Globes Worst Hair: Debra Messing

January 12, 2009 06:48:20 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:48:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away. Am so over her. And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff Zucker for a return to network television. Full Story

Globes Best Hair: RDJ

January 12, 2009 06:39:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great soundbite all at the same time. Full Story

Globes Pre-Puberty: Zac Efron

January 12, 2009 06:33:53 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:33:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle pointed it out – LipGloss is incapable of growing facial hair. And he makes up for it by not washing his hair? Like Robert Pattinson? But Rob Pattinson can grow a beard. So Zac’s answer to that is to bring his beard. And Vanessa Hudgens looked as out of place among the major players as he did. Full Story

Globes Worst Fit: Blake Lively

January 12, 2009 06:27:44 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:27:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like by 2 sizes. At least. Chill before you start foaming at the mouth and composing that hate mail. Am not saying she’s big. Of course she’s not big. But she’s making herself look bigger by stuffing her body into a dress that doesn’t fit. Take a closer look – that sh-t is so tight she can’t even tuck the hanger straps all the way into the side. Full Story

Globes Most Amateur: Freida Pinto

January 12, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I love her. You know she’s stunning. But it’s her first time. It’s all happening so quickly. So when poking her with our judgy stick, let’s not go too hardcore. Freida Pinto is a novice. And while nothing can take away from her beauty, well, this dress is trying its best to. Full Story

Globes Most Nauseous: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

January 12, 2009 06:07:45 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:07:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe because his girlfriend wasn’t with him. Have they split up? Maybe because he’s always been a tortured soul. Maybe because he knew he was in for 3 hours without a bump. Maybe he had the flu? Ate some bad Chinese? Whatever the reason, JRM is hurting. Same goes for his skin. And while my loins have never particularly hankered for his business, I’ve always conceded in the past, he is a beautiful, beautiful boy. Full Story

Globes Best Daughter: Rumer Willis

January 12, 2009 06:03:55 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:03:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, she doesn’t photograph well. But the dress, the colour, the shape, HER shape… lovely. And if you watched the show, you would have seen, as I’ve mentioned, when she moves, when you can see her moving, and her expressions, when she’s animated, it’s really not bad at all. Full Story

Globes Most Hungry: Sally Hawkins

January 12, 2009 05:57:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 05:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She made Victoria Beckham look healthy. Seriously, I was alarmed when she started making her way to the stage. Those arms! Those little arms! Oh Sally… Sally’s emotion was charming, as was Emma Thompson’s in-audience support, though seriously it’s like she hasn’t eat since Meryl Streep last won an Oscar. Full Story

About the Golden Globes 2009

January 12, 2009 05:49:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 05:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why isn’t Ricky Gervais the host of an awards show… any awards show? His moment with Kate Winslet was gold – remember her appearance on Extras?Kate Winslet on Extras montage The cutest thing, Kate’s friendship with Leo, non? And it’s hard to reconcile too. That he can at once appreciate the amazing woman that is Kate Winslet and still at the same time exclusively date teenage models. Full Story

January 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 12, 2009 05:39:09 Posted at January 12, 2009 05:39:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Martha B – Happy Birthday! You’ve been supporting my smut a long, long time. It’s an honour to wish you the best today. Happy 30th Birthday Jennifer P! 30 is so not old. Promise! You will love the new decade!  Full Story

Friday, January 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Slumdog, Slumdog – yes, yes, YES!

The little movie kicked big ass last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards taking home Best Picture, Best Director, Best Writer, and Best Young Actor for Dev Patel pretty much assuring an Oscar nomination and, perhaps, just maybe, a crazy unthinkable impossible win for Slumdog the Underdog on February 22nd… ??? Can you stand it? And have you seen it? You must.

So Round 1 goes to Sean Penn. Named Best Actor over Mickey Rourke even though it’s the critics who have been the most supportive of Mickey’s comeback turn in The Wrestler. When it comes to industry votes then, Sean has to be considered an overwhelming favourite. Rourke has 6 weeks to rally… will he?

And the ladies of Pradia tie. Love.

To see the full list of Critics’ Choice winners click here. Benjamin Button suddenly doesn’t look like such a sure thing…

Here’s my Freida Pinto with Danny Boyle and the Slumdog team last night and also at a style party just before looking exquisite in black. Dev Patel couldn’t come. Hopefully he’ll be around on Sunday.

I’ve been posting late in the day. Scroll down to get caught up.

Have a great weekend. Enjoy the Globes! Full Globe wrap-up on Monday morning!

Yours in gossip,


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