Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brace yourselves today. You’ve been accustomed to the Twi-hard psychosis lately and they are indeed f-cking crazy. But don’t forget about the Brangelunatics. The Brangelunatics often take it to a new level. And they are losing their balls today over In Touch Magazine’s brand new cover. As you know, it’s never the most reliable source but this week, they’re feeding the triangle with a front page blast about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together having secretly hooked up on the evening of April 23rd. Also – they’re wearing the same necklace. Click here to see. This one will make the rounds.

So what’s next? You know what’s next. They’ll gauge how far this story travels and how much damage it does or doesn’t inflict on their brand. If it’s minor, they’ll bring the Chosen One Shiloh out for a pap spin, super easy. If it’s bad though, well, it might be time to haul the twins out…

I love this game, don’t you?

It’s Wednesday. Can Ryan Reynolds step up? Bradley Cooper is stepping up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Rating feature has been added to the Venus Embrace Look Book. A new look is on the way tomorrow. Click here to vote on last week’s look.

Possessive Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 17:09:09 May 6, 2009 17:09:09

Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Full Story

Tabloid Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 17:01:48 May 6, 2009 17:01:48

While the two big dogs, People and Us Weekly, are engaged in battle over that Jon & Kate plus 8 and maybe cheating schoolteacher with an opportunist brother, the others are either sticking with the go-to money makers Brad, Angie, and Jen, or in OK!’s case, hoping to capitalise on Twi-hard devotion. Full Story

Dustin Lance Black – The Advocate cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 15:50:43 May 6, 2009 15:50:43

If you’ve seen Milk, you know his work. If you watched the Oscars, you heard his speech. Dustin Lance Black, 35 years old, won the award Best Original Screenplay and stood up and delivered the following message:“If Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I think he’d want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than, by their churches, by the government, or by their families, that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you, God does love you. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Kiefer did this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:00:00 May 6, 2009 12:00:00

His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story

What she’s most proud of…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:44:59 May 6, 2009 11:44:59

Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For now then, Posh will simply have to satisfy herself with her new Armani underwear ads, unveiled today at Macy’s Herald Square in New York. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:27:46 May 6, 2009 11:27:46

Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)

They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)

Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)

She’s still got it! (The Superficial)

Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)

Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)

Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)

When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)

Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)

Lovers in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 09:51:28 May 6, 2009 09:51:28

Amanda Seyfried with Dominic Cooper leaving Nobu last night in London and hopping in a cab. I love this about London. It’s not often the personal driver in the big hulking SUV. Most of them cab. Even the princes cab! Amanda will reportedly begin work soon on Remember Me costarring Robert Pattinson with whom she presented at the Oscars a couple months ago. Full Story

Granny drinks ginger ale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:45:57 May 6, 2009 08:45:57

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side. Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. Full Story