March 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 16, 2009 06:07:19 Posted at March 16, 2009 06:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Shauna from Linz for sticking with your blog – she doesn’t love the reality tv, as you know, but that doesn’t mean she’s not your biggest fan! Happy 27th Birthday to Jen from Rita. Can't wait to see you in Miami in 3 days!!  Full Story

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Has it really been 15 years? I grew up on ER. I remember I would refuse to go out on Thursday nights back in the day until ER was over. They kept promising in the previews that EVERYONE would be back, without showing EVERY face. One face was missing. They were smart not to show his face. I stayed up for his face. So we were all waiting for him. All of us were waiting for him.

And there he was…

Doug Ross. And Carol. And so much of them! And it was the same. Only better. And he still looks great in scrubs. And of course he had to leave. Because George Clooney is a movie star. Every inch of him is a movie star. It was so obvious. Especially last night. Also – Peter Benton is ageless.

When Carol kissed his hand before going back to bed, my evil heart actually swelled with goodness for the first time in weeks.


So long ER.

Yours in gossip,


Twilight: so long…for now

March 13, 2009 17:10:00 Posted at March 13, 2009 17:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do… Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. Full Story

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Friday Night Bentley

March 13, 2009 14:28:43 Posted at March 13, 2009 14:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Karl Barbie and the Maze

March 13, 2009 10:49:00 Posted at March 13, 2009 10:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 13, 2009 10:34:05 Posted at March 13, 2009 10:34:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does brown cover meth face? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s muscular ‘mo (Hollywood Tuna)

Another tv girl back in her place (Just Jared)

The cast of New Moon in makeup (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson by Karl Lagerfeld (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch lumpy sateen! (INO)

Would you eat Clooney tofu? (Cele|bitchy)

Star Magazine bullsh-t of the week: Brad Pitt pulls a Jude Law (IDLYITW)

Dress like a Vagina Virgin (Webster’s is my bitch)

Becks should have used this excuse (Kickette)

Do you like her hair?

March 13, 2009 10:01:05 Posted at March 13, 2009 10:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

How to look like Taylor Kitsch

March 13, 2009 08:44:35 Posted at March 13, 2009 08:44:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the cover of Men’s Health. You know I love him. But if I’m honest, I have to say I don’t love the hair. I can’t get down with hair like that. It’s too… truck stop/Fabio/trailer park. He needs to cut it. After Wolverine it’s time to cut it. The rest of him however, the rest of him we won’t change a thing. Full Story

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

March 13, 2009 08:04:33 Posted at March 13, 2009 08:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story

GOOPy gladiator booties

March 13, 2009 07:42:00 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare legs, G stepped out in a brand new pair of nude gladiator booties with … a built-in sock? Definitely not for the MiniVan, hell no. Full Story

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Shrek drive fast car

March 13, 2009 07:22:58 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:22:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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