Two cheaters, one scored wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 06:41:40 July 22, 2009 06:41:40

And everyone’s a famewhore! It’s a new nursery rhyme. Hollywood styles. So LeAnn Rimes marries a maybe gaybe, she soon finds out it’s not maybe, and tries to hag out it for a few years, and then costars with Eddie Cibrian in a made for tv movie, and they can’t control their horny, and they start f-cking on the sly, but end up getting caught by a closed circuit television at some restaurant, and he denies it because he’s married with 2 young children, and his wife Brandi starts talking to the tabloids telling everyone LeAnn keeps coming after Eddie’s cock, and now they’ve been busted, yet again, sneaking around at a friend’s house, as recently as last Friday, which is why Brandi has decided to announce via Us Weekly Full Story

Two girls, one limo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 06:30:30 July 22, 2009 06:30:30

Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to … The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. Full Story

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There’s a direct flight from Vancouver to Newark and at that time of night it only takes half an hour to get to the city. When I arrived in Newark I loitered for a few minutes like Marcus Flutie in Megan McCafferty’s Perfect Fifths. Was also tempted to take the monorail and write haikus but it was late and there’s a lot to do today.

Will post my thoughts on Perfect Fifths and the entire Jessica Darling series soon but in short: McCafferty is criminally underrated. She is briefly featured in the book section on this site – click here – and will receive a proper asskissing now that Jessica’s story is complete.

As for being in New York – this day can’t pass quickly enough. Am here because etalk and I have been invited to an exclusive listening session tonight for Whitney Houston’s new album I Look To You with Clive Davis and…Whitney herself! Gah!

Not sure how to hold it together in the same room with Whitney Houston. I worshipped Whitney Houston growing up. Afraid I might do something really, really f-cking embarrassing. Like ask for a hug or something.

Ew!!!

No but seriously…why do people ask celebrities for hugs???

“Thanks God” there will be cocktails.

Am pretty sure they’re confiscating all gadgets and devices at the event. But if not, of course I will be on Twitter. And if so, will mad tweet about it right after and also blog about it tomorrow.

For now though there’s a full day of gossip ahead. Am posting til I have to do my hair and decide what to wear, which won’t be til early evening. Check back often! And scroll down for articles missed yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Just like old times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 13:18:39 July 21, 2009 13:18:39

Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip. Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was? And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday. Brangelunatics don’t celebrate for Maddox though like they do for the Holy Twins and the Chosen One. Full Story

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Zac falls and when Gwen was in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 13:01:00 July 21, 2009 13:01:00

LipGloss Zac Efron has been keeping a low profile in Vancouver while working on Charlie St Cloud. Has also not been attacked by LipHards hoping he’ll fall in love with them while signing an autograph or the Twi-Hard preferred method of asphyxiation. On Saturday Zac went up to Whistler and was spotted bungee jumping. Full Story

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Years in the making

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 12:07:21 July 21, 2009 12:07:21

YES! Finally! They’ve danced around it before, both were unavailable, but now they find themselves in the same city, and single, and more mature, and Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio??? Please Sweet Shiloh, please make it so. UK gossips are reporting that they had dinner the other night at Shoreditch House, then went on to a club, then a private party, all the while flirty and touchy, and at one point Cam was even seen kissing his cheek. Full Story

JLo is a dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 11:25:37 July 21, 2009 11:25:37

Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked the past few years but came back strong last season, redeeming themselves from the disaster that was 07/08 and, well, it’s not like I’m not used to loving and losing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 11:03:53 July 21, 2009 11:03:53

Who wants a rub’n’tug Asian styles? (Dlisted)

Fergie adjusts her balls (The Superficial)

What Katie and Little Sci were doing when the GMD was “fratboying” with Becks (Just Jared)

Girls like me don’t look good in jeans like these (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s smile when she’s getting laid (Pop Sugar)

What Shane West is getting from Evan Rachel Wood (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SJP and her dandy – separate lives? Duh. (INO)

Haaahahaahahahhaha! Dina Lohan’s most DELUSIONAL quote EVER! (Cele|bitchy)

For Jacek – Emmanuelle Chriqui’s legs (Popoholic)

There’s actually someone Mickey Rourke won’t sleep with? (Holy Moly)

Tongue and Thumb are coming to TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 09:10:20 July 21, 2009 09:10:20

The Toronto International Film Festival has released more features on its schedule, most notably Jennifer’s Body on Midnight Madness Opening Night. You know what that means? Megan Fox headlines Jennifer’s Body. It’s her first non-Transformers film. There’s no doubt she’ll come to Toronto to support it. Full Story

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Rashida has great taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 07:33:12 July 21, 2009 07:33:12

Michelle, Duana and I were moaning about Zadie Smith last year – so young, so brilliant, has taught at Harvard and Columbia, and will become a full professor at NYU in 2010. She’s only 33. Love her. Hate her! We felt even worse about ourselves after reading this article on Jon Favreau, President Obama’s chief speechwriter, then just 26 years old and featured in the New York Times. Full Story

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