The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 11:55:49 January 6, 2010 11:55:49

These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 11:49:47 January 6, 2010 11:49:47

Channing Tatum tries to be Ryan Gosling (Popeater)

Jennifer Aniston’s next hairstyle (Dlisted)

Unemployed, looking ROUGH (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley Cyrus makes excuse for her parent pimps (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene: from wannabe Kristen Stewart to wannabe Leighton Meester (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman doesn’t want Kate Hudson’s roles (Cele|bitchy)

How will the GMD resist these underage abs? (INO)

How long before these two skanks star in their own sibling porn? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The only time I’ve ever care about an Andy Roddick interview (Towleroad)

Who do you believe? A mooch or a crackhead? (TheSuperficial)

Porny’s new hair, hot legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 10:08:42 January 6, 2010 10:08:42

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Emile WHO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:54:49 January 6, 2010 08:54:49

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Sit DOWN JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:46:23 January 6, 2010 08:46:23

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Supermodels on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:18:00 January 6, 2010 08:18:00

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk though. Full Story

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It was her Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 07:21:39 January 6, 2010 07:21:39

If this is the way she gives acceptance speeches for acting, maybe she should win one. Diablo Cody tweeted from the Palm Springs Film Festival Awards last night that: Mariah Carey just gave the most awesome acceptance speech of all time. Unfortunately, at press time, there’s only this short video of what happened. Full Story

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January 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 07:03:17 January 6, 2010 07:03:17

To Jessica from Jennifer who admires you so much for your London adventure. Berlin and Prague > Pickering! And for Naera – that’s quite the arty snowman! Re: Jacek , that’s his first name, it’s Polish, and no, we had no idea it means bastard in Korean. I’m not Korean and thankfully Jacek doesn’t mean anything in Chinese. Full Story

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Vince Vaughn married a regular Canadian girl from Calgary who doesn’t scheme with her publicist for pap photos and strategic tabloid stories in a state of constant feud with her ex and his goddess of a baby maker. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston keeps making sh-tty movies and goddammit she’s fabulous at 40! and loves herself very much.  Read Full Intro

JailBait meets the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 17:06:00 January 5, 2010 17:06:00

JailBait Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have sex. What? Photo Assumption at play – JailBait’s body language with this boy is much different from what we saw with that awkward looking Justin Gaston. Full Story