When queens fight…

April 14, 2009 11:57:02 Posted at April 14, 2009 11:57:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the best sh-t ever. Spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives although I can’t imagine you don’t know about this by now… Marc Cherry has killed off Nicolette Sheridan/Edie Britt. I don’t watch DH, have never watched a full episode, but I know enough that Edie was the skank ho on the block and now she’s gone. Full Story

Cullen Week

April 14, 2009 11:15:00 Posted at April 14, 2009 11:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While his wife was forced to be nice to Tori Spelling last night, Peter Facinelli reported to work on the set of New Moon in Vancouver – seen here at the airport arriving with co-star Elizabeth Reaser. Peter is super cute…only those pants aren’t working for me. Downtown there were more: Kellan Lutz and Ashley Green went out to eat and hit H&M together, enjoying some free time before the big Cullen shoot. Full Story

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I love your new hair

April 14, 2009 10:51:17 Posted at April 14, 2009 10:51:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. Hugh Jackman slowly making his way to America on Wolverine promotion – in Rome today at a photocall showing off darker, shorter hair. I die. So hot. And the leather, and the pants, and him, just him, and he will always be sexier to me this way, fully clothed and stylish, than he is when he’s bulging through a white beater tank. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 14, 2009 10:32:21 Posted at April 14, 2009 10:32:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Billy Ray smack down Jamie Foxx? Please Let.This.Happen. (Dlisted)

Want Elle’s dress (Hollywood Tuna)

What Mimi Cheese wore for Easter! (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie tweets and…cooks?!?! (Pop Sugar)

More people know her than they do Kyle Chandler. WHY??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beyonce bedazzled for dinner (INO)

Matthew’s baby mother > Jaclyn Smith? Bitch… please! (Cele|bitchy)

Keira Knightley hates what you do here (Holy Moly)

Can this girl even act? (Popoholic)

What she found on her windshield (IDLYITW)

In the mood for some Sookie Stackhouse?

April 14, 2009 10:07:00 Posted at April 14, 2009 10:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, I received hate mail from a lady called Margaret who wrote that “I feel very sorry for you that you are not educated enough to appreciate certain things in life. If you could appreciate brilliant literature and the beautiful world Stephenie Meyer has created that has touched us all with the eternal love story between Bella and Edward it would be different for you. Full Story

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Who’s supporting KFed Jr?

April 14, 2009 09:05:17 Posted at April 14, 2009 09:05:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

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Best Date Ever

April 14, 2009 08:27:18 Posted at April 14, 2009 08:27:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly adorable Taraji P Henson, fresh off her Oscar nomination, and now… Marky Mark and my #1 James Franco have just confirmed Full Story

The newest pants you’ve ever seen

April 14, 2009 07:52:02 Posted at April 14, 2009 07:52:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? This is Russell Crowe outside Letterman last night arriving in the newest pair of jeans, like, of all time. So new they probably glow in the dark. Russell taped his appearance in advance – it will air on Friday. Not sure what’s up with the super undercover styles – it was the same this morning when he went out for his morning run. Full Story

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LipGloss, Letterman, and inside feet

April 14, 2009 07:25:12 Posted at April 14, 2009 07:25:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“I’m not programmed by Disney”. It’s what he says at one point during his interview with GQ – Zac Efron is the pretty boy on the new cover – an entire interview spent convincing us that he’s more than prepackaged goodness, that he’s more than just a machine, that he is not a robot produced by the mouse. Full Story

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Lilo or Die

April 14, 2009 06:42:33 Posted at April 14, 2009 06:42:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. Full Story

April 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 14, 2009 06:31:08 Posted at April 14, 2009 06:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Emily – Happy 32nd Birthday! You’re right, we don’t agree on everything. We don’t agree on much! But I am grateful to have spent these years gossiping with you and wish you a wonderful day, full of smutty opportunities to hate on Gwyneth. To Olga K who is in school fulltime, volunteers at 2 hospitals, is busy with a summer job, and is the best friend ever – good luck at Yoga In Motion Full Story