Little Lolita & Leg Lengthening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 09:07:58 April 2, 2010 09:07:58

Hayden Panettiere was spotted out in West Hollywood yesterday with her dog and her boyfriend (he’s a boxer) Wladimir Klitschko. She’s on the short end of short, and he’s on the tall end of tall, and so, as you can see, you can almost stack two of her to make one of him. Tricky. I saw these photos and it was perfect timing. Full Story

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Renee wants to be close

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 08:43:46 April 2, 2010 08:43:46

For many reasons. Bradley Cooper is in New York shooting The Dark Fields with Abbie Cornish. And you know, it’s not like Abbie’s never moved in on another woman’s man before. What? I don’t care how great she was in Bright Star. That sh-t was off side. Check it – Coop and Abbie seemed relaxed and friendly together on set yesterday. Full Story

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Exclusive: Jakey G & Isabel Lucas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 08:05:00 April 2, 2010 08:05:00

The McJakey campaign was born after Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal presented together at the Oscars. Unfortunately there will be no McJakey. Not yet. Because it looks like Jakey is tied up with someone else. Jake is currently shooting a movie in Montreal called Source Code. Last night he was spotted at Garde Manger and I’m told exclusively that he was “all cuddled up” with Isabel Lucas. Full Story

April 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 07:47:23 April 2, 2010 07:47:23

Happy 30th Birthday Beth! Have a great time in Vegas with Glenda, Susan, Christy, Natalie, and Heather! To KU from JS. Here's to giving the little c the finger and staying strong despite feeling like sh*t. Your talents amaze me. Please keep exploring what's inside your head because once the pen hits the paper, it's truly beautiful. Full Story

This Angie...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 14:02:50 April 1, 2010 14:02:50

Is the Angelina that made her Angelina. This Angelina is the one I prefer. Could do without the mothering and the world saving. She’s a movie star. I want to see her in movies, starring as a vengeful bitch who outwits the assholes, and leaves a body count. There are few actresses who can believably play action. Full Story

Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 12:48:23 April 1, 2010 12:48:23

He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember and Nights in Rodanthe, is comparing himself to the greats, those who’ve works have stood the test of time, who are still being read after centuries, who are still shaping our morality and our perspective. Full Story

Potter... or Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 11:45:59 April 1, 2010 11:45:59

Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than. Full Story

Sam Worthington’s fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 10:53:33 April 1, 2010 10:53:33

It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at the LA premiere of Clash of the Titans last night. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 10:33:49 April 1, 2010 10:33:49

Single and fame desperate in a bikini (The Superficial)

Bet you this dress originally came with straps (Dlisted)

Sigh. Sandy is reconsidering now (Popeater)

Ageless Alyssa Milano (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard’s birthday present for Jacek (Just Jared)

Ashley Olsen adds to the Twin Empire (Pop Sugar

More proof that Twi-Hards are dumbass with their money (Betty Confidential)

Liz Hurley in leopard print wishing she had as much amazingness as Joan Collins (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo in a lot of leather in Iron Man 2 (Popoholic)

The boots are less frightening than how short those shorty shorts are (Go Fug Yourself)

Just cuz he’s good doesn’t mean it’s a good idea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 09:48:35 April 1, 2010 09:48:35

David Fincher is a good director. And if there had never been an attempt at making The Millennium Trilogy into a movie series he’d be the best candidate, sure, to take on the task. BUT THERE ALREADY IS A FILM VERSION OF THE MILLENNIUM TRILOGY. It is hugely successful in Europe. It has earned the overwhelming approval of Stieg Larsson’s fans. Full Story