Ryan & Kat: Twitter clues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2009 06:59:08 September 17, 2009 06:59:08

Ryan Gosling is now on Twitter. As I reported a few weeks ago, the two are rumoured to be dating. Click here for a refresher. Twitter’s not the most slamdunk source for smut, but occasionally it can yield some intriguing clues. Full Story

Luck of the Irish for Neil Jordan’s Ondine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2009 06:40:20 September 17, 2009 06:40:20

WRITTEN BY ALAN W. Last night, Jacek interrupted my Glee screening (party of one) to give me the low-down on my next assignment. Did you watch? Matthew Morrison singing Montell Jordan, Bel Biv Devoe, and Color Me Badd all in one episode? Enough said. Emily and I were both dancing in our living rooms. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Bill Nighy came into the etalk Lounge this week for an interview. Within minutes he had the room. The girls were giggling, the boys were charmed, hearing his story about how he was planning to attend the 50 Cent performance at the request of Muammar Gaddafi’s son who had hired him for his party. “It feels like it’s an order...” he mused, and it’s the way he said it while trying to properly pronounce “Fiddy” was what cracked everyone up.

When I spoke to him on the carpet last night at the annual In Style party at the Windsor Arms, he told me that some journalist this week gifted him with a pack of her own monogrammed condoms. So. Much. Personality.

And lovely to his fans. Bill signed autographs, took photos, obliged the waiting faithful… unlike Clive Owen who exited his SUV and, without waving, immediately entered the venue. Clive doesn’t do the press or the public when he’s off duty. So they booed him. They booed him but they chanted for Nicolas Cage.

???

Cage arrived with his wife under heavy security. He too did not bother with crowd. Instead of booing him though they started chanting: WE WANT THE CAGE! WE WANT THE CAGE. Then it turned into a round.

While most of them shouted We Want Nic, a select few hopped in with “Cage” right at the end of the line so it sounded like this:

We Want Nic…
Cage!

We Want Nic...
Cage!

When superfans are sane, they are amusing. When superfans are Twi-Hards, they can disturb you.

Oh the hatemail that poured in yesterday in response to this post. The Twi-Hards they brood, because Edward, he broods. Will print some for you later.

Wednesday – on Colin Firth, Keanu Reeves, thoughts on Drew Barrymore at TIFF, and more…

U2 plays Toronto tonight and the film festival is still going strong. No sleep til Saturday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jennifer Garner, Edward Norton, Ricky Gervais, and Samantha Morton have all stopped by the IT Lounge for their gift bags, the same gift bag being offered to LaineyGossip.com readers. Click here to enter the contest.


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Robin, Keanu, and fangirling for Rebecca

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 16:38:00 September 16, 2009 16:38:00

The Private Lives of Pippa Lee premiered at TIFF last night. I was assigned to the cover the carpet for etalk and when Rebecca Miller arrived, it was like Robert Pattinson for me. No one but Rebecca Miller could wear what she wore. I know you think it’s weird, I know you think it’s not something Jennifer Aniston would wear and therefore not acceptable. Full Story

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JLo, Posh, & Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 15:20:34 September 16, 2009 15:20:34

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are in Washington, pictured here this afternoon arriving at Capitol Hill to meet with Nancy Pelosi. Today is Marc’s 41st birthday and he’s being honoured at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Gala where he will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award. President Obama and the First Lady will be in attendance too. Full Story

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Cuties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 12:58:15 September 16, 2009 12:58:15

Can’t help it. They are. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf on set in New York for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleep aka the worst title ever. As you know, Carey and Shia are dating, my new favourite young Hollywood powerful. F-cking adorable. As predicted, Carey charmed everyone at TIFF, delivering an outstanding performance in An Education that has everyone calling for her nomination. Full Story

Jen “live”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 12:08:00 September 16, 2009 12:08:00

I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it was 4am and I was drunk. Doesn’t count. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 11:42:08 September 16, 2009 11:42:08

He’s delivering Tom Cruise’s pizza (Dlisted)

Post Adrien Brody: borrowing Aniston’s tweaker (Hollywood Tuna)

Uma Thurman: love this W Magazine cover (Just Jared)

Can they stop being famous when you forget why they’re famous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A rare happy ending? (INO)

Did Taupe rush back to Ben? (Pop Sugar)

Twi-Hards are rushing to buy sparkly vibrators off the registry (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox in Rolling Stone: an article I actually enjoyed (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson: stethoscope accessory (Popoholic)

Clive Owen dressed up: man porn (Popeater)

Mentorship

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 09:24:00 September 16, 2009 09:24:00

By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than those her age. That she’s in a band, is an actor, is an artist, and therefore doesn’t need to go to school. Full Story

Is she going too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 08:59:56 September 16, 2009 08:59:56

Kanye West told Jay Leno that he’ll be disappearing for a while, that he needs time to fix his sh-t. Does fixing his sh-t include getting rid of Amber Rose? She’s part of the f-ckery. So if he’s promising to cut out the f-ckery, in theory, he should be cutting Amber Rose out too. If Kanye is a man of his word then, well, Amber Rose will have to find a new ass to ride. Full Story

More like Faye Dunaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 07:59:45 September 16, 2009 07:59:45

My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the VMAs I thought she was Madonna. Full Story

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