Rough patch, happy ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 12:23:29 July 31, 2009 12:23:29

Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal lines all tangled up, especially since there was already some history between the two, and it was a humiliation that pushed the marriage to the brink. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 12:20:02 July 31, 2009 12:20:02

F-cking LOVE Anderson Cooper (Dlisted)

I love Scarjo’s blouse (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate the Magnificent (Just Jared)

Gwen’s gorgeous family portraits (Pop Sugar)

What would Karl say about these Tyra poses? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Seinfeld reunion! (INO)

The best use for Porny’s leopard Loub’s (Wonderwall)

Another useless blonde twats gets a book deal (The Superficial)

What it’s like to kiss LipGloss Zac Efron (PopEater)

Emile Douche poses with a limp flower (ASL)

No Tongue or Thumb for Seth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 10:12:48 July 31, 2009 10:12:48

LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story

Morning Kings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:58:38 July 31, 2009 09:58:38

Sigh. They’re so big now. Big enough to be on The Today Show. And this is great for them. After so many years of being recognised overseas and totally neglected here, this is so great for them. But Kings of Leon on morning tv feels a little…gross? Maybe it’s just me. Am seeing them for the first time in Vancouver August 16th. Full Story

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Nikki Reed’s death wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:40:14 July 31, 2009 09:40:14

Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com Full Story

Ryan singled out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:36:55 July 31, 2009 08:36:55

Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting read, definitely some insight into moviemaking. Full Story

Whitewashed for Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:23:15 July 31, 2009 08:23:15

I posted this article yesterday about George Clooney’s new Italian piece and a clip that a reader called Claudia sent me that allegedly shows Elisabetta getting, um, a fellatio facial. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:33:41 July 31, 2009 07:33:41

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

The better Ryan on a bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:18:51 July 31, 2009 07:18:51

Ryan Reynolds rides a bike too. But Ryan Reynolds is a dick. And Ryan Gosling is most certainly not. Gosling was at Bardot last night. Was stopped by fans on his way out and happily obliged for autographs and photos. Was also briefly threatened by some crazy person who – what is it with these people??? – desperately needed a hug. Full Story

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July 31, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:08:00 July 31, 2009 07:08:00

Happy 32nd Birthday Megan J! Congratulations on your first condo and the trip through Europe and here’s a little J McAvoy to get your weekend off right! To Renee – Happy Birthday! Of course I don’t hold it against you that Robert Pattinson is your Johnny. Because of this line in your email “Lainey, he’s my Johnny…only that Johnny can act”. Full Story

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Mel Gibson took his mail order baby mother to a club opening in Hollywood last night. Some tabloid wanted photos of the couple, he objected, and when the intrepid reporter kept trying, Mel went on the attack, ripping the man’s shirt open. Needless to say, the man presented himself at the police station 5 minutes later to file a battery report.

Crazy bastard.

Remember when Mel Gibson was a sexy beast and not a racist, violent, bible thumping middle aged philanderer?

Click here for more on Mel’s latest rage.

As for the Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit situation – I tweeted about it yesterday. Visit my Twitter here and will write a lengthier post about it as soon as possible. We must GOOP first.

Thursday – am blogging all day. Check back often. Don’t forget to scroll down for missed late day posts!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey