Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:02:12 May 11, 2009 10:02:12

Victoria and David Beckham are outlasting everyone (Dlisted)

Blair Waldorf bikini body! (Just Jared)

Reese’s naughty bruise in her sexy spot. Am impressed. Didn’t think she and Jakey had it in them (Pop Sugar)

Who leaked Rihanna’s nudes? (The Superficial)

Meadow has a great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Activia turns your hair pink (INO)

Should Kate Winslet just let this go? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he the Gimp? (ICYDK)

A lighter Fox eats boys (ASL)

Teens and moms!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:53:29 May 11, 2009 09:53:29

I was late calling my mother yesterday. Occasion phone calls must happen before noon wherever she is. But time, time in a casino doesn’t the work the same way. I never know the time here. So I phoned her past noon and I knew it would be trouble. She would find a way to profit, of course she would. Full Story

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Porny’s Shamu Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:17:10 May 11, 2009 09:17:10

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always. Always. When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Full Story

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They don’t have to be in their 20s...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:08:17 May 11, 2009 09:08:17

To be sexy. Hell no. Two examples: Connie Britton at the White House Correspondents’ dinner and forever Annette Bening at the Noches de Ninos Gala on Saturday night. Tami Taylor, per usual, brought the ladies. It’s one of the cornerstones of Friday Night Lights – Mrs Taylor’s tight tops. Full Story

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Not the best idea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:45:32 May 11, 2009 08:45:32

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace attended the White House Correspondents’ dinner together both matching orange. I’m telling you: he’s getting uglier. Turns my stomach the manicured facial hair and the way his lips are the same colour as the rest of his face. Gross. Considering their past fondness for the hard blow, putting them together could be disastrous. Full Story

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My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:31:21 May 11, 2009 08:31:21

Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Full Story

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Twilight cast party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:23:01 May 11, 2009 08:23:01

As I first reported on Twitter on Friday night, cast and crew of New Moon partied at Blue Water Café – click here to review my tweets. The intrepid Vancity Allie was outside and delivers a comprehensive report – you can read her blog here Full Story

Robo Mother of the Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:26:14 May 11, 2009 07:26:14

This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story

The real Posh…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:03:00 May 11, 2009 07:03:00

Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing off her legs and one of her many Hermes bags. Full Story

May 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 06:45:29 May 11, 2009 06:45:29

Happy Birthday Cheryl from your daughter Meg. Am thrilled to hear you’ve booted douchey John Mayer from your list. You are better than that. Congratulations to the girls of Karma Chameleon – Caryl, Yi, Olga, Victoria, and Aileen raised over $2,000 getting bendy together along with over 100 participants at Yoga in Motion Full Story

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for sharing your NHL Playoff Freebie Five lists. Have received many emails arguing on behalf of Sidney Crosby. Ummmm…no…not for me. But Hello! Canada is naming Canada’s 50 Most Beautiful and the Kid made the list. So did Sheldon Souray. Hmmm yes. Totally agree about Sheldon Souray.

It’s Friday. The vodka is blogging and haven’t slept …much. Please forgive typos. The Outcast review is complete (check LaineyBooks) and Shelfy sucks again. Also…

Heads up Twi-hards: who’s covering his face? More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Give kids a chance to dream! The SOS Children’s Village Run is happening on May 30th at the Richmond Olympic Oval with proceeds benefitting SOS Children’s Village BC in support of community based family services to improve and sustain the quality of life for children and youth in foster care. Click here to pre-register!