Stay Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:50:07 November 27, 2009 08:50:07

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Crusty Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:10:20 November 27, 2009 08:10:20

Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, the girls were so annoying that Spittle ended up snapping at them: “You know what, you go to get a f-cking life, is that what you’re about?” Maybe it wasn’t the most gracious thing to say but really… if you’re shaming yourself and giggling drunk ass around town in the middle of the night over Spittle Gerry, you’re asking for a bitchslap. Full Story

November 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 07:23:47 November 27, 2009 07:23:47

Happy Birthday Tina W from your husband Bob who says it’ll get better soon and that he loves you LOTS. Happy 24th Birthday to Nicola’s sister who is celebrating with a teen themed birthday party and New Moon is the centerpiece. Loved the message you sent to your friends. Yes, do drink your tits off to make the cheese bearable, and congratulations on the apartment with Mary. Full Story

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Lists. They always make lists at the end of the year. I keep forgetting it’s the end of the year AND the end of a decade. So now there are even more lists. Top songs of the 00s. 100 most entertaining moments of the 00s. Best books of the 00s.  Read Full Intro

It’s so nice to see you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 15:39:10 November 26, 2009 15:39:10

Kate Winslet. Some celebrities, when they’ve been up in our faces for a while on promotion or whatever, promise they’ll go away quietly once their sh-t is over. And then they never leave. Kate Winslet said last year following promotion for Revolutionary Road and her Oscar run for The Reader that she had no plans to work and wanted to chill out, be with her kids, stay away from the spotlight for a while. Full Story

Thanksgiving GLEE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 11:44:35 November 26, 2009 11:44:35

Oh Mark Salling…WHY? Why is your penis so dumb? Why did it lead you astray? With Audrina Patridge? I can’t get down with a dude who could actually stand that idiot for more than a minute. I can’t. If he needs some strange for a night, in Los Angeles, the star of a hit show, he could have nailed that anywhere. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 10:54:45 November 26, 2009 10:54:45

JLo’s ass after the fall (Just Jared)

The Heidi & Spencer of Washington, DC (Dlisted)

Peter Facinelli has a sense of humour, unlike the fundamentalist Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

They call themselves the Los Angeles Temptation (Hollywood Tuna)

What happened to pants? (Popeater http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/26/celebrities-without-pants/)

Kate Hudson and Ryder at the circus (Pop Sugar)

This helps a LOT with my Eminem problem. It just might cure it (INO)

Chace Crawford’s first and last snatch and her fur (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The first and likely only time I’ll agree with Michael Bay (Cele|bitchy)

I hope they paid her a lot of money to cheese out this hard. The Sound of Music one is the worst (Popoholic)

Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 09:46:00 November 26, 2009 09:46:00

Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. Can we talk about his hair for this film? What is it? Slightly longer, yes. Full Story

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Holiday abroad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 08:14:19 November 26, 2009 08:14:19

Jennifer Aniston arrived in London today spending US Thanksgiving abroad. Can you hit the beach in England at this time of year? Pretty sure you can’t. Jen on a holiday without the sun? what’s up? Orlando Bloom was also on her flight. They share the same agent. Not sure what this means. Guy Ritchie flew back to London yesterday too. Full Story

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