Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 11:54:00 June 30, 2009 11:54:00

My Shamef-ck: it’s not just his finger, it’s the GOLD CHAIN (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a nightrobe is STILL boring (Hollywood Tuna)

Jason Stackhouse fashion shoot! (Just Jared)

How Kid Rock is following up Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson (The Superficial)

LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron – his hair after boating (Pop Sugar)

Rumour has it there was white powder in her green room at an event recently (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan says she works harder than you (INO)

Lola brings Madge & Guy together again?!!!?? (Cele|bitchy)

Godfather Parent Pimp is at it AGAIN! (Holy Moly)

Megan Fox as a bloody cheerleader (Popoholic)

Jay is one of the few

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 09:55:00 June 30, 2009 09:55:00

Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami Full Story

At home on his Vespa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 08:46:47 June 30, 2009 08:46:47

You can’t see it here but he’s been booting around on one in Vancouver for the last couple of weeks. Joshua Jackson is home. For work. Production on Fringe has moved here and he was spotted on set yesterday shooting scenes for the new season. Cutie! And where’s Diane Kruger? She’s here too! They’ve been very low key, able to get around without much, if any, attention, getting coffee together in the mornings, strolling around downtown undetected, enjoying summertime in Vancouver and it’ll be a gorgeous week ahead. Full Story

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MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 08:17:29 June 30, 2009 08:17:29

He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in her words, that they didn’t get past first base. Full Story

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Marion Hair Art

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 07:12:08 June 30, 2009 07:12:08

Not many can, right? But my Marion definitely can. And Michelle, who has spasms every time a celebrity attempts sateen, would concede that Marion is among the few who can work it without spoil. Michelle also mentioned last week that she found Marion’s accent embarrassing in Public Enemies. Some kind of French/American hybrid that sounded awkward and inauthentic. Full Story

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Pattinson exteriors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 06:38:00 June 30, 2009 06:38:00

It’s Robert “Rob” Pattinson this morning on set in NYC. Every day outside...is this film entirely exteriors? Maybe it’s a cinematic love note to New York. A cinematic love note starring Sparkles? Oh yeah, New York will love that. Several Twilight superfans have sent along the screenplay for the film. Full Story

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In London and speaking French

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 06:32:00 June 30, 2009 06:32:00

Not at once but photos and then a couple clips. This is Johnny Depp yesterday at the UK premiere of Public Enemies, black on black pinstripes looking perfect and light violet tinted shades. Sigh… So as you know, Johnny and Vanessa they make their home in France. And they apparently speak French at home. Full Story

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Did you watch True Blood last night? Yes. You’re right. Eric > Bill. Eric > every vampire. Even in his guido trans-am track suit, Eric is the sh-t. Like, why is Sookie wasting her time with that other one? This season will continue to build and build. Episode 4 is killer. You must watch next week.

So while I was playing golf all weekend, everyone else was apparently seeing Transformers. And people are STILL seeing The Hangover. You know it’s made more money now than Wolverine? Cooper > Jackman? Oh la. The debate rages.

But there is no debate about Michael Cera’s Year One. Colossal flop critically and commercially. And with Joseph Gordon Levitt’s (500) Days of Summer generating so much positive advance buzz, looks like this round of their BoyFight belongs to Joe.

It’s Monday. Am online all day. Check back often!

TODAY IS THE NO DOUBT TICKET GIVEAWAY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

No London for Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 17:55:14 June 29, 2009 17:55:14

Pip is in London to promote William Rast. He's been in town since before the weekend, was enjoying himself at Elton John's annual White Tie & Tiara party when news broke of MJ's passing. Here he is on the runway today looking really, really great. So much more attractive when his Shelf Ass isn't around. Full Story

Footloose Androgynous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 13:55:38 June 29, 2009 13:55:38

This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. Full Story