July 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 06:31:36 July 10, 2009 06:31:36

This is for Heather who is celebrating tonight with a party – congratulations on formalizing your 250 pound weight loss from a two-timing asshole! Love the new philosophy, love the attitude, and you know I always love revenge. Have so much fun tonight with the people who love you most! And by request – here’s Ewan at Wimbledon. Full Story

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Jacek for pinch-hitting yesterday while I was en route to New York. Yes. He messed up the Tingles – they’ve since been fixed, you can stop yelling at him now. Re: his post about Pene and Monica Cruz and the strange underwear though, I was surprised he didn’t write about what it was like when we went to Victoria’s Secret together. In Vegas. The only time I’ve ever seen him excited to walk into a store with me. And then he started pouting. Because everything he wanted me to buy was a torture garment. That sh-t is uncomfortable. I refuse and it’s his biggest complaint in life. Why can’t proper coverage cotton panties be a turn-ON?

I thought Emma Watson’s nude cotton panties were adorable. No doubt you’ve heard about what happened when the wind blew on the carpet the other night in London at the HP6 premiere. She discussed it very gracefully on Letterman yesterday – more on that later. Emma is in New York.

Thursday – am blogging all day from New York. Love it here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

George helps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 15:11:17 July 9, 2009 15:11:17

The G8 summit is happening now in L’Aquila, Italy and after spending his vacation at Lake Como with Bill Murray paddling with the ladies and boozy dinners with more ladies George Clooney dropped by and toured the area hit by the earthquake. He’s also supposed to be in town for a theatre opening. Full Story

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High fashion JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 13:01:25 July 9, 2009 13:01:25

That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. JailBait Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available. Full Story

Spn’d T’gles K-Y Intense:Beckhams vs Mr & Mrs Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 12:32:00 July 9, 2009 12:32:00

It’s the Beckhams vs Mimi and Nick… Chav vs Cheese! Although Victoria is trying to put the chav behind her, we all know class can’t be bought, no matter how many Birkins she has in her closet. And while they claim to hate the attention, well, we all know better. Posh lives for the camera. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:44:15 July 9, 2009 10:44:15

Dealbreaker! DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dlisted)

Kings of Leon and their girls (Just Jared)

Um…how did that man get this girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia shirtless….Oh yeah. (Pop Sugar)

She is SO attractive. Why is she related to him?!!!??? (The Superficial)

Thoughts on Gisele Bundchen with a short blonde wig? (Popoholic)

Audrey Tautou: stunning in Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cruz Beckham is named after the GMD!?!?! (INO)

Brought tears to my eyes: Ralph is there for Liam (Cele|bitchy)

Ready for new True Blood? Spoiler photos here! (True-Blood.net)

GOOPy’s new detox diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:10:08 July 9, 2009 10:10:08

No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few of you obsessed BumpWatchers claimed to see something when she visited Conan on his first week on the job at the Tonight Show. Full Story

Overdresser Overreactor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 08:48:23 July 9, 2009 08:48:23

So there was a report last month out of one of the UK rags – unreliable as usual – about Kate Beckinsale missing out on the lead role in a remake of Barbarella. The Daily Express claimed last month that she was “heartbroken” over being rejected from the part. The publication also said that it was a “real blow” to Kate professionally. Full Story

I draw the line at the sheer shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 07:36:00 July 9, 2009 07:36:00

He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off some new tats and even the squiggle on top of his head appears to be receding but the sheer black shirt is one step too far. Full Story

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Poise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:40:09 July 9, 2009 06:40:09

That’s what it is. It’s poise. And still youthful too. You believe that Emma Watson is 19. She’s as mature as she needs to be and no more, does that make sense? Emma is not a 40 year old Lohan/Cyrus hag. But Emma is definitely adorable. On Letterman last night – clever and quick and I love the way she handled the wardrobe malfunction question. Full Story

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