits aren’t featured, how ‘bout that? (Popoholic)

See? THIS is why he’s George Clooney (Popeater)

Tom Cruise is the sexiest on a list of… WHO? Why is Seth Green on there!?!? (The Blemish)

I just… I mean… you couldn’t pay me in Jim Sturgesses to be like this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Hugh Jackman said to Keith Urban about his chest hair (Go Fug Yourself)

Norah in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 09:54:35 January 12, 2010 09:54:35

Last year was a hot one for Vancouver filming. While the Twilight Nation eagerly awaits word about Breaking Dawn’s shooting location, other smaller projects are kicking off the new year here. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are coming home to film I’m With Cancer next month and right now, already rolling, Kat Dennings is in town working on Mike Goldbach’s Daydream Nation co-starring Josh Lucas (who replaced Scott Speedman) and Andie McDowell. Full Story

Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 08:59:52 January 12, 2010 08:59:52

Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do with Megan’s obnoxious attitude and the sh-t that comes out of her mouth and the poor-man’s Jolie-ness about her entire image. Full Story

Jacek, she’s too skinny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 08:22:00 January 12, 2010 08:22:00

Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not that she wasn’t small to begin with, of course she was, but now it’s Ellen Pompeo styles. Full Story

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The Italian Queen’s New York pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 07:39:08 January 12, 2010 07:39:08

I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was invited to regularly roll with the Brange? Come on now. Full Story

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