Nicolas Cage wears a weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 12:15:00 March 3, 2010 12:15:00

On the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York. As you know, he owes the government something like $13 million, blaming his business manager for piss poor financial advice. Ok, well, there’s sh-tty financial advice and then there’s owning a fleet of 20+ rare luxury vehicles just to have them sit in the garage and look pretty, to say nothing of his alleged penchant for buying random antiques and cult collectors’ items and not one but two castles. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 10:10:00 March 3, 2010 10:10:00

Emilie de Ravin on love scenes with Robert Pattinson (Popeater)

I’ll take the Chosen One over this any time, all the time (Dlisted)

Megan Fox has an exclusive vagina (The Superficial)

Salma’s reading time cleave (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle + Pene and they’re touching = Jacek is distracted (Just Jared)

MK & Ashley Olsen on the carpet in black and blue (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab in a gold bodysuit – this is what to expect on Dancing with the Sh-ts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny’s betrayal (E!Online)

See? I. Hate. People. SO MUCH (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe discusses his Gay Face (Towleroad)

Lilo OK! for Sarah S

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 09:12:01 March 3, 2010 09:12:01

This is for Sarah S who’s received some devastating news and has requested some “crack tweets/Lilo smut” for a temporary distraction. I’m so sorry to hear. Sending you a hug and some Lindsay Lohan f-ckery. Ready? Like it wasn’t bunk ass enough she had to stoop to talking to The UK Sun Full Story

Pube-less Matt vs the Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 08:11:13 March 3, 2010 08:11:13

Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Full Story

Family time, then tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:58:08 March 3, 2010 07:58:08

This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Reese & Renee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:41:13 March 3, 2010 07:41:13

At the Vera Wang boutique opening in LA last night. My favourite photos of the day. Have a look at Reese Witherspoon’s face standing next to Renee Zellweger working it, exerting it, for the cameras. Kills me. Like Reese doesn’t know what the f-ck to make of the bony pose-hard. And is kind of embarrassed for her. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:29:12 March 3, 2010 07:29:12

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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March 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:07:05 March 3, 2010 07:07:05

Happy 30th Birthday Kristine! Per your birthday request, here are photos of Christina Hendricks in Vegas a couple of weeks ago. And also Jay Onrait, first at the Canada/Russia hockey game with his pom pom hat, and then again with me at the Closing Ceremony. The entire country is missing him on morning tv. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sigh. I miss the Olympics. I don’t miss having a deadline like a pistol to my head every day but I do miss my friends, we worked together in the trenches from night to morning, and now one by one they’ve flown home, and we have to wait two years in London (hopefully) to do it all over again.  Read Full Intro

Pre-Oscar kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 15:38:48 March 2, 2010 15:38:48

SO cute! Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf are in New York, still very much together, still very much in love. Sigh. They are my favourite. It even seems like he has less of an attitude problem these days because of her. I’m projecting? Carey of course should be headed for LA soon and the Oscars. Full Story

Leather jacket and knock knees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 13:47:09 March 2, 2010 13:47:09

Clive Owen arrived in LA yesterday in a beautiful leather jacket. He’s a beast. But, as I mentioned several months ago, because I am a shallow fickle bitch, it hurts me when I see his knock knees. Sometimes they’re less obvious and the quiver is well protected. Sometimes, however, like in these photos, the knock knees are quite pronounced. Full Story