After Ebola – sweat it out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 10:12:46 March 30, 2010 10:12:46

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

I quit you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 09:25:00 March 30, 2010 09:25:00

Finally had the chance last night to read James Franco's short story published in Esquire and any vestiges of Freebie Five-ness that I'd been clinging to for him were officially killed. Because He. Is. So. TRY. James Franco is the celebrity Try writing equivalent to Victoria Beckham Try in style. Full Story

Public puking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 07:48:55 March 30, 2010 07:48:55

This is surprisingly not about Lindsay Lohan. But it is a surprise why these two aren’t hanging out. It’s not like they haven’t before. Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton was at the Bar Marmont the other night on her own and f-cked up. Full Story

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She didn’t go to Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 07:24:09 March 30, 2010 07:24:09

What? Aaron Johnson and Chloe Grace Moretz were at the Berlin photo call today for Kick-Ass but there was no sign of Aaron’s baby mother Sam Taylor-Wood. Perhaps she’s resting at the hotel, perhaps she’ll show for the carpet? Hopefully. "OK, you c-nts, let's see what you can do now!" This might turn out to be Hit Girl’s most famous line. Full Story

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Jen’s night shoe problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 06:56:59 March 30, 2010 06:56:59

This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and again this afternoon, turning up in Madrid on this seemingly interminable media run. Full Story

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March 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 06:38:31 March 30, 2010 06:38:31

Happy Birthday Madelyn! Congratulations on the twins and on the new night nurse! Did you see the Nick Hoult post yesterday? Here are a few more from the premiere of Clash of the Titans in London last night. Christina says you think he’d make a great Lewis. We must debate this. Photos from Gareth Cattermole/Dave Hogan/ Full Story

Monday, March 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

“It’s fun, it’s sad, and it’s kind of sad that it’s so much fun” – so wrote A.O. Scott for the New York Times in his review of Hot Tub Time Machine. Can’t wait to see Hot Tub Time Machine.  Read Full Intro

Nicholas Hoult for Shannon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 15:30:34 March 29, 2010 15:30:34

I received an email today from a reader called Shannon: “Hi Lainey! I love you but why don't you love Nicholas Hoult??!!!!” How could I not love Marcus? I saw About a Boy with a very good friend of mine and it had been a sh-tty day and we hit the movie and it was 2 hours of relief and we came out of there feeling so much better. Full Story

The Chosen Thumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 14:35:40 March 29, 2010 14:35:40

She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? Some stickers? Maybe a cookie? Love it so much. Full Story

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Cam D booty shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 13:35:29 March 29, 2010 13:35:29

Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like when those legs were wrapped around his waist. Full Story

Your mother is missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 12:25:30 March 29, 2010 12:25:30

By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, more probably, as Michael K from Full Story

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