Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 08:01:00 July 30, 2009 08:01:00

Twi-Hards were in distress yesterday, not over Robert Pattinson for a change, but because Rachelle Lefevre was coldheartedly booted out of the saga and replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard. Poor Bryce. You know how crazy those losers can get. Hopefully they won’t hate on her too hard. It’s not her fault. Full Story

GOOPy’s summer book list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 07:24:07 July 30, 2009 07:24:07

No chicken, no video, but books! GOOPy’s back to books! And it’s not a bad list either. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow solicited reading recommendations from her well connected friends – when she casually throws down their credentials it’s better than namedropping – in preparation for what she calls some holiday time in August. Full Story

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July 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 07:08:38 July 30, 2009 07:08:38

For Amalia – Happy Birthday tomorrow and I’m sorry to hear about your heart so by request, here’s your man Justin Timberlake without “the horse” as you call her. Try to have a great weekend. Celebrate being 20! With many, MANY boys ahead!  Full Story

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Want to look good naked?

Those of you in the UK are well familiar with the show…and it’s coming to Canada! How To Look Good Naked encourages women to embrace their curves, their lives, and learn how to best show off their figures – without surgery. And … unlike so much of the f-ckery on television these days, it’s not for 20 year olds.

How To Look Good Naked will air on the W Network and is currently casting, on the hunt for real Canadian women aged 25 – 60. Interested? Click here first for all the details including application guidelines. Can’t wait to see you take your clothes off!

Wednesday – will be blogging all day. Easy Twi-Hards, we’ll get to the casting shakeup in a bit. Scroll down if you missed the articles yesterday on kinky George Clooney and Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicole Richie was not in the limo.

PPS. At the eTalk photo shoot on Saturday we tried out a fake bob, tucked all my hair underneath with pins. Loved it at the time, in real life the way it moved around, but hate it in the stills. HATE. Jacek isn’t down with it either. Thoughts? What’s up Traci Melchor!!!

Everyone’s on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 16:30:59 July 29, 2009 16:30:59

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are now in Rome on holiday with their children, including Marc’s from his previous marriage, arriving via private jet with a motherload of luggage. JLo checked into her hotel then changed into casual clothes to go shopping. Holiday. Sigh. etalk is on hiatus this week and next which means I have no studio commitments, yay! So we’re heading out on mini-vacation too – to Whistler tomorrow. Full Story

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Keep working!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 15:05:50 July 29, 2009 15:05:50

Jude Law is fertile! He already has 3 children with Sadie Frost, now EW.com has confirmed exclusively that Jude is expecting a 4th child with a mystery woman. Apparently they are no longer involved but intend to parent together. Full Story

Best ringtone EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 13:17:00 July 29, 2009 13:17:00

Will have to fight my main ‘mo over this one. Darren – step OFF my ring tone. I posted the other day this article about the September Issue. Full Story

Spittle and Wet Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 12:25:36 July 29, 2009 12:25:36

So happy to be papped on a film set – Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler continue to shoot The Bounty in New York in a scene that involves Jen getting wet and of course photographers were around as he hugged her while she toweled off. Cover shots for next week! Comes from the same source that snapped Jen and Gerry arm in arm a couple of weeks ago – see those photos here Full Story

Shopping with Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 11:44:00 July 29, 2009 11:44:00

Angelina Jolie and her girls went toy shopping yesterday while dad was working in Berlin. The video is below. Miss Zahara is rocking her stars, has inherited her father’s style sense. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 11:07:11 July 29, 2009 11:07:11

How will you survive a day with no tongue, no thumb? (Dlisted)

Hot babe, baaaad pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny wants her body back (The Superficial)

Ok from this angle doesn’t my ex boyfriend look good? Shut UP Duana. (Just Jared)

No Tony? Jessica Simpson looks great! (Pop Sugar)

Another reason to watch Mad Men …because they told January Jones she’s too skinny (INO)

Size 2 gets on her knees for Robert Pattinson’s marble member (Cele|bitchy)

Hollywood twats date the douchiest guys (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

When plastic surgery meets ‘roid monkey (Towleroad)

Guess who’s missing? (ASL)