LipGloss instead!

January 8, 2009 11:22:56 Posted at January 8, 2009 11:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss Zac Efron will be presenting at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

Interview with the eternal victim

January 8, 2009 09:54:08 Posted at January 8, 2009 09:54:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. Full Story

The Shame

January 8, 2009 08:49:37 Posted at January 8, 2009 08:49:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If not for the fact that she broke my arm, I’d actually feel embarrassed for her. But as it happens she was too busy being stupid to do her job, she wasted my time, and since there are now pins in my arm holding together my elbow, embarrassment is a sentiment I’ll reserve for someone who actually deserves it. Full Story

Joint stag

January 8, 2009 08:22:13 Posted at January 8, 2009 08:22:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married this weekend. Apparently they’re treating it like Brad and Jen styles back in the day. Top secret, location to be determined, guests will only be text messaged the morning of for the venue details. Please. For Fergie and Josh? Who the hell are you? So anyway, last night the two celebrated their stags together at the Dakota Bar in Santa Monica. Full Story

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The People’s Dark Knight

January 8, 2009 07:56:46 Posted at January 8, 2009 07:56:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TDK was the big winner last night as chosen by the People. Christian Bale, exquisite always, accepted on behalf of the film. He seemed a little pale. Even clammy. Or maybe that’s only because he skipped on the foundation. Of course he would skip on the foundation. It’s not like he’s Mario Lopez or anything. Full Story

Big Notorious Carpet

January 8, 2009 07:48:37 Posted at January 8, 2009 07:48:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star Angela Bassett, and Jamal Woolard who plays the title character. Full Story

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The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk

January 8, 2009 07:04:26 Posted at January 8, 2009 07:04:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some magazine she’d never heard of her. Full Story

The People’s Country Matchy

January 8, 2009 06:48:30 Posted at January 8, 2009 06:48:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Re: your emails about that Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher from the Ottawa Senators. As we reported on eTalk she was at the game on Saturday, apparently tight with his family. Then they went to Muzik together, ignored each other the entire time, always sat with six people between them so as to avoid photos, which totally means they’d be f-cking if it was allowed. Because he walks with the Lord, and she sings about Jesus taking the wheel. Really, it’s a perfect match, but for that minor problem of her nasty attitude although on the outside she’s sweet as pie. It’s behind the scenes when she bares teeth and only when she doesn’t get her way. So if he lets her walk all over him, there’s really not a problem…

As for blaming Carrie for the Sens on-ice woes this year…sorry, and this has nothing to do with me being from Toronto (OK maybe a little), but even I think that’s a stretch. Jason Spezza is a lazy floater. How ‘bout starting there?

Oh no I didn’t!

Wednesday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,