Losing weight, losing out

March 12, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at March 12, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating more drama on top of Lindsay’s pre-existing manufactured drama. Full Story

GOOPy DVDs

March 12, 2009 06:57:15 Posted at March 12, 2009 06:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth last night after dinner at Cipriani. Very short skirt as usual. Long toned legs as usual. Red Kab string as usual. But no makeup which I love about my girl because, well, look at Carrie Underwood – more on that later. And then the hair. Prairie hair. Or settler hair. It’s the GOOPer at her most “casual”. Full Story

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Joaquin scuffle

March 12, 2009 06:45:24 Posted at March 12, 2009 06:45:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That loser was in Miami last night “performing”. Was heckled from the crowd and deservedly so which prompted Joaquin to jump the dude. Melee ensued, Phoenix is hauled away, Casey Affleck naturally shot the whole thing, and they probably laughed about it at the hotel afterwards the entire night. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson GQ

March 12, 2009 06:33:36 Posted at March 12, 2009 06:33:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few select messages from my mailbox: We have come to Vancouver from South America to see Robert Pattinson. Please Lainey tell us how we can see him! From Anna Lainey I know you’ll call me a loser fan but he’s right here in our city and I just need a glimpse so can you have pity on an obsessed Rob Patts fan and just give me a clue where he’s staying……. Full Story

March 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 12, 2009 06:28:46 Posted at March 12, 2009 06:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Kim – good luck with the ride! 200km from Calgary into the Rockies to conquer cancer! Am thinking of you and wishing you well. Click here to learn more about Kim’s journey. Full Story

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am afraid to believe it because I want it so badly. After all, good taste is dead and bad taste makes more money. How else do you explain Dancing with the Sh-ts and Whores? Denise Richards has joined this season.

Still… there is a glimmer of hope.

More than a glimmer?

Ausiello was the first to report yesterday that Friday Night Lights could return for not just one but TWO more seasons. TWO???!!! Well… of course. That’s how long Coach Taylor would need. Won’t say more because you’ll need to finish the season which is the f-cking best, like, ever and if Mindy’s wedding dress doesn’t make your life, well then you have rewritten the definition of joy. Oh sweet merciful Shiloh, please let this happen.

Anyway, two of our FNL boys were featured in The New York Times Style Magazine last week – Gaius Charles and, yep, Taylor Kitsch, all dressed up and old school. With video! And some Joshua Jackson on top! Gaius and Joshua look hot. TK… um yeah, it’s really not his best photograph. Not sure what the hand was doing. And he seems… uncomfortable? Having said that, I always worry that he’d look terrible with short hair. Short hair on a boy is important to me. Because I prefer it. This is proof that he can pull off short hair. Good. Click here for more about the photos and click here for the adorable video. LOVE Bill Hader.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Twilight quiver alternative

March 11, 2009 18:59:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 18:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As promised, more photos of the Twilight cast: Kellan Lutz, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Green, and… Jackson Rathbone – hello, hello, HELL-OH. Oh la. Am not Team Edward, am not Team Jacob… but am now definitely Team Jasper. Only not when he’s in costume. Dude, Jackson Rathbone is a sexy ass beast. Full Story

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Brunette Jolie NYC

March 11, 2009 16:54:56 Posted at March 11, 2009 16:54:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you the GMD is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo opportunity, and of course to stare at Brad all day while the kids are running around. Full Story

Twilight Central

March 11, 2009 14:10:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 14:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve lost track of what day this is. Every day, they’re all over my city. Brief recap of last night since you all probably need to know what Robert Pattinson was doing? Have heard from multiple sources that they went to karaoke after dinner. Great. The Twihards have a new favourite activity. Full Story

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Go find a big, blue blob…

March 11, 2009 12:42:08 Posted at March 11, 2009 12:42:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh. Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next to whatever that is. As for the pregnancy poll yesterday – most of you either hate BumpWatch or don’t think she’s carrying a little Jakey. Full Story

She pedals herself?

March 11, 2009 12:11:24 Posted at March 11, 2009 12:11:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am having a hard time believing it. But these are beautiful, beautiful paparazzi photos of the Alba Bitch in Paris today biking around the city. A bike with a basket, a nanny looking after the kids, during fashion week, enjoying the sights and sounds, the art, the architecture, the bread, the wine, the pastries – it’s a good life for Jessica Alba, non? This must be why she’s able to crack a smile or two in between her usual bitchface. Full Story