Shoes are more important than children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 11:15:30 October 9, 2009 11:15:30

It’s Dina Lohan’s mantra. She was in New York yesterday promoting the Shoe-Han. See I don’t have much faith in mankind. Some idiots WILL actually buy this sh-t. After all, there are f-cking losers out there who are also buying Ebola Paris Hilton’s lame sh-t. People suck. So ss you’d expect, Dina was asked at the event about Michael Lohan’s shocking “revelation” Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 11:04:18 October 9, 2009 11:04:18

I won’t lie. I want to try this (Dlisted)

The Alba Bitch tries too hard, looks dumb (Hollywood Tuna)

More from the Vogue NINE issue (Just Jared)

When low classy goes to the grocery (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel McAdams pulls her own luggage (Pop Sugar)

Robos wants the GMD to f-ck more (INO)

Homewrecker still isn’t satisfied (Cele|bitchy)

What douchebags buy their daughters (The Superficial)

Kate Hudson vs Madonna. And Manslinger WINS (Popeater)

Two Oscar winners and a beaver (ASL)

FASHION Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 09:12:00 October 9, 2009 09:12:00

The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: ridiculously beautiful and irresistibly sexy. Full Story

GMD: manly man in a puffy coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 08:26:34 October 9, 2009 08:26:34

The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story

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Back to basting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 07:48:28 October 9, 2009 07:48:28

Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot The Bounty with Gerard Butler. Full Story

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Eclipse open

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 07:34:00 October 9, 2009 07:34:00

Exclusive This is Xavier Samuel on Wednesday night shooting Twilight Eclipse soaking wet, filming in the fake rain over and over again. My source tells me he’s wearing a wetsuit under those clothes to stay dry/warm(er). This is why he appears to be a little more robust. As you’ve seen from his candids, Samuel is rather slight. Full Story

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They deserve better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 06:42:31 October 9, 2009 06:42:31

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

October 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 06:15:49 October 9, 2009 06:15:49

Happy 35th Birthday Kerry N! And thanks for the brilliant Metro News Ad! Happy Birthday Mika! You are the best friend ever, and I can't wait to usher in our old lady days together (i.e. muumuu's and high speed car chases). Full Story

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

This is how Johanna Schneller opened An Evening With Meryl Streep:

In a time when almost everything is unpredictable, we can always count on Meryl. For art.

And thus began 90 minutes of amazingness. That Meryl is a master goes without saying. But last night it was more than Meryl. It was Meryl with one of the most esteemed journalists in the field demonstrating that journalism too is an artistic endeavour, especially when pursued with the kind of subtle skill and technique that Johanna Schneller was able to deliver authentically and without pretension – a fangirl who is not a sycophant, and at the end of the day, a reporter who always finds her answer, even when a wily Meryl Streep tries to elude her.

Meryl and Johanna, they are the sh-t. Sorry to be crass but I would eat their f-cking sh-t.

More on Meryl later.

It’s Thursday – am blogging until my flight home this afternoon. My mother has somehow talked me into a drive to the airport. A ride with her never comes without a price.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Viggo’s Manbag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 14:07:20 October 8, 2009 14:07:20

Written by Jacek Manbags are a touchy area for any straight guy. For most straight guys, I’d say it’s a no go zone (even if they wanted to – which for most guys isn’t even an issue). But under certain conditions, it can be done. However, the dude has to wear clothes well, have good style in general, and has to be comfortable in his own skin. Full Story